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> be pre hrt mtf, virgin
> I play the femboy card when I reach college out of desparation
> dying of dysphoria
> have a LDR Bisexual cis GF I met on a discord porn server who insists I look adorable the way I am
> lowk suspect she's not a real person

She genuinely believes I'm hot and wants me to be her stay at home wife. She promises when she sorts out her finances she'll take care of me forever. Basically my dream.

There's no fucking way she's real but I'm desparate so I "date" her for the first 6 months of being at college and make all sorts of promises

> the insecurity gets too real so I make a dating app account to get some actual irl validation.

> match with another bi cis girl who wants me to message her on discord
> talks uncannily like the way my ex does, down to the uwuspeak and ":3" and being on porn servers, wonder if this is some fucked up thing moids like to do…
> meet up with her and she's real and fucks my brains out in a fancy hotel she pays for and pays for my dinner and wine and calls me adorable and pretty and we start meeting every week

so all my insecurities were wrong and my LDR gf is probably real because i am apparently cute enough and women like that do exist??? am i a horrible person?? I haven't revealled anything to her yet because now i'm a fucking used up slut

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where did you copy thsi from nusoi

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4cuck hypersexualized troon propaganda greentext, saged and nonokod.

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I remember seeing bait like this back in 'nam

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another shitty copy pasted bait thread that nobaldi will fall for

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at some point bait is just unironic faggotry, also where is your 'plier, soyldier?

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>>15363672 (OP)
>have a light dependent resistor cis gf

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>>15363672 (OP)
>have a light dependent resistor cis gf

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>>15363687
fuck my third world esl computer made me send it twice

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>>15363693
nigga you sent the 20 mb one

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WHERE IS YOUR SOYJAK?

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CORD CORD FUCKING CORD KILL YOURSELF JURDECUCK ESL FNF PEDORAIDER NIGGER TRANNIE FAGGOT DYKE RETARD FUCKTARD LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE HORRIBLE FUCKING BAITER BAITED NOBALDI EX EPT ME AWARD DIE

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what the fuck does the Louisiana department of revenue have to do with any of this

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troonpedo bait nobaldi falls for



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