/soy/ - Soyjaks

I have to tell you this, /soy/.
I just went outside on my daily walk around the neighbourhood to get my steps in, when a horrible stench assaulted my nostrils. Around a corner, a vantablak, vaguely humanoid creature appeared. It looked extremely bloated and had massive bloodshod eyes, massive red lips and a hooked nose like a jew. It was wearing a white kippah, a thick noose around its neck and the soiled and tattered remains of a blak and blue shirt covered in various different awards and logos. I noticed a map pride flag, the progressive pride flag, a she/her pronouns pin, a Judenstern, a blak spade, the flags of India, Brazil, Mexico and Lesotho, a picture of soytan and soylita, an Omori logo, an Undertale logo, an Ongezellig logo, a Mouthwashing logo, a Touhou logo and many more. The awards he was wearing included a "1 year on OTHER bald cartoon man with glasses site" award, a "Gooned to 'P" award, a "posted it again award", a "0,00000000000001% white" award, a "real woman" award and many more. He wasn't wearing any pants, revealing his 0,000000000000000001 nanometer TBP and shit encrusted gaping asshole. He was also wearing stinky soiled socks with sandals. I was horrified.
In the most broken english I have ever heared, he muttered "Bigoted white chuddy built for BBC. I'mma turns you into bootiful valid trans kween like wife Soytan and take you to the 'cord gooncave where we J.artycucks will rape you." He then pulled out an extremely filthy syringe and a dented plastic bottle filled with a foul looking brown substance with "Estogen" written on it and started filling the syringe with the brown fluid. I thought that it was over. The j.artycuck is gonna inject me with estogen and turn me into a trans woman and there is nothing I can do about it.
But then, I remembered something that saved my life! I remembered that I was a 7' 8'' 99,9999999999999999999999999% aryan gigachad with the build of a greek god and muscles of steel and the J.artycuck was a morbidly obese 5 foot manlet with stubby little limbs, so I slapped him across the face once, instantly knocking him out cold, breaking his jawbone and causing him to puke up and shit out some foul green substance. I thin just walked past him and went on with my day.
I don't know what would have happened if I didn't remember that one cruical detail but he would probably have turned me into a trans girl by injecting my with estogen and brought me to his goon cafe.
So take this as a warning. If you see the J.artycuck, instantly run away and NEVER EVER get close to him or he will inject you with estogen and turn you into a trans girl.