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WHAT WE KNOW ABOUT CLAMSTAPLES:
>It is not a tangible entity. It seems to spread like a virus amongst gigas and soyjaks.
>When infecting gigas, the giggers will become incredibly malformed and eldritch, in most cases leading to death.
>When infecting soyjaks, which seem to be its preferred host, the soyjak will turn red with blue horns.
>3,500 year old scripts found in Egypt suggest that Clamstaples, or an entity similar, created the entity now known as “Nophono” out of cheese niggers
Further research is required.

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sentient

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Go up clamstaples lore makes my clitty leak

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doctors

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its duh fuggen clamstaples

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clamstaples is the jardee and it posseses only shartyaryans

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Pray to SOOT that Quote gets infected with clamstaples and drops dead

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ai shitskins think this is funny

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>>15335354
>thinking clamstaples is funny

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kys gigger



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