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https://boards.4chan.org/vp/thread/58969506Gem up the stream thread, but beware,
global mods are online!
â„–15337164[Quote]
do this
â„–15337174[Quote]
>>15337072 (OP)gooner board award
â„–15337209[Quote]
>>15337174/vp/ is unjokly worse than some of the porn boards
literally
ALL of /vp/ is just pedo niggers and furfags gooning to the underage girls and animals from pokemon
â„–15337215[Quote]
>Day in the life of HTSM:
>11:00 AM: ITZ DA FEHHGGEN JERDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>11:03 AM: masturbate over the wet dream you had of being cucked, meaning you couldn't finish beforehand
>11:15 AM: eat a family-sized bag of doritos, cheetos n fritos n shiet
>11:30 AM: second breakfast; a whole loaf of bread and 5 packs of bacon
>11:32 AM: third breakfast: breakfast burrito from doordash
>11:50 AM: report doordash as stolen
>11:58 AM: order an entire McDonald's breakfast platter using the refund coupon
>12:50 AM: report it as stolen again
>1:10 PM: dusty, semen-encrusted goon machine finally boots up after turning it on last night
>1:30 PM: open up soy after 20 minutes of loading
>1:30 integral error
>1:30 PM: *BRAP*
>1:31 PM: clean cache that's 5gb of porno sites and links to counterfeit coupon sites
>1:44 PM: a light snack that consists of 3 tubs of ben and jerry's garcia icecream with the cherries removed (iz aint eatin no vegetables)
>1:49 PM: *BRAP*
>1:50 PM: finally make a post on /soy/, spam detected post discarded
>1:55 PM: change your entire message to evade some bullshit detector
>1:56 PM: banned for evading filters
>2:33 PM: finally finish up writing a janny-asskissing apology that consists of a word document because the apology wouldn't fit in the box
>2:36 PM: goon to female soyjaks on the booru
>2:36 PM: *BRRFFPAARP*
>2:36: clean up the mess by using the dead rodent, that ate some food you never cleaned up from last month and died, as a splooge spunge
>3:00 PM: goon to the new gemeralds on the jrtybooru
>3:03 PM: use some counterfeit coupons to buy a railway of subway sandwiches, no vegetables
>3:25 PM: release an 80lb shit into the trash compactor, as the toilet is already clogged up with decaying matter
>3:39 PM: *FPPFPFP*
>3:40 PM: take a rewarding nap after giving birth
>3:55 PM: Zzzzzz *BRAP* ZZZZZ *BBRRPFPFPPAPRP*
>4:09 PM: wake up from a nightmare where you were born in south sudan and not Sudan
>4:10 PM: open garage door for the delivery man
>4:20 PM: tip the delivery man 2 nickels that are fused together, after you microwaved it, thinking it'd create a dime
>4:23 PM: report the order as missing
>4:29 PM: banned for fraud fuggen jerdeee
>4:45 PM: media in your banned post finally approved
>4:46 PM: check ban, still not lifted
>4:49 PM: *BRAAAP*
>5:00 PM grab a meatball marinara sandwich too hard, which shoots all the balls down your throat
>5:01 PM: collapse from lack of air (You stood up too quickly)
>5:02 PM: the meatballs are quickly digested by the parasites living in every inch of your body
>5:09 PM: finally unbanned
>5:15 PM: make a carefully-worded comment
>5:16 PM: posted comment, no ban
>5:20 PM: smile, as the 50 commentd replying to your post is in agreement; yes, we need to rulecuck harder by banning all users that use any word that has the letter 'p
>5:30 PM: OYYYYY DOCTOOOOSSSSSSS
>5:31 PM phone your doc as you feel a tightness in your upper chest
>5:33 PM: *BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
>5:35 PM: cancel appointment but reschedule the other appointment for your anal tearing to Wednesday
>5:38 PM: *brapp*
>5:40 PM go for the first piss of the day
>6:50 PM: weeks of salt consumption has kept you from peeing, but you've let it all out
>6:51 PM: notice there's less blood in urine, must be a cord n shit
>7:00 PM: crack open 9 cans of root beer
>7:03 PM: goon to ta ma fart porn
>7:15 PM: neighbors threaten to phone the police if they hear my pet gorilla going sicko mode
>7:16 PM: tell the neighbor you lied about the gorilla and you just masturbate too loudly
>7:17 PM: tell your neighbor that they're obsessed and that their young daughter is EPing you
>7:20 PM: see forced snca fotm slop on soy
>7:25 PM: scream "IM AN OWL"
>7:25:03 PM: *BELCH*
>7:25:09 PM: *BRAP*
>7:45 PM: keyboard breaks after spending 20 minutes whining about the spam instead of ignoring it
>7:50 PM: spamming gets worse, it must be dem shemmee nigguhs n shiet
>8:00 PM: order from doordash this time; a mcgangbang meal, a fillet o' fish for the angry, 3-eyed animal that's living in an exposed pipe in the bathroom; 2 chocolate muffins and 5 lots of fries from kfc because you don't like McDonald's fries
>8:20 PM: change your diapey
>8:36 PM: food arrives, waiter's tipped with unused mustard packets
>8:50 PM: finally change diapey
>8:51 PM: slip over a fisher price toy you stole from a kid's play area
>8:58 PM: use enough energy to look up into a mirror leaning on the wall, see your penis for the first time since covid
>10:55 PM: get up off the floor and sit back down at your computer desk
>11:10 PM: doxx thread on fisher price
>11:20 PM: thread has no IDS, completely spammed to hell
>11:33 PM: make another raid thread
>11:45 PM: banned for secretly posting saged porn on /a/
>11:50 PM: *BRAP*
>00:00 PM: collapse through ceiling
>00:01 PM: fall asleep
â„–15337226[Quote]
coalish zoophile franchise
â„–15337227[Quote]
>Day in the life of HTSM:
>11:00 AM: ITZ DA FEHHGGEN JERDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>11:03 AM: masturbate over the wet dream you had of being cucked, meaning you couldn't finish beforehand
>11:15 AM: eat a family-sized bag of doritos, cheetos n fritos n shiet
>11:30 AM: second breakfast; a whole loaf of bread and 5 packs of bacon
>11:32 AM: third breakfast: breakfast burrito from doordash
>11:50 AM: report doordash as stolen
>11:58 AM: order an entire McDonald's breakfast platter using the refund coupon
>12:50 AM: report it as stolen again
>1:10 PM: dusty, semen-encrusted goon machine finally boots up after turning it on last night
>1:30 PM: open up soy after 20 minutes of loading
>1:30 integral error
>1:30 PM: *BRAP*
>1:31 PM: clean cache that's 5gb of porno sites and links to counterfeit coupon sites
>1:44 PM: a light snack that consists of 3 tubs of ben and jerry's garcia icecream with the cherries removed (iz aint eatin no vegetables)
>1:49 PM: *BRAP*
>1:50 PM: finally make a post on /soy/, spam detected post discarded
>1:55 PM: change your entire message to evade some bullshit detector
>1:56 PM: banned for evading filters
>2:33 PM: finally finish up writing a janny-asskissing apology that consists of a word document because the apology wouldn't fit in the box
>2:36 PM: goon to female soyjaks on the booru
>2:36 PM: *BRRFFPAARP*
>2:36: clean up the mess by using the dead rodent, that ate some food you never cleaned up from last month and died, as a splooge spunge
>3:00 PM: goon to the new gemeralds on the jrtybooru
>3:03 PM: use some counterfeit coupons to buy a railway of subway sandwiches, no vegetables
>3:25 PM: release an 80lb shit into the trash compactor, as the toilet is already clogged up with decaying matter
>3:39 PM: *FPPFPFP*
>3:40 PM: take a rewarding nap after giving birth
>3:55 PM: Zzzzzz *BRAP* ZZZZZ *BBRRPFPFPPAPRP*
>4:09 PM: wake up from a nightmare where you were born in south sudan and not Sudan
>4:10 PM: open garage door for the delivery man
>4:20 PM: tip the delivery man 2 nickels that are fused together, after you microwaved it, thinking it'd create a dime
>4:23 PM: report the order as missing
>4:29 PM: banned for fraud fuggen jerdeee
>4:45 PM: media in your banned post finally approved
>4:46 PM: check ban, still not lifted
>4:49 PM: *BRAAAP*
>5:00 PM grab a meatball marinara sandwich too hard, which shoots all the balls down your throat
>5:01 PM: collapse from lack of air (You stood up too quickly)
>5:02 PM: the meatballs are quickly digested by the parasites living in every inch of your body
>5:09 PM: finally unbanned
>5:15 PM: make a carefully-worded comment
>5:16 PM: posted comment, no ban
>5:20 PM: smile, as the 50 commentd replying to your post is in agreement; yes, we need to rulecuck harder by banning all users that use any word that has the letter 'p
>5:30 PM: OYYYYY DOCTOOOOSSSSSSS
>5:31 PM phone your doc as you feel a tightness in your upper chest
>5:33 PM: *BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
>5:35 PM: cancel appointment but reschedule the other appointment for your anal tearing to Wednesday
>5:38 PM: *brapp*
>5:40 PM go for the first piss of the day
>6:50 PM: weeks of salt consumption has kept you from peeing, but you've let it all out
>6:51 PM: notice there's less blood in urine, must be a cord n shit
>7:00 PM: crack open 9 cans of root beer
>7:03 PM: goon to ta ma fart porn
>7:15 PM: neighbors threaten to phone the police if they hear my pet gorilla going sicko mode
>7:16 PM: tell the neighbor you lied about the gorilla and you just masturbate too loudly
>7:17 PM: tell your neighbor that they're obsessed and that their young daughter is EPing you
>7:20 PM: see forced snca fotm slop on soy
>7:25 PM: scream "IM AN OWL"
>7:25:03 PM: *BELCH*
>7:25:09 PM: *BRAP*
>7:45 PM: keyboard breaks after spending 20 minutes whining about the spam instead of ignoring it
>7:50 PM: spamming gets worse, it must be dem shemmee nigguhs n shiet
>8:00 PM: order from doordash this time; a mcgangbang meal, a fillet o' fish for the angry, 3-eyed animal that's living in an exposed pipe in the bathroom; 2 chocolate muffins and 5 lots of fries from kfc because you don't like McDonald's fries
>8:20 PM: change your diapey
>8:36 PM: food arrives, waiter's tipped with unused mustard packets
>8:50 PM: finally change diapey
>8:51 PM: slip over a fisher price toy you stole from a kid's play area
>8:58 PM: use enough energy to look up into a mirror leaning on the wall, see your penis for the first time since covid
>10:55 PM: get up off the floor and sit back down at your computer desk
>11:10 PM: doxx thread on fisher price
>11:20 PM: thread has no IDS, completely spammed to hell
>11:33 PM: make another raid thread
>11:45 PM: banned for secretly posting saged porn on /a/
>11:50 PM: *BRAP*
>00:00 PM: collapse through ceiling
>00:01 PM: fall asleep
â„–15337230[Quote]
>Day in the life of HTSM:
>11:00 AM: ITZ DA FEHHGGEN JERDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>11:03 AM: masturbate over the wet dream you had of being cucked, meaning you couldn't finish beforehand
>11:15 AM: eat a family-sized bag of doritos, cheetos n fritos n shiet
>11:30 AM: second breakfast; a whole loaf of bread and 5 packs of bacon
>11:32 AM: third breakfast: breakfast burrito from doordash
>11:50 AM: report doordash as stolen
>11:58 AM: order an entire McDonald's breakfast platter using the refund coupon
>12:50 AM: report it as stolen again
>1:10 PM: dusty, semen-encrusted goon machine finally boots up after turning it on last night
>1:30 PM: open up soy after 20 minutes of loading
>1:30 integral error
>1:30 PM: *BRAP*
>1:31 PM: clean cache that's 5gb of porno sites and links to counterfeit coupon sites
>1:44 PM: a light snack that consists of 3 tubs of ben and jerry's garcia icecream with the cherries removed (iz aint eatin no vegetables)
>1:49 PM: *BRAP*
>1:50 PM: finally make a post on /soy/, spam detected post discarded
>1:55 PM: change your entire message to evade some bullshit detector
>1:56 PM: banned for evading filters
>2:33 PM: finally finish up writing a janny-asskissing apology that consists of a word document because the apology wouldn't fit in the box
>2:36 PM: goon to female soyjaks on the booru
>2:36 PM: *BRRFFPAARP*
>2:36: clean up the mess by using the dead rodent, that ate some food you never cleaned up from last month and died, as a splooge spunge
>3:00 PM: goon to the new gemeralds on the jrtybooru
>3:03 PM: use some counterfeit coupons to buy a railway of subway sandwiches, no vegetables
>3:25 PM: release an 80lb shit into the trash compactor, as the toilet is already clogged up with decaying matter
>3:39 PM: *FPPFPFP*
>3:40 PM: take a rewarding nap after giving birth
>3:55 PM: Zzzzzz *BRAP* ZZZZZ *BBRRPFPFPPAPRP*
>4:09 PM: wake up from a nightmare where you were born in south sudan and not Sudan
>4:10 PM: open garage door for the delivery man
>4:20 PM: tip the delivery man 2 nickels that are fused together, after you microwaved it, thinking it'd create a dime
>4:23 PM: report the order as missing
>4:29 PM: banned for fraud fuggen jerdeee
>4:45 PM: media in your banned post finally approved
>4:46 PM: check ban, still not lifted
>4:49 PM: *BRAAAP*
>5:00 PM grab a meatball marinara sandwich too hard, which shoots all the balls down your throat
>5:01 PM: collapse from lack of air (You stood up too quickly)
>5:02 PM: the meatballs are quickly digested by the parasites living in every inch of your body
>5:09 PM: finally unbanned
>5:15 PM: make a carefully-worded comment
>5:16 PM: posted comment, no ban
>5:20 PM: smile, as the 50 commentd replying to your post is in agreement; yes, we need to rulecuck harder by banning all users that use any word that has the letter 'p
>5:30 PM: OYYYYY DOCTOOOOSSSSSSS
>5:31 PM phone your doc as you feel a tightness in your upper chest
>5:33 PM: *BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
>5:35 PM: cancel appointment but reschedule the other appointment for your anal tearing to Wednesday
>5:38 PM: *brapp*
>5:40 PM go for the first piss of the day
>6:50 PM: weeks of salt consumption has kept you from peeing, but you've let it all out
>6:51 PM: notice there's less blood in urine, must be a cord n shit
>7:00 PM: crack open 9 cans of root beer
>7:03 PM: goon to ta ma fart porn
>7:15 PM: neighbors threaten to phone the police if they hear my pet gorilla going sicko mode
>7:16 PM: tell the neighbor you lied about the gorilla and you just masturbate too loudly
>7:17 PM: tell your neighbor that they're obsessed and that their young daughter is EPing you
>7:20 PM: see forced snca fotm slop on soy
>7:25 PM: scream "IM AN OWL"
>7:25:03 PM: *BELCH*
>7:25:09 PM: *BRAP*
>7:45 PM: keyboard breaks after spending 20 minutes whining about the spam instead of ignoring it
>7:50 PM: spamming gets worse, it must be dem shemmee nigguhs n shiet
>8:00 PM: order from doordash this time; a mcgangbang meal, a fillet o' fish for the angry, 3-eyed animal that's living in an exposed pipe in the bathroom; 2 chocolate muffins and 5 lots of fries from kfc because you don't like McDonald's fries
>8:20 PM: change your diapey
>8:36 PM: food arrives, waiter's tipped with unused mustard packets
>8:50 PM: finally change diapey
>8:51 PM: slip over a fisher price toy you stole from a kid's play area
>8:58 PM: use enough energy to look up into a mirror leaning on the wall, see your penis for the first time since covid
>10:55 PM: get up off the floor and sit back down at your computer desk
>11:10 PM: doxx thread on fisher price
>11:20 PM: thread has no IDS, completely spammed to hell
>11:33 PM: make another raid thread
>11:45 PM: banned for secretly posting saged porn on /a/
>11:50 PM: *BRAP*
>00:00 PM: collapse through ceiling
>00:01 PM: fall asleep
â„–15337236[Quote]
>Day in the life of HTSM:
>11:00 AM: ITZ DA FEHHGGEN JERDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>11:03 AM: masturbate over the wet dream you had of being cucked, meaning you couldn't finish beforehand
>11:15 AM: eat a family-sized bag of doritos, cheetos n fritos n shiet
>11:30 AM: second breakfast; a whole loaf of bread and 5 packs of bacon
>11:32 AM: third breakfast: breakfast burrito from doordash
>11:50 AM: report doordash as stolen
>11:58 AM: order an entire McDonald's breakfast platter using the refund coupon
>12:50 AM: report it as stolen again
>1:10 PM: dusty, semen-encrusted goon machine finally boots up after turning it on last night
>1:30 PM: open up soy after 20 minutes of loading
>1:30 integral error
>1:30 PM: *BRAP*
>1:31 PM: clean cache that's 5gb of porno sites and links to counterfeit coupon sites
>1:44 PM: a light snack that consists of 3 tubs of ben and jerry's garcia icecream with the cherries removed (iz aint eatin no vegetables)
>1:49 PM: *BRAP*
>1:50 PM: finally make a post on /soy/, spam detected post discarded
>1:55 PM: change your entire message to evade some bullshit detector
>1:56 PM: banned for evading filters
>2:33 PM: finally finish up writing a janny-asskissing apology that consists of a word document because the apology wouldn't fit in the box
>2:36 PM: goon to female soyjaks on the booru
>2:36 PM: *BRRFFPAARP*
>2:36: clean up the mess by using the dead rodent, that ate some food you never cleaned up from last month and died, as a splooge spunge
>3:00 PM: goon to the new gemeralds on the jrtybooru
>3:03 PM: use some counterfeit coupons to buy a railway of subway sandwiches, no vegetables
>3:25 PM: release an 80lb shit into the trash compactor, as the toilet is already clogged up with decaying matter
>3:39 PM: *FPPFPFP*
>3:40 PM: take a rewarding nap after giving birth
>3:55 PM: Zzzzzz *BRAP* ZZZZZ *BBRRPFPFPPAPRP*
>4:09 PM: wake up from a nightmare where you were born in south sudan and not Sudan
>4:10 PM: open garage door for the delivery man
>4:20 PM: tip the delivery man 2 nickels that are fused together, after you microwaved it, thinking it'd create a dime
>4:23 PM: report the order as missing
>4:29 PM: banned for fraud fuggen jerdeee
>4:45 PM: media in your banned post finally approved
>4:46 PM: check ban, still not lifted
>4:49 PM: *BRAAAP*
>5:00 PM grab a meatball marinara sandwich too hard, which shoots all the balls down your throat
>5:01 PM: collapse from lack of air (You stood up too quickly)
>5:02 PM: the meatballs are quickly digested by the parasites living in every inch of your body
>5:09 PM: finally unbanned
>5:15 PM: make a carefully-worded comment
>5:16 PM: posted comment, no ban
>5:20 PM: smile, as the 50 commentd replying to your post is in agreement; yes, we need to rulecuck harder by banning all users that use any word that has the letter 'p
>5:30 PM: OYYYYY DOCTOOOOSSSSSSS
>5:31 PM phone your doc as you feel a tightness in your upper chest
>5:33 PM: *BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
>5:35 PM: cancel appointment but reschedule the other appointment for your anal tearing to Wednesday
>5:38 PM: *brapp*
>5:40 PM go for the first piss of the day
>6:50 PM: weeks of salt consumption has kept you from peeing, but you've let it all out
>6:51 PM: notice there's less blood in urine, must be a cord n shit
>7:00 PM: crack open 9 cans of root beer
>7:03 PM: goon to ta ma fart porn
>7:15 PM: neighbors threaten to phone the police if they hear my pet gorilla going sicko mode
>7:16 PM: tell the neighbor you lied about the gorilla and you just masturbate too loudly
>7:17 PM: tell your neighbor that they're obsessed and that their young daughter is EPing you
>7:20 PM: see forced snca fotm slop on soy
>7:25 PM: scream "IM AN OWL"
>7:25:03 PM: *BELCH*
>7:25:09 PM: *BRAP*
>7:45 PM: keyboard breaks after spending 20 minutes whining about the spam instead of ignoring it
>7:50 PM: spamming gets worse, it must be dem shemmee nigguhs n shiet
>8:00 PM: order from doordash this time; a mcgangbang meal, a fillet o' fish for the angry, 3-eyed animal that's living in an exposed pipe in the bathroom; 2 chocolate muffins and 5 lots of fries from kfc because you don't like McDonald's fries
>8:20 PM: change your diapey
>8:36 PM: food arrives, waiter's tipped with unused mustard packets
>8:50 PM: finally change diapey
>8:51 PM: slip over a fisher price toy you stole from a kid's play area
>8:58 PM: use enough energy to look up into a mirror leaning on the wall, see your penis for the first time since covid
>10:55 PM: get up off the floor and sit back down at your computer desk
>11:10 PM: doxx thread on fisher price
>11:20 PM: thread has no IDS, completely spammed to hell
>11:33 PM: make another raid thread
>11:45 PM: banned for secretly posting saged porn on /a/
>11:50 PM: *BRAP*
>00:00 PM: collapse through ceiling
>00:01 PM: fall asleep
â„–15337239[Quote]
>Day in the life of HTSM:
>11:00 AM: ITZ DA FEHHGGEN JERDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>11:03 AM: masturbate over the wet dream you had of being cucked, meaning you couldn't finish beforehand
>11:15 AM: eat a family-sized bag of doritos, cheetos n fritos n shiet
>11:30 AM: second breakfast; a whole loaf of bread and 5 packs of bacon
>11:32 AM: third breakfast: breakfast burrito from doordash
>11:50 AM: report doordash as stolen
>11:58 AM: order an entire McDonald's breakfast platter using the refund coupon
>12:50 AM: report it as stolen again
>1:10 PM: dusty, semen-encrusted goon machine finally boots up after turning it on last night
>1:30 PM: open up soy after 20 minutes of loading
>1:30 integral error
>1:30 PM: *BRAP*
>1:31 PM: clean cache that's 5gb of porno sites and links to counterfeit coupon sites
>1:44 PM: a light snack that consists of 3 tubs of ben and jerry's garcia icecream with the cherries removed (iz aint eatin no vegetables)
>1:49 PM: *BRAP*
>1:50 PM: finally make a post on /soy/, spam detected post discarded
>1:55 PM: change your entire message to evade some bullshit detector
>1:56 PM: banned for evading filters
>2:33 PM: finally finish up writing a janny-asskissing apology that consists of a word document because the apology wouldn't fit in the box
>2:36 PM: goon to female soyjaks on the booru
>2:36 PM: *BRRFFPAARP*
>2:36: clean up the mess by using the dead rodent, that ate some food you never cleaned up from last month and died, as a splooge spunge
>3:00 PM: goon to the new gemeralds on the jrtybooru
>3:03 PM: use some counterfeit coupons to buy a railway of subway sandwiches, no vegetables
>3:25 PM: release an 80lb shit into the trash compactor, as the toilet is already clogged up with decaying matter
>3:39 PM: *FPPFPFP*
>3:40 PM: take a rewarding nap after giving birth
>3:55 PM: Zzzzzz *BRAP* ZZZZZ *BBRRPFPFPPAPRP*
>4:09 PM: wake up from a nightmare where you were born in south sudan and not Sudan
>4:10 PM: open garage door for the delivery man
>4:20 PM: tip the delivery man 2 nickels that are fused together, after you microwaved it, thinking it'd create a dime
>4:23 PM: report the order as missing
>4:29 PM: banned for fraud fuggen jerdeee
>4:45 PM: media in your banned post finally approved
>4:46 PM: check ban, still not lifted
>4:49 PM: *BRAAAP*
>5:00 PM grab a meatball marinara sandwich too hard, which shoots all the balls down your throat
>5:01 PM: collapse from lack of air (You stood up too quickly)
>5:02 PM: the meatballs are quickly digested by the parasites living in every inch of your body
>5:09 PM: finally unbanned
>5:15 PM: make a carefully-worded comment
>5:16 PM: posted comment, no ban
>5:20 PM: smile, as the 50 commentd replying to your post is in agreement; yes, we need to rulecuck harder by banning all users that use any word that has the letter 'p
>5:30 PM: OYYYYY DOCTOOOOSSSSSSS
>5:31 PM phone your doc as you feel a tightness in your upper chest
>5:33 PM: *BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
>5:35 PM: cancel appointment but reschedule the other appointment for your anal tearing to Wednesday
>5:38 PM: *brapp*
>5:40 PM go for the first piss of the day
>6:50 PM: weeks of salt consumption has kept you from peeing, but you've let it all out
>6:51 PM: notice there's less blood in urine, must be a cord n shit
>7:00 PM: crack open 9 cans of root beer
>7:03 PM: goon to ta ma fart porn
>7:15 PM: neighbors threaten to phone the police if they hear my pet gorilla going sicko mode
>7:16 PM: tell the neighbor you lied about the gorilla and you just masturbate too loudly
>7:17 PM: tell your neighbor that they're obsessed and that their young daughter is EPing you
>7:20 PM: see forced snca fotm slop on soy
>7:25 PM: scream "IM AN OWL"
>7:25:03 PM: *BELCH*
>7:25:09 PM: *BRAP*
>7:45 PM: keyboard breaks after spending 20 minutes whining about the spam instead of ignoring it
>7:50 PM: spamming gets worse, it must be dem shemmee nigguhs n shiet
>8:00 PM: order from doordash this time; a mcgangbang meal, a fillet o' fish for the angry, 3-eyed animal that's living in an exposed pipe in the bathroom; 2 chocolate muffins and 5 lots of fries from kfc because you don't like McDonald's fries
>8:20 PM: change your diapey
>8:36 PM: food arrives, waiter's tipped with unused mustard packets
>8:50 PM: finally change diapey
>8:51 PM: slip over a fisher price toy you stole from a kid's play area
>8:58 PM: use enough energy to look up into a mirror leaning on the wall, see your penis for the first time since covid
>10:55 PM: get up off the floor and sit back down at your computer desk
>11:10 PM: doxx thread on fisher price
>11:20 PM: thread has no IDS, completely spammed to hell
>11:33 PM: make another raid thread
>11:45 PM: banned for secretly posting saged porn on /a/
>11:50 PM: *BRAP*
>00:00 PM: collapse through ceiling
>00:01 PM: fall asleep
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>Day in the life of HTSM:
>11:00 AM: ITZ DA FEHHGGEN JERDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>11:03 AM: masturbate over the wet dream you had of being cucked, meaning you couldn't finish beforehand
>11:15 AM: eat a family-sized bag of doritos, cheetos n fritos n shiet
>11:30 AM: second breakfast; a whole loaf of bread and 5 packs of bacon
>11:32 AM: third breakfast: breakfast burrito from doordash
>11:50 AM: report doordash as stolen
>11:58 AM: order an entire McDonald's breakfast platter using the refund coupon
>12:50 AM: report it as stolen again
>1:10 PM: dusty, semen-encrusted goon machine finally boots up after turning it on last night
>1:30 PM: open up soy after 20 minutes of loading
>1:30 integral error
>1:30 PM: *BRAP*
>1:31 PM: clean cache that's 5gb of porno sites and links to counterfeit coupon sites
>1:44 PM: a light snack that consists of 3 tubs of ben and jerry's garcia icecream with the cherries removed (iz aint eatin no vegetables)
>1:49 PM: *BRAP*
>1:50 PM: finally make a post on /soy/, spam detected post discarded
>1:55 PM: change your entire message to evade some bullshit detector
>1:56 PM: banned for evading filters
>2:33 PM: finally finish up writing a janny-asskissing apology that consists of a word document because the apology wouldn't fit in the box
>2:36 PM: goon to female soyjaks on the booru
>2:36 PM: *BRRFFPAARP*
>2:36: clean up the mess by using the dead rodent, that ate some food you never cleaned up from last month and died, as a splooge spunge
>3:00 PM: goon to the new gemeralds on the jrtybooru
>3:03 PM: use some counterfeit coupons to buy a railway of subway sandwiches, no vegetables
>3:25 PM: release an 80lb shit into the trash compactor, as the toilet is already clogged up with decaying matter
>3:39 PM: *FPPFPFP*
>3:40 PM: take a rewarding nap after giving birth
>3:55 PM: Zzzzzz *BRAP* ZZZZZ *BBRRPFPFPPAPRP*
>4:09 PM: wake up from a nightmare where you were born in south sudan and not Sudan
>4:10 PM: open garage door for the delivery man
>4:20 PM: tip the delivery man 2 nickels that are fused together, after you microwaved it, thinking it'd create a dime
>4:23 PM: report the order as missing
>4:29 PM: banned for fraud fuggen jerdeee
>4:45 PM: media in your banned post finally approved
>4:46 PM: check ban, still not lifted
>4:49 PM: *BRAAAP*
>5:00 PM grab a meatball marinara sandwich too hard, which shoots all the balls down your throat
>5:01 PM: collapse from lack of air (You stood up too quickly)
>5:02 PM: the meatballs are quickly digested by the parasites living in every inch of your body
>5:09 PM: finally unbanned
>5:15 PM: make a carefully-worded comment
>5:16 PM: posted comment, no ban
>5:20 PM: smile, as the 50 commentd replying to your post is in agreement; yes, we need to rulecuck harder by banning all users that use any word that has the letter 'p
>5:30 PM: OYYYYY DOCTOOOOSSSSSSS
>5:31 PM phone your doc as you feel a tightness in your upper chest
>5:33 PM: *BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
>5:35 PM: cancel appointment but reschedule the other appointment for your anal tearing to Wednesday
>5:38 PM: *brapp*
>5:40 PM go for the first piss of the day
>6:50 PM: weeks of salt consumption has kept you from peeing, but you've let it all out
>6:51 PM: notice there's less blood in urine, must be a cord n shit
>7:00 PM: crack open 9 cans of root beer
>7:03 PM: goon to ta ma fart porn
>7:15 PM: neighbors threaten to phone the police if they hear my pet gorilla going sicko mode
>7:16 PM: tell the neighbor you lied about the gorilla and you just masturbate too loudly
>7:17 PM: tell your neighbor that they're obsessed and that their young daughter is EPing you
>7:20 PM: see forced snca fotm slop on soy
>7:25 PM: scream "IM AN OWL"
>7:25:03 PM: *BELCH*
>7:25:09 PM: *BRAP*
>7:45 PM: keyboard breaks after spending 20 minutes whining about the spam instead of ignoring it
>7:50 PM: spamming gets worse, it must be dem shemmee nigguhs n shiet
>8:00 PM: order from doordash this time; a mcgangbang meal, a fillet o' fish for the angry, 3-eyed animal that's living in an exposed pipe in the bathroom; 2 chocolate muffins and 5 lots of fries from kfc because you don't like McDonald's fries
>8:20 PM: change your diapey
>8:36 PM: food arrives, waiter's tipped with unused mustard packets
>8:50 PM: finally change diapey
>8:51 PM: slip over a fisher price toy you stole from a kid's play area
>8:58 PM: use enough energy to look up into a mirror leaning on the wall, see your penis for the first time since covid
>10:55 PM: get up off the floor and sit back down at your computer desk
>11:10 PM: doxx thread on fisher price
>11:20 PM: thread has no IDS, completely spammed to hell
>11:33 PM: make another raid thread
>11:45 PM: banned for secretly posting saged porn on /a/
>11:50 PM: *BRAP*
>00:00 PM: collapse through ceiling
>00:01 PM: fall asleep
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Geg this shitskin is still seething