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Platejak 03/02/26 (Mon) 20:22:45 №15369846 [Quote]

the couple living above me is arguing very loudly, how do I make them stop?

Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 20:23:24 №15369855 [Quote]

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first

Lawrence 03/02/26 (Mon) 20:24:01 №15369863 [Quote]

Pretend to get raped

Jacobson 03/02/26 (Mon) 20:24:22 №15369871 [Quote]

call the police and report a domestic dispute case

Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 20:25:02 №15369885 [Quote]

>>15369863
Do dis and scream DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORS every 4-5 seconds

Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 20:25:26 №15369893 [Quote]

^^^

Award 03/02/26 (Mon) 20:25:27 №15369894 [Quote]

>>15369863
geg award

Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 20:25:53 №15369902 [Quote]

brick their windows

SLF 03/02/26 (Mon) 20:26:10 №15369908 [Quote]

Kill yourself in front of them and change their life forever

Angryjak 03/02/26 (Mon) 20:27:05 №15369923 [Quote]

>>15369902
>>15369871
>>15369863
>>15369908
doing all of that in this order

Poopson 03/02/26 (Mon) 20:27:45 №15369928 [Quote]

bust down their door and go anton chigurh with a shotgun

Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 20:28:03 №15369930 [Quote]

find a realistic gunshot sound and do a gurgle noise

Babyjak 03/02/26 (Mon) 20:28:46 №15369936 [Quote]

kill them by stabbing them with a kitchen knife and then eat them

Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 20:29:48 №15369945 [Quote]

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>>15369846 (OP)
It’s divorce.

Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 20:33:46 №15369980 [Quote]

if they're blak just move away somewhere else

Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 20:34:54 №15369993 [Quote]

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also get active noise cancelling headphones. i got these ones for $90 they work surprisingly good

Fingerboy 03/02/26 (Mon) 20:37:16 №15370011 [Quote]

>>15369993
tsmt noise cancelling headphones are excellent if you cant stand noisy environments

Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 20:40:25 №15370037 [Quote]

>>15369993
I have sennheiser open backs but I don't hear the neighbors on full volume

Parrotjak 03/02/26 (Mon) 20:41:20 №15370051 [Quote]

>>15370037
kek do you live in an ashartment

Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 20:42:03 №15370058 [Quote]

>>15370051
yes, the commie block variety

Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 20:43:37 №15370075 [Quote]

Here's what to do:
>Go to your bathroom
>Turn on the faucet at maximum power
>Wait a couple seconds, then very quickly turn it off
>Repeat after a couple of seconds
>Do this 5-10 times

Chud 03/02/26 (Mon) 20:56:19 №15370183 [Quote]

>>15370075
I did this and the houskeeper came over and raped me

Npestajak 03/02/26 (Mon) 22:00:30 №15370627 [Quote]

>>15370183
Do it again

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