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the couple living above me is arguing very loudly, how do I make them stop?

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first

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Pretend to get raped

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call the police and report a domestic dispute case

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>>15369863
Do dis and scream DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORS every 4-5 seconds

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^^^

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>>15369863
geg award

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brick their windows

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Kill yourself in front of them and change their life forever

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>>15369902
>>15369871
>>15369863
>>15369908
doing all of that in this order

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bust down their door and go anton chigurh with a shotgun

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find a realistic gunshot sound and do a gurgle noise

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kill them by stabbing them with a kitchen knife and then eat them

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>>15369846 (OP)
It’s divorce.

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if they're blak just move away somewhere else

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also get active noise cancelling headphones. i got these ones for $90 they work surprisingly good

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>>15369993
tsmt noise cancelling headphones are excellent if you cant stand noisy environments

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>>15369993
I have sennheiser open backs but I don't hear the neighbors on full volume

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>>15370037
kek do you live in an ashartment

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>>15370051
yes, the commie block variety

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Here's what to do:
>Go to your bathroom
>Turn on the faucet at maximum power
>Wait a couple seconds, then very quickly turn it off
>Repeat after a couple of seconds
>Do this 5-10 times

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>>15370075
I did this and the houskeeper came over and raped me

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>>15370183
Do it again



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