/soy/ - Soyjaks

>>15363620 (OP)
*book

Gem. Will read up on this later when I'm bored.

>>15363620 (OP)
let me ask grok saars

>>15363645
thank you fellow chud

nophono nobaldi

>THEY THINK THEIR BETTER THEN US! THEY LEAVE A BODY ON SOME LAME ASS
ELEMENT 79 AND THINK THEIR BETTER!
falseflagging gold?

>>15363658
gold is number 79 so I think it is

shit I forgot to add an image of the main 3 characters

>If I were still a penny pushing detective this place would have been more blazed up then a middle class teen with major potential
geg

oh no no no no do nusois really write? KEK

>>15363677
Gemmy

>>15363725
thanks man, I had a photo of them for drawing reference but I lost it so I'm gonna draw a new one

uppy

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The first panel is a donn running from an unidentified evil. Joshua pulls up next to him in the van and kicks the door open,
Joshua:” come’on donn, we dont got all day”
Donn hops in and slams his fist down on a red button on the dash.
Color pallet for office is similar to a basic beige waiting room
Hard cut to zero sitting with feet up on his desk, he's painting miniature dark elves (eeewwwww) from his war team set. Some Rumbling causes his brush to slip. he begins to yell
Zero:” you stupid bakas better-”
Full page panel of a front view of the van crashing though the wall, Joshua and Donn in the drivers seat and passengers seat respectively, chud falling off the roof, and various blood thirsty ponies emerging from the portal behind them. The heading for this page is job one “nothing of note”
Next panel is the main trio (donn, joshua, chud) are watching the news on a rainbow blood soaked couch, zero is moping up the magical blood and rubble.
Zero: “ugh, did you Munona orokamonos at least get my gem?”
Donn looks back and opens his hand, filled with red dust, and blows it at zero. The news on the tv is put in focus.
Reporter: “breaking news. On the rise mercenary group, cock…” reporter squits behind the camera "… suxors have claimed another life for the sake of publicity”
Screen shows an octopoid clad in a tux laying dead on a pile of gold
Reporter: “most mercenaries have been beginning to get more brazen, and this could signal a new lawless era for Hideikai”
The next panel is chud happily looking at the viewer
Chud: “oh boy my brothers! I'm sure this healthy competition will help us learn to thrive, our superior business model should win out in the end”
He looks over at the other two, Joshua's arms are crossed as he glares at the tv, donn is already up punching the air
Donn: “THEY THINK THEIR BETTER THEN US! THEY LEAVE A BODY ON SOME LAME ASS ELEMENT 79 AND THINK THEIR BETTER!”
Donn reaches into his coat and pulls out a bunch of miscellaneous items (a mega4dcube, a ladder, and a pixie) before finally pulling out a tracking device. He pulls up the antenna and speaks into the microphone
Donn: “Locate dumb stupid gay.. Uhhh dumb… gay… copycats, spelt with a k.”
The device whirls and flashes before beeping.
or something

Izzi (Donn's virtual assistant): “[beep] suxors located,”
Donn: “Well then, let's see this ‘compition’” he opens a portal and grabs the other two by the collars and tosses them through the portal, before strutting confidently straight into it as it closes. Zero stands in the middle of a bigger mess dejected.
Color pallet switch to mostly neon pinks and greens with dark purples replacing dark colors
Half page panel of man in a deadmau5/pd2 joy esc mask and long trench coat sitting in a makeshift throne, a guy wearing a bloodied wolf mask lays in his lap and he is surrounded by monkeys in baseball caps typing dramatically on large blue monitors. The “king” lifts a goblet of blood and takes a sip before descending to meet his most successful assanis.
3 spunky demon kind approach, dripping with confidence the clear leader aims his shoulder at him seductively
Lead demon: “so daddy killjo-” a portal opens up, slicing him in half, the other two are knocked to either side when chud and joshua come flying though landing on either side of the room (chud left, joshua right)
Next page begins with a close up on donns sneakers as he steps though the portal and pans up to his grinning face
Donn: “hola el retardar” donn freezes and contemplates, “actually that wasn't as cool as i thought it was, can i try again?”
The king tilts his head “sooo, you are the legendary donn mann. Entrepreneur, renegade, last of the reapers and the most recent universal lord”
Donn: “oh you've heard of me”
King, “of course” he runs his hand up Donn's chin “a man of your stature in my city is something i would need to know about”

Noir theme transition as we shift to joshua in the corner,
Joshua inner monolog: “oh great another new age criminal adding to scum that fills this city to the brim with nothing but more moral corruption”
“If I were still a penny pushing detective this place would have been more blazed up then a middle class teen with major potential”
“If donn doesn't go postal on this queer like he usually does, then I might”
The next page is set up in a parallel way. The middle of the page is taken up by the looming figure of the king pin, his digital mask smiling. The right most side is Joshua still in a noir visage, separated into three parts, he reaches into his coat, pulls out a coin “heads”, flips it, and it lands on heads. The left most side is also spread into three parts.
Donn: “wadda you think we should do chud?”
Chud: “whatever you want brother donn” donn frowns at him.
Bottom of the page is a long panel, the sides have both joshua and donn pulling out guns on kingpin.
Kingpin laughs and raises his hand, red lightning falls from the sky, it hits chud who chuckles a small bit, and then it hits Joshua, who gets shocked like a cartoon character and his gun goes off, hitting a monkey in the back, causing a domino effect of monkeys. In the forefront kingpin walks slowly towards donn

Kingpin: “Come on baby, we could be soo powerful, I have resources, edge, sex appeal, join me donn. I could be one helluva boss”
Donn who was rather interested until then recoils in anger
Donn: “how DARE you, i havent said fuck once… so far”
He pulls a “pushing stick” from his coat and pokes one of kingpins long legs, causing him to fall backwards into the monkey pit behind him
Kingpin: “noooooooooooooo”
The next page is another half page panel, donn is standing confidently on kingpins dismembered body and the monkey pile, chud is sitting on his left reading an illustrated bible for kids, and joshua is climbing up, shaking off some singed fethers
Donn: “ahh, i think that was a good introduction for man and co into the true criminal empire, now we even have a monkey warehouse”
Joshua: “buddy, this was a terrible intro, they don't even know about the idss, the usa, the demon kind, i could go on and on.”
chud : “shhh, let mr donn have his moment, this is his first publicity stunt”
Donn: “if yall wernt funny and over powered you would both be dead”
There's a moment of awkward silence
Donn: “wait, we aren't mercs, why’d id do this”

We cut to zero looking proudly at the clean waiting room, then the main trio return to the office though a portal, bringing all 20 monkeys with them
Donn: “hey zero, got all these dirty monkey friend for you, also we need clean up in the warehouse on 2374th and dundee”
The three all get back on the couch and turn on the tv
Reporter: “breaking news, a gang war between the tards and the plasmas has broken out as the most brutal gang massacre of all time”
Donn: “hey, that was our record… do they think they're better than us?!”
Joshua sighs.

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>>15363816
part one

upgem though