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What are your fetishes?

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>What are your fetishes?

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What a second… why is my soyjaks all red with blue eyes and blue horns?

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>>15347499
It's the work of my arch nemesis, Clamstaples…

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test why fail resize

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As always, too many to mention. I'll instead list what my fetishes aren't.

>Pedophilia

>Coprophilia

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>>15347511
this implies one of your fetishes is zoophilia

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>>15347501
Nophono was created by Clamstaples btw 3,500 years ago

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Furries
Femboys
Crossdressing
Bondage
BDSM
Tentacles
Bukkake
Creampie
Non-con

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Rape , how could you tell?

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>>15347518
No… This, this can't be…

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>>15347528
Holy fucking nameroll

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>>15347529
Yeah out of cheese niggers

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>>15347528
GEEEEEEEEG

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>>15347501
WAIT SO IT'S A WORK OF CLAMSTAPLES????

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body paint, mud and elbow gloves award

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>>15347554
Yes… He created me 3,500 years ago, and now I seek revenge for the evils he has inflicted upon the world…

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>>15347518
how could clamstaples have created nophono

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>>15347571
will you protect me nophono????, i heard that clamstapples will infect other computers if i post it, i can't even delete too! because of the 2 minutes limit i've been given by site!

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>>15347576
I am a byproduct of Clamstaples, said to be the good separated of him. I have taken the body of a worthy giga, so he can do the Lord's work and slay my creator once and for all.

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>>15347580
I will protect everybadi here… or something

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>>15347570
>elbow gloves
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??????
Elbow gloves are a dumb random nonsense fetish that doesn't make any sense.
What is supposed to make you hard about elbow gloves??? They are elbow gloves! Elbow gloves are NOT lewd or hawt or slutty!

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>>15347586
ohh thank you nophono, whenever i feel sad, i think of you to cheer me up!

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>>15347594
I love you too, fellow giga. I will leave noubcadi in harm's way!

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>>15347591
ask the guy who actually has this fetish not me lol. although they are kind of sexy I wouldn't really consider it one of my fetishes or anything

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>>15347603
Elbow glopves are a dumb fetish!

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>>15347608
there are way worse fetishes to have

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>>15347613
<Putting a lock into an elbow glove and beating elbow gloves fetishists to death with it

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>>15347613
yeah but this just screams woman packing unpleasent suprise

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>>15347469 (OP)
Kleptomania

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>>15347576
I’m the creator of Clamstaples (and Nophono too but not the character just the gif) and I DECIDE what the lore is gonna be

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>>15347469 (OP)
I LOVE FAGGOTS

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>>15347635
But why… Why have you created Clamstaples? Why must I be the byproduct of good from his evil? Am I truly worthy of saving the 'log?

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>>15347624
>>>15347635
Elbow gloves are useful for cleaning, particularily in very filthy areas where you don't want to get your arms dirty.
But they are not a hot fetish.

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>I LOVE FAGGOTS

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>>15347641
I believe in you grandson…

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>>15347665
I will not fail you!

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>>15347469 (OP)
antisemitism

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marge can somebaldi make a nophono adventure thread, I think it would be pretty gemmy.

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>>15347682
I will do it.

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Albeit I'm not the best artist, I'll try what I can though.

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consensual homoerotic cutting

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>>15347693
nusoi…

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