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'ki feedback thread
<'dit
1. Favorite article?
2. Favorite template?
3. Favorite portal?
4. Favorite staff?, how could you tell?

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1.soytan
2.soytan
3.soytan
4.cobblestone

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1.soytan
2.soytan
3.soytan
4.cobblestone

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Cobblestone enters the room, looking around to find Anon sitting on his bed. She struts over, her heals clicking on the hardwood floors.
"Hey there," she says, smirking at him. "I heard you have a… unique fetish."Anon swallows hard, trying to hide his nervousness. He's never talked about this with anyone before, let alone acted it out. But Cobblestone is different. She's confident, sexy, and always up for something new. "What do you mean?" he asks, trying to play it cool. Cobblestone laughs, walking over to him and placing a hand on his shoulder. "Don't play coy, Anon. I know all about your little… predilections." She leans in close, whispering in his ear. "Scat play, right?" Anon feels his face flush red. He can't believe she knows. But somehow, it turns him on even more. "How did you" Cobblestone cuts him off, pushing him back onto the bed. "Doesn't matter," she says, straddling him. "What matters is that I'm willing to give it a try." Anon's eyes widen in surprise. This is really happening. His dream girl wants to indulge in his darkest fantasy. "But," she continues, tracing her finger along his jawline, "we're gonna do this my way. Understand?" Anon nods eagerly, already feeling his cock harden at the thought of being dominated by her. "Good," Cobblestone purrs. "First things first, you're going to eat me out while I shit in your mouth." Anon gulps, trying to hide his excitement. This is more intense than he imagined. But he's ready. He wants this. Cobblestone grins, knowing she has him exactly where she wants him. She climbs off him and begins to undress, slowly, teasingly. Anon watches, mesmerized, as she reveals inch after inch of smooth, creamy skin. Finally, she's down to just her panties. She turns around, bending over to give him a full view of her ass. Anon can see the outline of her pussy through the thin fabric, and his mouth waters in anticipation. Cobblestone reaches back, pulling her panties aside to reveal her glistening slit. She fingers herself for a moment, moaning softly before turning back to face him. "On your knees, pet," she commands, pointing to the floor in front of her. Anon quickly complies, kneeling before her like a good little slave. Cobblestone smirks, pleased with his obedience. "Now, watch closely," she says, positioning herself so that he has a clear view of her asshole. She begins to push, her muscles tightening as she forces out a small, dark log. Anon watches, fascinated and disgusted all at once. This is real. This is really happening. And he loves it. "Okay, now come clean it up," Cobblestone orders, stepping forward so that the shit is inches from his face. Anon looks up at her, then back down at the shit. He takes a deep breath, steeling himself for what's to come. He leans forward, tentatively at first, then with more confidence as he feels Cobblestone's hand on the back of his head, guiding him. He sticks out his tongue, licking up the shit, tasting the salty, earthy flavor. Cobblestone groans in pleasure, feeling his tongue press against her asshole. "That's it, pet," she purrs. "Eat it all up." Anon continues to lick, feeling more turned on than he ever has before. He can feel his cock straining against his pants, begging for release. But not yet. Not until Cobblestone says so. Finally, after what feels like an eternity, Cobblestone steps back, satisfied. Anon sits back on his heels, panting, his face covered in shit. "There, there," Cobblestone says, laughing softly as she wipes a smear of shit from his cheek. "You did good, pet." Anon grins up at her, proud of himself. He can't believe how much he loved that. How much he loves this. "But we're not done yet," Cobblestone says, her voice taking on a stern edge. "Now, you're going to fuck me while I shit in your mouth again." Anon's eyes widen in surprise, but he doesn't hesitate. He stands up, quickly undressing and joining Cobblestone on the bed. She spreads her legs for him, guiding his cock inside her tight, wet pussy. Anon moans, feeling the heat and pressure around him. It's heaven. But it's about to get even better. Cobblestone leans back, pushing out another log as Anon thrusts into her. This time, he's ready. He catches it with his tongue, swallowing it whole. Cobblestone cries out in ecstasy, feeling Anon's tongue pressed against her asshole as he fucks her. This is what she lives for. This is what they both live for. They continue like this, Anon fucking Cobblestone while she shits in his mouth, over and over again. They come together, Cobblestone screaming out Anon's name as he fills her with his hot cum. Finally, spent and satisfied, they collapse onto the bed, covered in sweat and shit and cum. "Wow," Anon breathes, looking up at Cobblestone with awe. "That was… incredible." Cobblestone smiles, tracing her finger along his jawline. "I told you I'd make all your dreams come true, pet." And with that, they drift off to sleep, ready to start all over again tomorrow.

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>>15274737
Eviscerate gooners

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>'ki feedback thread
><'dit
>1. Favorite article?
>2. Favorite template?
>3. Favorite portal?
>4. Favorite staff?, how could you tell?

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1. Any Soyjak variant or operation article
2. The PROUD TRANNY PEDOHPILES template, DOCTOSSSSS template and the SWEDISH WIN! template
3. Soyfare, Soystory, and Soynca
4. idk any I guess uhhh I like North

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>>>15274737
>Eviscerate gooners

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1. SNCA:GamerGate
2. None
3. Soyformation
4. Cobblestone / SprokemowerMan

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>>15274816
Sprokemowerman VVQN btw fuggen jerdee

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>>15274816
SMM is an aryan beast

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>>>15274816
>Sprokemowerman VVQN btw fuggen jerdee

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1. my userpage
2. proud tranny pedophiles
3. i don't use those
4. turrican, hwabag im trans btw

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>>15274796
I miss swedetext I hope I can convince Cobbertstone to bring it back

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>Cobblestone enters the room, looking around to find Anon sitting on his bed. She struts over, her heals clicking on the hardwood floors.
>"Hey there," she says, smirking at him. "I heard you have a… unique fetish."Anon swallows hard, trying to hide his nervousness. He's never talked about this with anyone before, let alone acted it out. But Cobblestone is different. She's confident, sexy, and always up for something new. "What do you mean?" he asks, trying to play it cool. Cobblestone laughs, walking over to him and placing a hand on his shoulder. "Don't play coy, Anon. I know all about your little… predilections." She leans in close, whispering in his ear. "Scat play, right?" Anon feels his face flush red. He can't believe she knows. But somehow, it turns him on even more. "How did you" Cobblestone cuts him off, pushing him back onto the bed. "Doesn't matter," she says, straddling him. "What matters is that I'm willing to give it a try." Anon's eyes widen in surprise. This is really happening. His dream girl wants to indulge in his darkest fantasy. "But," she continues, tracing her finger along his jawline, "we're gonna do this my way. Understand?" Anon nods eagerly, already feeling his cock harden at the thought of being dominated by her. "Good," Cobblestone purrs. "First things first, you're going to eat me out while I shit in your mouth." Anon gulps, trying to hide his excitement. This is more intense than he imagined. But he's ready. He wants this. Cobblestone grins, knowing she has him exactly where she wants him. She climbs off him and begins to undress, slowly, teasingly. Anon watches, mesmerized, as she reveals inch after inch of smooth, creamy skin. Finally, she's down to just her panties. She turns around, bending over to give him a full view of her ass. Anon can see the outline of her pussy through the thin fabric, and his mouth waters in anticipation. Cobblestone reaches back, pulling her panties aside to reveal her glistening slit. She fingers herself for a moment, moaning softly before turning back to face him. "On your knees, pet," she commands, pointing to the floor in front of her. Anon quickly complies, kneeling before her like a good little slave. Cobblestone smirks, pleased with his obedience. "Now, watch closely," she says, positioning herself so that he has a clear view of her asshole. She begins to push, her muscles tightening as she forces out a small, dark log. Anon watches, fascinated and disgusted all at once. This is real. This is really happening. And he loves it. "Okay, now come clean it up," Cobblestone orders, stepping forward so that the shit is inches from his face. Anon looks up at her, then back down at the shit. He takes a deep breath, steeling himself for what's to come. He leans forward, tentatively at first, then with more confidence as he feels Cobblestone's hand on the back of his head, guiding him. He sticks out his tongue, licking up the shit, tasting the salty, earthy flavor. Cobblestone groans in pleasure, feeling his tongue press against her asshole. "That's it, pet," she purrs. "Eat it all up." Anon continues to lick, feeling more turned on than he ever has before. He can feel his cock straining against his pants, begging for release. But not yet. Not until Cobblestone says so. Finally, after what feels like an eternity, Cobblestone steps back, satisfied. Anon sits back on his heels, panting, his face covered in shit. "There, there," Cobblestone says, laughing softly as she wipes a smear of shit from his cheek. "You did good, pet." Anon grins up at her, proud of himself. He can't believe how much he loved that. How much he loves this. "But we're not done yet," Cobblestone says, her voice taking on a stern edge. "Now, you're going to fuck me while I shit in your mouth again." Anon's eyes widen in surprise, but he doesn't hesitate. He stands up, quickly undressing and joining Cobblestone on the bed. She spreads her legs for him, guiding his cock inside her tight, wet pussy. Anon moans, feeling the heat and pressure around him. It's heaven. But it's about to get even better. Cobblestone leans back, pushing out another log as Anon thrusts into her. This time, he's ready. He catches it with his tongue, swallowing it whole. Cobblestone cries out in ecstasy, feeling Anon's tongue pressed against her asshole as he fucks her. This is what she lives for. This is what they both live for. They continue like this, Anon fucking Cobblestone while she shits in his mouth, over and over again. They come together, Cobblestone screaming out Anon's name as he fills her with his hot cum. Finally, spent and satisfied, they collapse onto the bed, covered in sweat and shit and cum. "Wow," Anon breathes, looking up at Cobblestone with awe. "That was… incredible." Cobblestone smiles, tracing her finger along his jawline. "I told you I'd make all your dreams come true, pet." And with that, they drift off to sleep, ready to start all over again tomorrow.

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>>15274731 (OP)
When I made a thread complaining about the wiki and the booru (((they))) moved it to /q/ to kill it
So why were YOU able to make this thread?

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>>15274866
Maybe the jannies didn't spot it yet

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>>15274731 (OP)
1.trolling tactics
2.ts page so tuff
3.history
4.the guy who got 300 4cuck ip's

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>Cobblestone enters the room, looking around to find Anon sitting on his bed.
>me: hey guys
>anon: who are you
>Cobblestone: oppan Gangnam style

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>4.the guy who got 300 4cuck ip's
geg thats turrican

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Trannies
YouTube/Reddit
Hisstory
North/Math

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1. The page about snca
2. Swa
3. Variants
4. Cobblestone

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1. Cuckjeet, Touhou, any oNNN article, Ultimate Doxing Guide, Trolling Tactics, Kiwifarms, Encyclopedia Dramatica, any programming article, Exercise, Nikocado Avocado
2. Pedo and it's subvariants, Swedish Win, Jardy/Shemmy, India, Gemmed Up, and YouTube (a little unfair since I made the initial version of this)
3. Soyfare, SoyNCA, Variants, Soyence
4. I love all of the staff but some staff names that stick out to me are Cobbertstone, Math, SMM, North, Gape, Oopoo, Rabbit, and MarketPliers

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>>15274837
>>15274916
Thanks guys, glad I could do my job well

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>>>15274837
>>>15274916
>Thanks guys, glad I could do my job well

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>>15275093
no thank you, you're the most aryan 'ki janny

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>>15274781
They belong together

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gem thread keep it going

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>>15274997
vro likes everything

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.

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let's here it for the 'ki

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>1.soytan
>2.soytan
>3.soytan
>4.cobblestone

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>>15274971
>>15274796
thanks /soy/GODS

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>>1.soytan
>>2.soytan
>>3.soytan
>>4.cobblestone

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>>15276117
Hi North

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>>15276117
You forgotted me… wtf Norf
>>15274997

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1. Gradingcaust is coal
2. Gradingcaust is coal
3. Gradingcaust is coal
4. Gradingcaust is coal

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>>15276143
Stop leaking over it, it's been ages

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>>15276134
It's kk man you know I is just messin with you

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1. Great soyset
2. None
3. Soystory
4. Nobody

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>>15276166
Ion fw anybaldi

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>>15276149
A bad decision is bad no matter how long it's been and as soon as Cobblestone is gone it will be fixed
The sooner the better, honestly

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>>15276277
Joking about how that chud said he didn't have a favorite staff geg

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>>15274731 (OP)
I will only answer 1. Which is the article for Dubstep since its the only one that I edited

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>>15274731 (OP)
Kill all staff members
Make me owner of everything

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This is the opposite of a metawhining thread what do you call this though

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>>15276456
Metapraising

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troonslop article is coal because phonos just be putting anything there

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1. Great Cuckset
2. Chud template
3. Soystory
4. Most of the staff are retarded autistic namefags, so no one specific.

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>>15276496
Geg yeah

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Idk who or what I like

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(verse 1)
oh i'm a wikicuck
yeah, i'm a wiki cuck
I'm a clitty leaking chudcel wiki janny cuck
I revert all your edits cause they make me leak
the sharty will always be a chud website or something

oh i'm a wikifail
yeah, i'm a wikifail
I project on the most biased website of all time
everything is 'cord, everything is brim
if you're not a chud you don't belong here

Oh I’m a wikicuck,
Yeah, I’m a wiki cuck,
Cheeto dust on my keyboard, I don't clean it up,
no fun allowed, everyone is a pedo
And I call folks "corded" even nikocado.

(Verse 2)
Oh I’m a wikifail,
Yeah, I’m a wikifail,
I rewrite the history to fit my tale,
If I don’t like you, you’re marked a troon,
But my mirror shows a leaking buffoon.

(Bridge)
I claim neutrality, but I’m brimmed with spite,
Reverting your edit at 4 each night,
Permanently online, I’m the lore police,
Malding in my chair, "discord will bleed"

(Chorus)
Oh I’m a janny cuck,
Yeah, I’ve lost my pride,
I label every post β€œbrimstone” and hide
The Amazing Digital Circus will never be a gem or something

(Outro)
So if you see me typing fast and freaky,
I’ve never known joy, and my clitty is leaky,
I’m a wikicuck, and I chose this fate
Gatekeeping sharty culture like a vault gate

>

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1.captain coal
2.scholar
3.SoyNCA
4.none because all of the staff members got assburgers

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>>15276143
The wiki looks more cleaner and less htsm. I transheart the gradingcaust

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>>15277197
Asperger's is Aryan nusoi

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1.a tie between autism and forced memes
2.caca
3.soyspeak
4.idk

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>>15277299
Autism was a genuine trvke>>15277299

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>>15274916
xe updated it recently

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gen go up o algo

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>>15277067
Gemerald

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>>15274731 (OP)
1. Vantared/my mom
2. hitler argentina
3. soyjak variants
4. cobblestone

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>>15277751
Marge on the second one



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