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>SCIENCE: BELIEVED
>TECHNOLOGY: AMAZING
>FAITH: SPIRITUAL BUT NON-PRACTICING
>RENT: PAID
>MONEY: DIGITAL
>OWN: NOTHING
>STATUS: HAPPY
>TWITTER SCREENSHOT THREAD: POSTED
>SOIJAK THREAD: REPORTED
>JANNIES: PAID
>VASECTOMY: RECOVERING
>VACCINES: BOOSTED
>VACCINE PASS: REGISTERED
>ACCOUNT: SYNCED
>REDDIT: GILDED & GOLDED
>MUSIC: SPOTIFY
>NETFLIX: CHILLED
>YOUTUBE: PREMIUM
>AMAZON: PRIME
>COMPUTER: MAC
>CELLULAR: IPHONE
>OS: UPDATED DAILY
>DATA: STREAMED
>STORAGE: CLOUD
>COOKIES: ACCEPTED
>TV: SMART
>GPS LOCATION: ON
>ADS: WATCHED
>CAR: EV SUBSCRIPTION
>WIFE: BLACKED
>CHILD: STEP & ADOPTED
>REFUGEES: SHELTERED
>WALLS: EXPOSED BRICK
>NINTENDO SWITCH ONLINE EXPANSION PACK: PURCHASED
>GAME: PASS
>T: LOW
>MEAT: IMPOSSIBLE
>STEAK: BLUE RARE
>COFFEE: FAIR TRADE
>CHOCOLATE: WHITE
>MILK: ALMOND OAT
>PROTEIN: BUGS
>COOKING OIL: SEED
>WATER: FLUORIDATED
>FACE: MASKED
>MOUTH: AGAPE
>FACIAL HAIR: SCRAGGLY
>EYESIGHT: BAD
>CURRENT THINGS: SUPPORTED
>DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE: VOTED
>INFLATION: GOOD
>CLIMATE CHANGE INITIATIVE: PLEDGED
>LGBT: ALLIED
>BLACK LIVES: MATTER
>ALL COPS: ARE BASTARD
>NATIONAL FLAG: STOMPED & BURNED
>ANTIDEPRESSANTS: PRESCRIBED
>SUBSCRIPTION IPA: SIPPING
>HOT SAUCE: ACQUIRED!

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>>SCIENCE: BELIEVED
>>TECHNOLOGY: AMAZING
>>FAITH: SPIRITUAL BUT NON-PRACTICING
>>RENT: PAID
>>MONEY: DIGITAL
>>OWN: NOTHING
>>STATUS: HAPPY
>>TWITTER SCREENSHOT THREAD: POSTED
>>SOIJAK THREAD: REPORTED
>>JANNIES: PAID
>>VASECTOMY: RECOVERING
>>VACCINES: BOOSTED
>>VACCINE PASS: REGISTERED
>>ACCOUNT: SYNCED
>>REDDIT: GILDED & GOLDED
>>MUSIC: SPOTIFY
>>NETFLIX: CHILLED
>>YOUTUBE: PREMIUM
>>AMAZON: PRIME
>>COMPUTER: MAC
>>CELLULAR: IPHONE
>>OS: UPDATED DAILY
>>DATA: STREAMED
>>STORAGE: CLOUD
>>COOKIES: ACCEPTED
>>TV: SMART
>>GPS LOCATION: ON
>>ADS: WATCHED
>>CAR: EV SUBSCRIPTION
>>WIFE: BLACKED
>>CHILD: STEP & ADOPTED
>>REFUGEES: SHELTERED
>>WALLS: EXPOSED BRICK
>>NINTENDO SWITCH ONLINE EXPANSION PACK: PURCHASED
>>GAME: PASS
>>T: LOW
>>MEAT: IMPOSSIBLE
>>STEAK: BLUE RARE
>>COFFEE: FAIR TRADE
>>CHOCOLATE: WHITE
>>MILK: ALMOND OAT
>>PROTEIN: BUGS
>>COOKING OIL: SEED
>>WATER: FLUORIDATED
>>FACE: MASKED
>>MOUTH: AGAPE
>>FACIAL HAIR: SCRAGGLY
>>EYESIGHT: BAD
>>CURRENT THINGS: SUPPORTED
>>DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE: VOTED
>>INFLATION: GOOD
>>CLIMATE CHANGE INITIATIVE: PLEDGED
>>LGBT: ALLIED
>>BLACK LIVES: MATTER
>>ALL COPS: ARE BASTARD
>>NATIONAL FLAG: STOMPED & BURNED
>>ANTIDEPRESSANTS: PRESCRIBED
>>SUBSCRIPTION IPA: SIPPING
>>HOT SAUCE: ACQUIRED!

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>>15368038 (OP)
>>MEAT: IMPOSSIBLE
>>STEAK: BLUE RARE
that's just a contradiction, although both types of people are annoying on their own the same people who are eating impossible burgers are not also eating blue rare steaks. blue rare steaks are hipster but not really that soy.
>>CHOCOLATE: WHITE
likewise I think it's unlikely someone who goes for fair trade coffee would also go for white chocolate because white chocolate has the worst environmental impact and is not hipster like hot sauce or IPA. soyjaks are surely more likely to eat the most vantablak 99% cocoa fair trade bitter-as-shit chocolate because it's "authentic"

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>>>MEAT: IMPOSSIBLE
>>>STEAK: BLUE RARE
>that's just a contradiction, although both types of people are annoying on their own the same people who are eating impossible burgers are not also eating blue rare steaks. blue rare steaks are hipster but not really that soy.
>>>CHOCOLATE: WHITE
>likewise I think it's unlikely someone who goes for fair trade coffee would also go for white chocolate because white chocolate has the worst environmental impact and is not hipster like hot sauce or IPA. soyjaks are surely more likely to eat the most vantablak 99% cocoa fair trade bitter-as-shit chocolate because it's "authentic"



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