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>stop tasting concrete
>the fan does not go into your ear
>the sun is not supposed to be in your stomach
>playing cards are not meant to lodged in your small intestine
>it isn't healthy to pull out your spleen and replace the whole with a tightly bound ball of grass
>you're fingers are not meant to be cut off thrown at nuns
>you really shouldn't be sowing your heels to your buttocks and then throwing yourself in a pool to make your arms stronger, there's better ways to do that you know
>crushed up glass from roadside beer bottles will not make bread when mixed with dough even doe it'll ferment it
>the pasta is supposed to go inside the bowl, right side up, concave side, not convex otherwise it'll make a mess which is le bad
>you can't steal stars out of the sky and use them to start fires even doe i just saw you doing that
>stabbing you're foot repeatidly will not make it grow wings, it'll just cripple it
>pulling off your skin will not free you from the hellscape of the demiurge, you just watched a video about gnosticism and believe it without doing heckin research
>elephant memory is not real even though old indian guy proved it was real
>there are no demons feasting off your sperm vapours when you jerk off
>god is not raping you with a ghost and making you an anorexic incel even though its true and i saw it happen
>shoving 12 spoons up your asshole will not give you godly powers
>using raw eggs as shampoo is le bad even though its good for your hair and skin
>putting copper wiring around your faucet and water bottle will not improve the water even dough it will
>YOU ARE NOT GOD

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🤔Hmm…..Is the CIA really the good guys

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>the whole
>you're spleen

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>>15313919
obsessed



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