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ElPerro 03/04/26 (Wed) 09:58:13 №15387218 [Quote]

I'm babysitting a caca AMA

Chud 03/04/26 (Wed) 09:59:43 №15387233 [Quote]

>>15387218 (OP)
She won't stop crying I don't know what to do

Bernd 03/04/26 (Wed) 10:00:47 №15387241 [Quote]

>>15387233
feed xim to moloch

Chud 03/04/26 (Wed) 10:00:52 №15387243 [Quote]

geeeeg nusois dont know how to babysit jsid

Nulljak 03/04/26 (Wed) 10:01:44 №15387249 [Quote]

>>15387241
KYS Molochpedo bleed
>>15387243
I needed the pacifier now everything is ok

Chud 03/04/26 (Wed) 10:01:59 №15387251 [Quote]

SHE IS CRYING AGAIN FUCK

Chud 03/04/26 (Wed) 10:03:17 №15387261 [Quote]

She is now sleeping

Chud 03/04/26 (Wed) 10:04:14 №15387270 [Quote]

>>15387251
is she hungry? maybe give her bottle of milk

Chud 03/04/26 (Wed) 10:04:42 №15387273 [Quote]

is the diaper clean?

Chud 03/04/26 (Wed) 10:04:51 №15387274 [Quote]

>>15387270
I fed her a bit before, I think she is fine now

Chud 03/04/26 (Wed) 10:05:00 №15387277 [Quote]

Marge 03/04/26 (Wed) 10:05:17 №15387278 [Quote]

>>15387273
nigger………………

Rupturejak 03/04/26 (Wed) 10:05:31 №15387283 [Quote]

does she have favorite toy? maybe try to do something that would put her to sleep

Chud 03/04/26 (Wed) 10:05:46 №15387287 [Quote]

There is a music box should I put music for her while she is sleeping?

Chud 03/04/26 (Wed) 10:06:00 №15387288 [Quote]

>>15387278
what the fuck are you thinking, i am telling if the diaper is clean because sometimes the baby cries when their diaper is dirty

Chud 03/04/26 (Wed) 10:06:03 №15387290 [Quote]

play cocomelon or baby shark

Pepe 03/04/26 (Wed) 10:06:13 №15387291 [Quote]

>>15387287
yeah good idea

Chud 03/04/26 (Wed) 10:06:20 №15387292 [Quote]

>>15387287
>Bump
phonoARYAN

Nobeidore 03/04/26 (Wed) 10:06:36 №15387294 [Quote]

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>>15387283
She has fallen asleep but I'm horrified that she will wake up again
The neighbours are already annoyed and I'm scared and anxious

Chud 03/04/26 (Wed) 10:07:11 №15387297 [Quote]

play her soytube kids

Chud 03/04/26 (Wed) 10:07:20 №15387299 [Quote]

>>15387294
yeah just supervise her, but just don't go do what the bad babysitters do in movies okay???

Tyrone 03/04/26 (Wed) 10:07:26 №15387300 [Quote]

Snca

Soyak 03/04/26 (Wed) 10:07:40 №15387303 [Quote]

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This is so wholesome

Chudbob 03/04/26 (Wed) 10:07:44 №15387304 [Quote]

>>15387300
supersage fail

Chud 03/04/26 (Wed) 10:08:01 №15387306 [Quote]

>>15387300
>SUPER SAGE

ElPerro 03/04/26 (Wed) 10:09:04 №15387314 [Quote]

I really feel like a real father now

Jackob 03/04/26 (Wed) 10:09:40 №15387319 [Quote]

A10 eyes?

Chud 03/04/26 (Wed) 10:10:29 №15387329 [Quote]

>>15387319
Yes she is Aryan

Chud 03/04/26 (Wed) 10:11:50 №15387338 [Quote]

>>15387329
I want to say something like "teach xer soyspeak" but she is too young to waste her life

Henry 03/04/26 (Wed) 10:13:23 №15387356 [Quote]

>>15387338
The site is 18 only so there Is no point of teaching xer something like soyspeak
Xhe hasn't said xer first words yet

Chud 03/04/26 (Wed) 10:14:40 №15387366 [Quote]

is dat lil nigga behavin heself

Massjak 03/04/26 (Wed) 10:14:46 №15387367 [Quote]

irl caca

Wojak 03/04/26 (Wed) 10:15:36 №15387379 [Quote]

When the parents get home be like "6 7" before you leave and watch gems ensue

Chud 03/04/26 (Wed) 10:26:04 №15387427 [Quote]

KYS pedos

Chud 03/04/26 (Wed) 10:31:26 №15387453 [Quote]

>>15387297
Do dis
Show the baby soytube kids videos

Squirreljak 03/04/26 (Wed) 10:32:18 №15387456 [Quote]

>>15387453
I don't want to overstimulate her in anyway
I hope her parents don't show her the internet until she becomes like 15

Chud 03/04/26 (Wed) 10:35:35 №15387465 [Quote]

>>15387456
Good call
I started using the internet when I was 12 and it kind of ruined my life
>EPI beyond belief at 14
>developed a chronic masturbation addiction by 15 which i managed to quit
>saw gore at 13 and became totally desensitized to it

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