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> I was only 9 years old
> I loved shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
> I pray to shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
> "Shrek is love" I say. "Shrek is life"
> My dad hears me and he calls me a faggot
> I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
> I called him a cunt
> He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
> Im crying now, and my face hurts
> I lay in bed and its really cold
> A warmth is moving towards me
> I feel something touch me
> Its shrek
> I am so happy
> He whispers in to ear, "this is my swamp"
> He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
> I'm ready
> I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek
> He penetrates my butthole
> It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
> I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
> I push against his force
> I want to please Shrek
> He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
> My dad walks in
> Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says. "Its all ogre now"
> Shrek leaves through my window
> Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

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Inb4 this gets deleted for not having a 'jak

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>>15314716
no he’ll get a 3 day ban for making pedo jokes

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>>15314716
Does he know?

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>> I was only 9 years old
>> I loved shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>> I pray to shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>> "Shrek is love" I say. "Shrek is life"
>> My dad hears me and he calls me a faggot
>> I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
>> I called him a cunt
>> He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>> Im crying now, and my face hurts
>> I lay in bed and its really cold
>> A warmth is moving towards me
>> I feel something touch me
>> Its shrek
>> I am so happy
>> He whispers in to ear, "this is my swamp"
>> He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>> I'm ready
>> I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek
>> He penetrates my butthole
>> It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
>> I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>> I push against his force
>> I want to please Shrek
>> He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>> My dad walks in
>> Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says. "Its all ogre now"
>> Shrek leaves through my window
>> Shrek is love, Shrek is life.



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