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Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 02:58:12 №15334058 [Quote]

If if the world was going to be annihilated in hellfire by an evil dragon and the only way to save it was by fighting it and eventually sacrificing yourself would you do it?

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 02:58:55 №15334063 [Quote]

what if im a lazy slf

Mexiaryan 02/27/26 (Fri) 02:59:05 №15334066 [Quote]

why cant we get more neutral'plier threads like this

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 02:59:57 №15334074 [Quote]

no fuck this shit site

Amerimutt 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:00:45 №15334082 [Quote]

i would be the really cool wizard guy and i'd cast a big fuck off spell and trap him in a cave but i'd also be cheeky and i would make 3 keys to open the cave up and scatter them across the world
or something

Nusoi 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:00:53 №15334083 [Quote]

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well yeah obviously, i'm gonna die either way

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:01:50 №15334089 [Quote]

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i mean im going to die anyway, maybe i can have a gemmy last stand or something and they'll make a goyim work holiday that will lose its meaning in a decade, and a statue that will be pissed on by niggers

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:04:53 №15334103 [Quote]

>create perfect replica wax figurine of myself
>fight dragon
>stealthily swap real me for wax me just before I sacrifice miself
easy peasy winrald

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:05:34 №15334105 [Quote]

>>15334058 (OP)
I would but I would ask for 100 nights with 100+ beautiful women including celebrities and past crushes before sacrificing myself. I would be willing to bargain the exact numbers depending on how urgent the destruction is.
If the destruction was imminent and there was no other way than for me to be sacrificed immediately without so much as a single kiss from a woman then I would also do it but I would be SO annoyed

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:05:47 №15334106 [Quote]

>>15334103
Iq one thrembillion

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:32:56 №15334228 [Quote]

>>15334103
Ok but what if the brapcoon is an ass pie obsessed with wax figures for some reason and knows

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:36:44 №15334249 [Quote]

>>15334228
then I'd die an unlovable virgin chudcel but I'd still break even since I was gonna do that anyway

Nulljak 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:40:20 №15334266 [Quote]

no

Chud 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:40:49 №15334268 [Quote]

>>15334249
Everbasu sainds thdis

Wewjak 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:46:03 №15334309 [Quote]

if i can't live in the saved world then there's no point everyone else can die with me

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