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>living in niggerhell universe 2.0
>wake up in the morning
>remember the sun is a foid basically in mythology, and worshipping it makes me a troon, aka its troonslop to wake up
>stretch
>every troon stretches, no matter how chuddy or tranny it looks, troonslop 'gain
>stand up
>trannies literally hang themselves standing up all the time, gott verdammt, troonslop over again!
>walk to my computer
>troons do that
>see how the sharty is nowadays
>being obsessed with the sharty makes you either a soyteen or a tranny, and every second passes by, it starts to get blurred
>go to /soy/
>niggerhell brimstone troonslop and bait
>go to /qa/
>continuing to ragebait whilst posting troonslop over there in order to own the brownies or whatnot
>go to any of the low PPH, non-main boards
>either "ironic-shitposting" of troonslop, genuine troonslop, DNB or raids which slowly gear me and other young men into troon culture
>"Okay, fuck this."
>go back to /soy/ and post gemmy post
>doesn't get bumped, super saged for not being troonslop, gigabotted, or DNB'd to the deepest layers of niggerhell along with the brimstone with nobaldi necrobumping it
>"I'm done for today."
>saying this brings back the thoughts that some trannies say this, which shudder my lactose-tolerant spine which can drink milk
>go to eat
>eating is basically what 'cado does, and even if he's not a faggot anymore, nophono cares fan about being a spade son coinslotter
>skip eating to avoid being another Alicia or HTSM and go to the bathroom to take a shower
>der' brain tells me "showers are for trannies, remember how fucking sanitized their skin in despite NBAW? you're gonna troon yourself out if you do that"
>fine, no showering
>gets out to brush
>even if you won't be an ESL FNF pedo for practicing basic hygiene, cleaning your teeth is basically troonslop because they do it so they can suck bibisi and biwisi
>fuck it, im not doing anything, ill just go to work. trannies can't work, theyre antithetical to it
>shrug off the thought that jannies literally so it for free and almost all nusoicacas and some oldfrogs really do are unemployed
>thanks myself to not end up like them, poor them
>shrug off another though that this is similar to how billionaires, who created trannies and every other minority group in the world to feel special and elitist, think
>fuck it ill just not think at all
>go to work at a civil engineering job, trannies hate math whilst also being simultaneously outside right?
>walk around and greet your workers
>one of them tells me about news about a promotion to me
>hey that sounds nice, lets go to see what's up with it
>walks to your boss
>they recently trooned out because all jobs have to have some LGTV+, or worse troons on it to pander to the now culture
>have an irresistible urge to tear them limb by limb but stops, even while the flirty is leaking and the veins are getting a little thremby
>xey say your promotion in a high-pitched voice, enough to grate your ears, possibly due to xer dick-chopping surgery and HRT
>fumes comes out of ears and head and tell them you need to get out to let off some steam
>upon leaving, you see a pooner in a hardhat with an image of Miss Circle on their chest
>goes batshit crazy and starts insulting them telling them YWNBAW and all that
>they get scared and tell them what's the issue, and leave
>storm off
>you start to hallucinate all men as pooners and all foids as troons
>you see a child
>you say a simple hello
>they say hi, but the next time you blink they turn to Nate Huggers
>back and scream, telling others that the world is going to niggerhell, ripping off your clothes to show your TWP as you run
>auditory voices start ringing your head, most of it being genuine troons, glowfags, commiepedotroons and your family members
>see a police car, with the lights glowing green
>run to a nearby bank, where you can see the water turn to a portal to aryanheaven filled with sproke, gemeralds
>pray to whatever god accepted your schizo babble of appreciation and jump off
Imagine if this was the average chud schizos experience after lurking in the sharty for 2-3 years. I have experience btw
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This MIGHT be my day up for the effort
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bvmp aldoe you made a few mistakes wrong like the retard you are
still pretty good doe
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i want to hug chud in this scenario
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Why would you say hi to a child, trannies do that
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@grok please summarise this
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The sun is male, the moon is the female one and worshipping it has traditionally been related with matriarchal societies
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>>15398193trve, if child lives in Atlanta that's legal to do DNB
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this post reeks of 4cuck DNB DNI 'ill yourself NOW
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Uppis
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its a tearful gem
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>>15398198albeit the Nips (Amaterasu), Aryans (Sól) and Litvaks (Saule) do worship them o algo
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>>15398206meds now negrobaba
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necrobvmp
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Kino. Someone has to do a voiceover
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#chudlivesmatter
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>>15398313is there even any voicefags left on /soy/ or were they all kidnapped to /v/
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>>15398321I can do it with TTS (not real voice because my parents will think I'm a schizo for recording this)
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>>15398158 (OP)The sun objectively isn't female.
It doesn't have DNA, sexual organs or reproduce sexually.
Otherwise yeah, the internet needs to stop obsessing about trannies so much. I have never seen a tranny out in real life.
Still dox and harrass them if you see one and try to get it to suicide but don't let them live rent free in your head 24/7 like some obsessed brimstone.
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>>15398324please do that would be funny, edits after TTS by editGODS for gems
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>>15398288someone gigaquote the babyjak but with the giga holding a lollipop and has a propeller hat
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>>15398328Rule for 'ox 'ape 'ill is always that you don't become obsessed with xem like how xry become obsessed with you.
Always for forgetting oldGODS and nusois.
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>>15398352Should I add any music too?
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>>15398439yes add a chud song whilst doing so btw
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>>15398463I don't want to add anything with words because it will play over spoken text and make it unlistenable. I guess I'll just add some stock audio