/soy/ - Soyjaks

first

Burgercels..

>>15311442 (OP)
Fight that storage cooler thing or else the foid will never be yours

stupid to propose in front of other people o algo

>>15311442 (OP)
What meme? and oreos

How to take salvia and hallucinate rainbows
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First a debit card or cryptocurrency
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Second acquire salvia with that debit card or with cryptocurrency on a website such as salviasellers.com, (international seller) or shorturl.at/N9t7n (american seller)
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Third buy salvia leaves instead of extracts because extracts are for smoking
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Fourth take around four grams of the salvia and chew it in your mouth and swish it underneath your tongue for 20 minutes, this is called sublingual administration because salvia doesn’t do anything when eaten since its chemicals get destroyed by stomach acid
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Fifth congratulations you are in looney toons rainbow land, look up “salvia paintings visual” on google images to visualize that sorts of things you will see with salvia
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(If you don’t have a scale to measure grams order one off amazon by searching “10 dollar mini scale”)
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[If you really want to smoke it for whatever reason look up cigarette roll up guide and then a cigarette smoking guide video but use the salvia extract instead of the tobacco in the videos and buy the according products such as cigarette papers, cigarette filters and a lighter]

>>15311442 (OP)
rape

>>15311522
geg just geg

Dating is dead, and so is marriage, pretty much. If I find a good partner, I’ll have to worry the rest of my life that she’ll go insane and take my kids and ruin my life. I hate this era so much

I knew a kid last name burger in middle school he was super autist troonjak, is that you

>>15311570
That was assburger

>>15311565
End no fault divorce

>>15311442 (OP)
>proposing to your crush

If your last name's burger you really shouldn't have told anyone

Wait… Did he just say that his last name is burger?

she would have defended you if she liked you