I feel so depressed over the fact that soytan isn't real, I love her so much. She's so cute, she's so funny. If soytan was real I would go for walks in the park with her, we would feed the ducks and hold hands. We would walk home holding hands and stop for

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Hunky Twink Sex Machine 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:21:05 №15299911 [Quote]

I feel so depressed over the fact that soytan isn't real, I love her so much. She's so cute, she's so funny. If soytan was real I would go for walks in the park with her, we would feed the ducks and hold hands. We would walk home holding hands and stop for food on the way, I would sit across from her staring into her beautiful eyes, we would joke and make fun of each other. When we finish our meal it would be raining out and I would give soytan my jacket to keep her warm. When we finally would make it home we get cozy into bed and cuddle with each other. Why isn't she real, what a cruel joke from the universe. Am I really asking for that much, just soytan, thats it. fuggen jerdee

Nulljak 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:25:07 №15299948 [Quote]

~~>>15299932~~
It's not even bait, im actually so sad right now. The perfect girl soytan is out of my reach forever.

Chud 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:25:14 №15299952 [Quote]

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>I feel so depressed over the fact that soytan isn't real, I love her so much. She's so cute, she's so funny. If soytan was real I would go for walks in the park with her, we would feed the ducks and hold hands. We would walk home holding hands and stop for food on the way, I would sit across from her staring into her beautiful eyes, we would joke and make fun of each other. When we finish our meal it would be raining out and I would give soytan my jacket to keep her warm. When we finally would make it home we get cozy into bed and cuddle with each other. Why isn't she real, what a cruel joke from the universe. Am I really asking for that much, just soytan, thats it. fuggen jerdee

Coinjak 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:25:49 №15299960 [Quote]

>she's so cute she's so funny
OP…

Gigachad 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:26:19 №15299967 [Quote]

>>15299960
Why did you pattern recognition that kek. Ohnonono, how could you tell?

Everybaldi 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:26:49 №15299975 [Quote]

unrelated but quints soon guys

Fatjak 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:27:04 №15299978 [Quote]

>>15299911 (OP)
PLEASE KILL YOURSELF NIGGA PLEEEEEASSSE KILL YOURSELF

Chud 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:27:04 №15299979 [Quote]

>>15299948
Out of any character you could simp for, you choose a fucking MS Paint drawing of a long-dead websitecuck’s wet dream

Cryboy 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:27:30 №15299984 [Quote]

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Chud 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:27:40 №15299986 [Quote]

I wish Soytan was real so she could sit on my face

Thougher 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:27:58 №15299991 [Quote]

Soytan sit on my face though

Cobbert 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:28:09 №15299992 [Quote]

Sit on my face Soytan please

Chud 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:28:11 №15299993 [Quote]

>>15299979
>How can I make this about da fuggen jerdee

Chud 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:28:24 №15299995 [Quote]

Quints for Soytan face sitting pleaseeeeee

Schwab 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:28:30 №15299997 [Quote]

>Soytan sit on my face though

Smugjak 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:28:33 №15299998 [Quote]

Quint

Chud 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:28:34 №15299999 [Quote]

~~>>15299999~~

Hunky Twink Sex Machine 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:28:37 №15300000 [Quote]

i want her to sit on me fuggen jerdee

Chud 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:28:39 №15300001 [Quote]

Quints for Soytan face sitting N

Sneed 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:28:42 №15300002 [Quote]

Nine

Chud 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:28:45 №15300004 [Quote]

>>15299967
not xim but after 'aping tons of lolicons you start recognizing it consciously

Chud 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:28:47 №15300006 [Quote]

>>15300000
KYS

Chud 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:28:51 №15300008 [Quote]

>>15299998
Fail

Chud 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:28:54 №15300009 [Quote]

>>15300000
>>15299999
Geg

Cirrus 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:28:55 №15300010 [Quote]

>>15299999
Geg nice

Chad 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:29:00 №15300011 [Quote]

>>15300000
not a get but stil geeeg

Chud 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:29:04 №15300012 [Quote]

>>15299911 (OP)
~~>>15299927~~
>>15299948
>>15299952
>>15299960
>>15299967
>>15299975
>>15299978
>>15299979
>>15299984
>>15299986
>>15299991
>>15299992
>>15299993
>>15299995
>>15299997
>>15299998
>>15299999
>>15300000
>>15300001
>>15300002
>>15300004
>>15300006
>>15300008
>>15300009
>>15300010
all me btw

Chud 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:29:14 №15300014 [Quote]

>>15300000
HTSM WON

Nulljak 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:29:26 №15300017 [Quote]

>>15300000
fuggen gettee

Chud 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:29:33 №15300019 [Quote]

>>15300000
we ALL want ts

Chud 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:29:38 №15300022 [Quote]

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>i want her to sit on me fuggen jerdee

Chud 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:29:38 №15300023 [Quote]

>>15300017
its not a get nigga

Chud 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:29:48 №15300026 [Quote]

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>>15300000

Chud 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:29:53 №15300027 [Quote]

>>15300023
yes it is

Chud 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:29:54 №15300029 [Quote]

Poop

Chud 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:29:57 №15300030 [Quote]

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>>>15300017
>its not a get nigga

Feraljak 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:30:58 №15300041 [Quote]

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I'm falling for this bait but…
What if when the jardee died, we became the jardee
If there's no jardee, one must serve the role of jardee
And in this case, the one that had a close but distant connection was us
So, are we, spiritually and currently, da fuggen jardee?

Norwegian 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:31:29 №15300047 [Quote]

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>Poop

Dr. Soystein 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:31:36 №15300048 [Quote]

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>i want her to sit on me fuggen jerdee

Don Turtelli 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:31:46 №15300051 [Quote]

>>15300000
Jsid

Chud 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:32:11 №15300053 [Quote]

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>>15300041
there is only one jardee, chud

Chud 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:32:41 №15300059 [Quote]

>>15299992
OP here, don't sexualise here, she's not an object, she's a beautiful funny soul with a lot more to offer than you could understand

Fisheyejak 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:34:01 №15300076 [Quote]

>>15299911 (OP)
>>15300000
we're reaching new levels of sentience never seen before

Chud 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:34:49 №15300087 [Quote]

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>I feel so depressed over the fact that soytan isn't real, I love her so much. She's so cute, she's so funny. If soytan was real I would go for walks in the park with her, we would feed the ducks and hold hands. We would walk home holding hands and stop for food on the way, I would sit across from her staring into her beautiful eyes, we would joke and make fun of each other. When we finish our meal it would be raining out and I would give soytan my jacket to keep her warm. When we finally would make it home we get cozy into bed and cuddle with each other. Why isn't she real, what a cruel joke from the universe. Am I really asking for that much, just soytan, thats it. fuggen jerdee

Cobbert 02/23/26 (Mon) 20:35:16 №15300092 [Quote]

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