>God bless you!<WH- DID YOU JUST HECKIN SAID.. G*D?? THAT BIGOTED FICTIONAL CHARACTER FROM A FAIRY TALE??<*breathes heavily* OH MY FAUCI, I'M HAVING A HECKIN REALISTIC PANIC ATTACK! I JUST GOT VIOLATED MY RIGHT TO STAY AS ATHEIST!<*Soyak calls his wi

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Chud 03/03/26 (Tue) 00:30:42 №15372111 [Quote]

>God bless you!
<WH- DID YOU JUST HECKIN SAID.. G*D?? THAT BIGOTED FICTIONAL CHARACTER FROM A FAIRY TALE??
<*breathes heavily* OH MY FAUCI, I'M HAVING A HECKIN REALISTIC PANIC ATTACK! I JUST GOT VIOLATED MY RIGHT TO STAY AS ATHEIST!
<*Soyak calls his wife's boyfriend, Tryone*
^Yo sup man, it's Tryone.
<TYRONE, TYRONE! YOU GOTTA HELP ME. A RELIGIOUS FREAK IS FORCING ME TO BELIEVE IN G*D! COULD YOU PLEASE GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW??
^Y'know, Soyak, I'm actually pretty tired right now, you made me fuck your wife 3 times in a row, I need some rest. And I'm sure that you can handle this by yourself.
<NO, NO! TYRONE! DON'T HANG UP!
>Sir, are you okay?
<NO! I'M NOT OKAY! HOW COULD I BE OKAY WHEN YOU HATEFUL CHRISTIAN WEIRDOS JUST WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE?
>I'm actually a Muslim.
<Uhhh.. I- I'm so sorry! I thought you were talking about that heckin bigoted Nazi G*d from Christianity, not the wholesome BIPOC God from Islam! I wasn't trying to be Islamophobic!

Chad 03/03/26 (Tue) 00:31:18 №15372118 [Quote]

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first

Bobson 03/03/26 (Tue) 00:32:35 №15372131 [Quote]

gemmy soyquote that will be buried in bait

Chud 03/03/26 (Tue) 00:33:06 №15372135 [Quote]

holy fucking gem

Chud 03/03/26 (Tue) 00:33:21 №15372140 [Quote]

negrobumping this for the next 3 days

Chud 03/03/26 (Tue) 00:33:30 №15372142 [Quote]

cool

Lennonjak 03/03/26 (Tue) 00:33:42 №15372146 [Quote]

>>15372131
>>15372135
>>15372140
>>15372142
it isn't that gemmy, feels too exaggerated to a point of noticable unrealism that pulls me out of the story

Chud 03/03/26 (Tue) 00:34:13 №15372152 [Quote]

>>15372146
tsmt the premise has also been done to death

Gigafly 03/03/26 (Tue) 00:34:41 №15372157 [Quote]

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>>>15372131 (You)
>>>15372135
>>>15372140
>>>15372142
>it isn't that gemmy, feels too exaggerated to a point of noticable unrealism that pulls me out of the story

Impjak 03/03/26 (Tue) 00:35:00 №15372160 [Quote]

>>15372146
nigga soyquotes arent meant to be a24 realistic lifelike kino, and soyjaks are caricatures at their core

ElPerro 03/03/26 (Tue) 00:35:28 №15372165 [Quote]

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>>15372160
a24 realistic lifelike kino website go back

Yurjak 03/03/26 (Tue) 00:35:52 №15372169 [Quote]

>>15372165
dubbed throws

Chud 03/03/26 (Tue) 00:37:41 №15372183 [Quote]

In all these greens I think Tyrone is a good straight man, just having him go like "muh nigguh bbc n shieeet" kinda takes away from the main bit when it's overdone

Amerimutt 03/03/26 (Tue) 00:38:27 №15372192 [Quote]

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>>15372152
>>15372146
soyteens have finally become self aware in 2026.
but seriously I agree this OP is derivative and unfunny
or something

Thougher 03/03/26 (Tue) 00:39:18 №15372198 [Quote]

>>15372111 (OP)
that's just cobson in blakface… please speak like a nigger next time though

Chud 03/03/26 (Tue) 00:40:09 №15372208 [Quote]

>>15372146
>too exaggerated to a point of noticable unrealism
isn't it like the point

Chud 03/03/26 (Tue) 00:40:40 №15372213 [Quote]

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>soyteens no longer find soyquotes funny
soon it will be shut down