/soy/ - Soyjaks

I remember seeing an adventure thread about a year ago that was very popular and yet I cannot seem to find it archived anywhere. It began with the protagonist being doxxed and having to escape their house through a window. The opening line was something like

“After five years of spamming ‘p, forcing troonslop, and projecting your fetishes onto the sharty, you have finally been doxxed. What do you do?”

Along with a picture of the protagonists bedroom.

Does anyone remember this? Do I need to take my meds? Is there an archive of it anywhere?