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Cryboy 02/19/26 (Thu) 12:22:52 №15250519 [Quote]

do you ever projectile squirt saliva out of your salivary glands on accident like a weird reptile?

Chud 02/19/26 (Thu) 12:25:51 №15250537 [Quote]

I do that and aim for my penis while jacking off

Chud 02/19/26 (Thu) 12:29:12 №15250564 [Quote]

>>15250537
way to ruin my pg rated thread asshole

Chud 02/19/26 (Thu) 12:29:46 №15250568 [Quote]

happened to me once or twice

Chud 02/19/26 (Thu) 12:29:48 №15250569 [Quote]

>>15250519 (OP)
We all do this sometimes

Chud 02/19/26 (Thu) 12:33:34 №15250588 [Quote]

>>15250564
18+ website

Wewjak 02/19/26 (Thu) 12:34:57 №15250595 [Quote]

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>>15250519 (OP)

Chud 02/19/26 (Thu) 12:35:31 №15250600 [Quote]

>>15250569
sometimes it goes all over my computer and I just sort of leave it there until it solidifies and then scrape it off with my finger nails and eat it because I don't really like the idea of like lipids and proteins leaving my body on a fluke

Chud 02/19/26 (Thu) 12:35:50 №15250601 [Quote]

>>15250588
Yeah but the thread is PG rated.
So you can’t swear and stuff here

Chud 02/19/26 (Thu) 12:37:47 №15250610 [Quote]

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sometimes when i blow my nose air comes out my eye

Chud 02/19/26 (Thu) 12:38:38 №15250616 [Quote]

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Chud 02/19/26 (Thu) 12:39:26 №15250619 [Quote]

>>15250600
You can save this until you have enough to cook into an omelette

Colorjak 02/19/26 (Thu) 12:41:38 №15250635 [Quote]

yeah
i embarrassingly do it a lot, actually

ElPerro 02/19/26 (Thu) 12:43:35 №15250642 [Quote]

dilophosaurus spewing liquid out of its mouth is inaccurate

Chud 02/19/26 (Thu) 12:50:04 №15250670 [Quote]

Chud 02/19/26 (Thu) 12:51:23 №15250677 [Quote]

>>15250642
>muh feathered dinos

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