thousands of years have passed since the dragon was at last imprisoned in a cave, the lazy selfish magician that forced him in there for some reason let a way to open the fucking cave with 3 keys, and now thousands of years after, a (((secret dragon worshi

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Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:06:05 №15334110 [Quote]

thousands of years have passed since the dragon was at last imprisoned in a cave, the lazy selfish magician that forced him in there for some reason let a way to open the fucking cave with 3 keys, and now thousands of years after, a (((secret dragon worshipping cult))) has found the three keys to open it, how will you save the world?

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:07:47 №15334120 [Quote]

idk i would just cry

Cirrus 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:08:38 №15334122 [Quote]

i would rape niggers

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:08:50 №15334124 [Quote]

>>15334122
gay

Yurjak 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:09:04 №15334125 [Quote]

>>15334110 (OP)
infiltrate it with glowniggers by my side

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:09:16 №15334128 [Quote]

that's the only way

Femjak 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:09:41 №15334131 [Quote]

>>15334124
i would only rape the female niggers though

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:09:56 №15334132 [Quote]

gather a rag tag team of wacky characters including a short guy, a really tall guy, like 7 other people with one defining personality trait and adventure to find the keys before the dragon is freed

Dr. Soystein 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:12:21 №15334139 [Quote]

>datamine all dragon worshiper xitter accounts
>compile list of sayings, phrases, and fashion unique to xhem
>use this info to make dragoncuck soyjak variant
>spam it on the 'log till it catches on
>it will eventually spread to normies like every other 'jak
>dragon worshipers will loose all credibility and will to live after seeing normgroids btfo them
>collect keys from demoralized dragoncordfags
easy win

Soytan 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:13:01 №15334142 [Quote]

>>15334139
SOOT DO THIS

Lawrence 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:13:32 №15334145 [Quote]

>>15334139
'OXX THE DRAGON WORSHIPPERS NOOOOOW

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:14:11 №15334147 [Quote]

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>>datamine all dragon worshiper xitter accounts
>>compile list of sayings, phrases, and fashion unique to xhem
>>use this info to make dragoncuck soyjak variant
>>spam it on the 'log till it catches on
>>it will eventually spread to normies like every other 'jak
>>dragon worshipers will loose all credibility and will to live after seeing normgroids btfo them
>>collect keys from demoralized dragoncordfags
>easy win

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:14:19 №15334149 [Quote]

buy a bunch of hard drives and food and stuff and then rent a bunker and then hide in there

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:18:34 №15334173 [Quote]

get a degree in media literacy and use my income to buy the keys

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:19:18 №15334177 [Quote]

get another more powerful dragon, free the prisoned dragon, and have my dragon kill him.

now we have a more free, more deadly dragon geg

Wewjak 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:21:34 №15334181 [Quote]

>>15334177
OYYYYYYYYYYYY

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:21:41 №15334182 [Quote]

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>>15334177
>becoming some kind of global dictator using your dragon to control the governments of the world

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:23:08 №15334188 [Quote]

just zerg rush in with a few hundred phonos there with a blowtorch, a few seconds of heat should warp one of the keys enough to make it unusable

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:26:18 №15334198 [Quote]

ask the dragon to say he loves every letter of the alphabet to show hes not esl, then report him to quote when he gets to p

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:27:32 №15334204 [Quote]

Dragoons can be purple, therefore they’re niggers. Purple is the color of niggers. dragons can fly and so can niggers as well (because they’re purple.)

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:28:33 №15334208 [Quote]

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>>15334204
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Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:28:40 №15334211 [Quote]

>>15334204
so they're flying purple people eaters?

Slitherjak 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:30:17 №15334218 [Quote]

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>>15334204
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