/soy/ - Soyjaks

>>15397344 (OP)
nigga wtf did i just read

this is probably real due to the SPECIFIC situation hes describing

>>15397344 (OP)
did you ever get to recharge your phone

>>15397365
whenever i got home yeah but i wasnt able to sleep because of wtf just happened

nusoicacas

>>15397344 (OP)
so like, explain more like what did she look like

This literally never happened kys neutropedo

>>15397372
She had really highlighted blonde hair and wore like clothes that barely covered her and barely showed herself from being nude and she wore clothes that stank like cigarettes and weed

>>15397373
tbh like it does seem real OP does sound like the type of guy who would hire a prostitute

Even if that didn't happen you're still a faggot for typing that out

op is a copypasta dni

OP, what the fuck?

>>15397344 (OP)
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all me btw.

>>15397422
go back fbp

>>15397431
you don't get to spam him here
go back

and then you lowk crack the fat brown pooner

i lowk crack fat bitches but don't tell anyone 🤫

>a couple of months ago, i was driving down the street and it was in a bad side of town, and it was pretty late at night and there was a lady there, and i thought she was a lady at first but she was a tranny with like, massive fucking artifiical titties. she wouldn't stop calling me over but i was just trying to get off the road and she was straight up running after my car and eventually she said, "hey dirty boy… i can let you in on all of this if you pay me 40…." (and she was grabbing her titties and they were fucking huge). now at this point i thought she wasn't a tranny but i literally never had sex up to this point so i decided to pay her and me and her got inside the car and sat in the back and she started unbuckling my pants and she gave me really good head, i was really fucking high that day so i couldn't tell i was getting sucked off by a literal tranny and i was probably getting hiv in the process but he gave me really good head and i asked to see her pussy and she was like "pussy.. what's that?" and she whipped out her dick and i was really fucking surprised and i really wanted to just leave the car at the moment but something intriuged me enough about the situation at hand so i was trying to fucking open the doors to fuckign run away and let that tranny take all my belongings because i didn't want to be gay but i decided to submit anyways and i started gulping on her tranny cock (And it was pretty fucking big too) and she was kinda forcing me to suck on it and holy shit, it was pretty good… afterwards she asked me to turn around and take my pants off so she could fuck me and she gave me some of the best anal ever and since i was so high in that moment i didn't realize i was getting fucked by a literal tranny but i felt myself being railed and i was fucking moaning like the submissive little faggot i was and eventually she released inside of me and i was too fucking stunned and orgasmic to do literally anything so i just rested in my car with my ass full of cum while she left and stole my phones charger from my car in that sort of euphoric state for like 10 minutes before i finally got off my ass and pulled my pants up and wondered what type of disease i got for fucking that tranny and it's haunted me ever since. my first ever time losing my virginity was to a random tranny hooker in a street. i have no clue what i could've contracted but i feel like such a faggot, what should i do 'teens?
JUST SHUT IT DOOOOOOWN

>>15397437
me too and i live in melbourne and i'm fat and i don't go outside and when i go to soybooru i get a boner

>>15397447
i might rape u tmrw

>virgin
>best anal ever
OP?

>>15397461
it was the best from the porn ivv seen of it

>>15397451
i have a micropenis

like best feeling i felt my shit getting gaped

>>15397471
i have a question for you

sometimes i cum while i'm taking a shit on the toilet

>>15397475
WSp

>>15397466

Calm tf down

>>15397480
Whats that one really sweet fruit from the middle east caleld though

>>15397486
i don't fucking know.

>>15397488
Just tell me bro

>>15397490
what kind of fruit is this

>>15397491
i dont fucking know

i was the tranny hooker

i was seventeen that summer, stuck at home most days while my parents worked. my little brother, ethan, was eight and still needed someone to watch him after camp let out. that’s how lena started coming over three afternoons a week.
>reddit space
she was twenty, home from her second year at state, taking summer classes but mostly just floating through the days. dark hair always in a loose ponytail, chipped blak nail polish, the kind of quiet confidence that made you feel like she already knew whatever dumb thing you were about to say. she smelled faintly of vanilla body spray and the spearmint gum she was always chewing.
>reddit space
the first couple weeks were normal. i’d come downstairs for a soda, say hi, maybe joke with ethan about whatever dumb show they were watching. lena would smile, small and knowing, but nothing more. then one thursday it rained hard, ethan fell asleep early on the couch after playing outside all morning, and the house got too quiet.
>reddit space
i was in the kitchen grabbing water when she walked in, barefoot, tugging the hem of her oversized t-shirt down over her shorts. “he’s out cold,” she said, voice low. “like, dead-to-the-world snoring.”
>reddit space
i laughed under my breath. “lucky us.”
>reddit space
she leaned against the counter, close enough that i could see the faint freckles across her nose. “you’re not bad company when you’re not trying to act cool in front of your friends,” she said.
>reddit space
i felt my face heat up. “i don’t try that hard.”
>reddit space
“sure you don’t.” she chewed her gum slowly, eyes flicking down then back up. “you’re kinda cute when you’re nervous, though.”
>reddit space
i didn’t know what to say so i didn’t say anything. she stepped closer, close enough that her knee brushed mine. then her hand was on my stomach, light, testing. my breath caught. she looked up at me like she was waiting for me to stop her. i didn’t.
>reddit space
she sank to her knees right there on the tile, slow, no rush. the rain kept hammering the windows. her fingers worked my shorts open like she’d done it a hundred times. when her mouth closed around me it was warm and soft and deliberate, nothing frantic. just steady rhythm, tongue flat, then curling, then flat again. one hand braced on my thigh, the other wrapped around the base like she was steadying herself as much as me.
>reddit space
i remember gripping the edge of the counter so hard my knuckles went white. the fridge hummed. ethan snored faintly from the living room. every few seconds she’d pull back just enough to breathe, look up at me with those half-lidded eyes, then take me deeper again. no fake moans, no porn-star performance. just the wet sound, her breathing through her nose, the occasional soft hum in her throat when i twitched.
>reddit space
it didn’t take long. i tried to warn her but she didn’t move, just kept going until i was shaking and spilling into her mouth. she swallowed, wiped the corner of her lip with her thumb, then stood up like nothing happened.
>reddit space
“better keep it down next time,” she whispered, popping her gum. “your brother’s a light sleeper when he’s napping.”
>reddit spacs
she walked back to the couch, picked up her phone, and scrolled tiktok like the last ten minutes never occurred.
>reddit space
i stood there for a solid minute trying to remember how legs worked. the rain kept falling. she never brought it up again, but every time she caught my eye after that, she’d give the tiniest smirk. like a secret we both knew we’d never tell.

>>15397496
fuck off

Who want me

>>15397497
oxford commaerald
cant even make your own bait without using gpt award

>>15397507
Who tf is this

>>15397508
Nerd ass nigga talm bout some pickle commas 🤞 😂 😂 😂 😂

>>15397519
can you speak english, I don't understand niggerbabble

>>15397525
You always just be yapping mate you always just going on and bloody taking the mick mate

Nerd ass nigga talm bout some pickle commas 🤞 😂 😂 😂 😂

im not saying but i have alot of sins in my past that i regret and try to make up for every day

Nerd ass nigga talm bout some pickle commas 🤞 😂 😂 😂 😂

namekek

There's a certain video that gets shared on this site that has my face in it but nophono knows

>>15397640
Are you hot in it

>>15397508 (shitskin)
Nerd ass nigga talm bout some pickle commas 🤞 😂 😂 😂 😂

>>15397508 (shitskin)
Nerd ass nigga talm bout some pickle commas 🤞 😂 😂 😂 😂

>>15397651
Yeah you could say that

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soylenniBoomboom obsession
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