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You are chudjak, who is searching for his best friend Aout.
Aout disappeared under mysterious circumstances last year, much to your sadness.
You almost forgot about it, until you found a note in your jacket's pocket last week.
It read as following;
>To find your friend, you must travel to 3 locations and find 3 people. Each one of these people will have a clue on where and who the next person is. The third person will have the location of your friend.
>In the land of the rising sun, there is a peculiar woman with a number stamped upon her head. Her beauty is entrancing, but her rage is feral. This is your first target.
>With love, [X]
The first thing you did was book a flight to Japan, without even thinking of where you would find this woman.
Now, you are somewhere in Japan. While examining each woman on the street to find the number girl, a man in a suit walks up to you.
>こんにちは!もっと早く見つけられず、心から申し訳ありません。私は日本行きの航空会社が無料で提供するタクシードライバーです!もしよければ、今すぐタクシーまで案内できますよ。
You have no idea what he just said.
What is your next move?

 15388650[Quote]

😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

 15388663[Quote]

throw poop in the japs mouth

 15388666[Quote]

Try your best to speak in Japanese, from what you have learned in tranime

 15388669[Quote]

>>15388663
low quality replies like these are why adventure threads become shitty

 15388671[Quote]

ask for directions

 15388679[Quote]

I tap into my azn genes (since chud is obviously asian if you look at xis face) and try to translate what xe said. Or just like try to intuit it. The first thing I think of is what xe said, I believe in my aryan ESP powers

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>>15388679
Chud has eastern european and american ancestry tho

 15388689[Quote]

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>>15388650
The thought of your missing best friend makes you start sobbing hysterically.
The japanese man looks concerned, but hestitates to ask a question.
What is your next move?

 15388692[Quote]

>>15388686
look at his fucking squinty eyes nigga

 15388704[Quote]

>>15388689
Wipe your tears away and try your best to explain

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 15388709[Quote]

snca namefag

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>>15388709
seca namegod

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>>15388689
Ask if he knows we're aout went

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 15388745[Quote]

these are getting shittier every fucking month

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>>15388725
Aout was the best janny and TouhouGOD of the Sharty

 15388753[Quote]

>>15388745
What makes them so shitty?

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>>15388705
>>15388704
>>15388666
>>15388679
Tapping into your inner Japanese ancestry (0.2%), you divine that obviously the yellow man has come to pledge his subservience to you.
You give him a divine order.
>Moshi moshi baka arigatou sharingan rasengan kamikaze.
<何だって?
What is your next move?

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>>15388767
Sigh and whip out your phone's translator

 15388776[Quote]

Also GEG

 15388780[Quote]

>>15388767
Ask if he's seen any SISAs as of late

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>>15388780
You're the SISA he has seen btw

 15388791[Quote]

>>15388787
Ask if there's a not gay nigga you can talk to

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>>15388775
>>15388780
Realizing he didn't understand a word you just said, you pull out your phone, quickly tapping into google translate if the man had seen any extremely attractive women as of late.
He examines it, types something in, then returns the phone. You notice an extreme blush on him.
You look at the translated text on the phone.
>Sorry for not being able to speak your native tongue. I am your complimentary taxi driver that the airport gives to customers such as yourself. I have in fact seen some attractive women lately in the Akibanakau district. Would you like me to take you to see them?
What is your next move?

 15388902[Quote]

>>15388886
Humbly accept, make sure to tip him 1000 Yen afterwards because that's le hekkin respectful or something

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>>15388902
evandoe japanese people dont usually accept tips (unless its bwc)

 15388916[Quote]

>>15388886
Take him up on his offer, but offer to drive because you don't trust a chink behind the wheel

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>>15388911
That's the point, chud isn't too familiar with the culture, so he gives respect the way HIS culture did

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>>15388916
Who drives worse in your opinion, women or ching chongs? Female ching chongs are the obvious answer tho

 15388933[Quote]

>>15388927
Not even kidding I was trying to change lanes and this actual chink sped up mid merge nigga tried to assassinate me

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>>15388933
The CCP is after you 'teen, stay safe

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Jannies loop this !!!!!

 15389002[Quote]

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>>15388902
>>15388916
You type into the auto-translate that you accept his offer, but you will be driving.
He hands you back the phone and says;
>no no no i draibu i draibu
You once again try to explain to him (over the auto-translate) that you will be the one driving, not him.
He responds once again.
>no sorry i draibu i draibu
He is refusing your authority, aren't Japanese people supposed to be subservient or something?
You are starting to get angry. You can feel your clitty getting wetter.
What is your next move?

 15389016[Quote]

>>15389002
Offer to buy him those panties in the vending machines if he lets you drive

 15389091[Quote]

bump

 15389158[Quote]

Ask xim about if xhe knows about lovql kidnapings/gangs stuff as maybe AOUT can be found that way

 15389196[Quote]

OP forgot about this thread (sad)

 15389199[Quote]

>>15389196
They probably took a break

 15389207[Quote]

>>15389199
OP is Filipino and probably went to bed

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>>15389207
kys irccuck im designing the next slides

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>>15389211
OP, what's your timezone?

 15389237[Quote]

>>15389222
what you think I was joking? The nigga is in the Philippines

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>>15389237
filipinaryan

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geg I remember once when the Sharty went down months ago and we were all stuck in the IRC i led a group of 'teens to shit on aout. We made xim our poopslut.

 15389341[Quote]

>>15388753
shitty quality draw arms



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