/soy/ - Soyjaks

my back feels like wood

As a person? Antimatter
As a lolcow? Gemerald

He is naturally entertaining

Daniel would be eligible for aryan status if xe wasn't a pedo and obsessed with grace vanderwall

hes the best current day lolcow and i hope he gets out soon it seems like he might

>>15344031
If he gets out of the looney bin we could do gemmy raids on him

>>15344044
why are we turn to shiwicucks 'teens

actually what is the difference?

shiwicucks are slowburns
'teens are fastburns

>>15344031
Other than Daniel, my favorite modern-day gegbvlls are Airsoftfatty, Nova, and Leslie Clark (however the last two are legitimately antimatter heathens doebeit).

But I’d like to know what gegbvlls do you guys dislike? By that I mean people that are so loathsome that you can’t even find xhem funny.

>>15344308
my least favourite is probably tophiachu like to me she isnt even really a lolcow shes just a woman who lives a miserable life and gets into snca drama and complains alot

>>15344391
Same. She’s just some selfish obese ogre bitch that lies and makes shit decisions. Legitimately an absolutely unlikable person. The only remotely geggy thing about her is that she unironically tries to be a thirstrap despite being ugly as shit, as well as being from the same city as Walter White o algo.
I wish Papachu was the focus instead because he actually seems like absolute gemmy gegbvll material doebeit.