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why are there no cons for evelyn?
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Josie
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Evelyn so I can kill her. Otherwise Josie
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>>15349806 (OP)…but i’m gay
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>>15349854You read the title. Pick a foid
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josie would be most likely to go on a jog with me anyway
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is suicide also an option
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>>15349854me too nigga but we gotta go through this together
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evelyn
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>>15349806 (OP)Penelope, just fuck her and then mentally cuck her by raising the son almost exclusively as your own
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Josie because it's the least bad
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Penelope because there might somehow be a way to shift her political beliefs or persuade her to create a shared bank account or something so i can slowly funnel money from it to buy cool shit like weapons or something
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>>15349917Alright then Evelyn it is, if I'm allowed to fuck other girls then it's not so bad
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I’ll just take the tranny and make them go back to being a man
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>>15349806 (OP)fuck you these are all ass i'd rather stay a member of the chuddic brotherhood of inceldom and goon to ai waifus
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>>15349936FUCK THERE'S NO WAY OUT
Even then, Evelyn is still the best option out of all of these, I still get to fuck her right
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>>15349950cointoss on penelope or evelyn, but i'm still doing what i did before because i'm not dating a fat nigger or a troon and the other two don't love me in the slightest
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>thread full of unironic cuckolds
Nusois…
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Josie, she is the most decent despite being ugly as shit. I would still love her.
Penelope could send me to some shithole like India, SEA or the middle east if we speak about statistics + what's love if she doesn't like you?
Evelyn is a no-no because being a cuck is selling your dignity.
Dani is a troon.
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>>15349981nigger the chooses are either troon, blak braphog, bitch that cucks you, or bitch that hates you and forces you to move to SNCA eastern european shithole, there are no good options
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>>15349964There's no other options
Josie: I don't care what anyone says, love requires some physical attraction and Josie is described as literally fat and ugly
Penelope: Sounds like absolute hell, being extracted to the middle of nowhere surrounded by people who don't look like you or speak the same language as you and all you have is some crazy bitch who can't stand to be in the same room as you
Dani: Nigga I am not marrying a dude
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>>15350014I’d rather marry a dude than be a cuck
also I bet it’s tight
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>>15350030both are pretty good options doe
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>>15349975TSMT. People can lose wait and improve their appearance
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Hell nah nigga I'd better let men blow my back out than interact with any of these bitches every day in my life
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>>15350058I'd have to assume making Josie lose weight or looksmaxx isn't an option
>>15350069There's always Dani
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>>15350058trve, this is why I'd normally say josie but the race thing makes it more complicated, I just cannot see myself ever being attracted to a nigger. I'm not even that racist but there is just zero attraction to them for me.
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>>15350073Some niggers looks more white
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>>15350073Same here. All these cons can worked into pros because people can work on themselves but niggers are a no i dont want to have semi-nigger mutants
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>>15349806 (OP)i would rather none of them but if i had to choose then josie > dani > penelope > evelyn
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>>15349806 (OP)can i kill anyone of them? im trans btw
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can they eat my poop
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they will eat my poop one by one
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i will drop a fat dookie from a tube and forcefeed it to her
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they will eat my poop like bronwies
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imagine a clear plastic tube attached to the toilet on the second floor and she is eating the poop out of the tube
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I ain't choosing one fuck you OP
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i will choose the one that will enjoy my poop the most
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my poop is gourmet and high quality these women would happily eat it
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i will blend my poop into smoothies for all of them to drink it
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my poop has 300g protein per serving
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what about poop
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Josie because you can at least fix some of her issues
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>>15350483this is what you used that gigachad for?
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Penelope ill just cheat on her
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>>15350483though you will ned to cut a hole so the tube can be seated and the poop to flow through but i dont know what to do about the flushing
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>>15350522you can remove the functionality of the toilet when the wives are the new toilet