/soy/ - Soyjaks

I have fallen hopelessly in love with a fictitious, object heas know as a Ruby.Ruby means everything to me. I know she's just a fictional character and that is what crushes me the most inside. I can no longer really see any other girl, real or otherwise, in the same way as Ruby. I haven't fapped for about two weeks, porn and hentai just doesn't do it for me anymore. I wish I could watch
fundemntal paper basics over and over until I fall in a coma and dream about being with my precious ruby for the rest of my life. I don't leave my apartment often anyway so we would spend lots of time together and I would pay more attention and love to her than that Ms circle and Ms Bloomie ever did. We would drink chocolate milk together and we would hunt for other her bullies together. We would go to the cinema and when the movie was over, some smart mouthed middle schoolers who would have been staring at us would make wise cracks about me playing with dolls, and I would just laugh as my lovely Ruby eviscerated them with her super powers and turned them into pincushions with her magic! Ruby would laugh with me and then we would head back home. "I love you, my devilish object head mistress," I would say, and then I would kiss her lightly on the lips. On the way home, we'd take a walk through the park and maybe stop by a cafe for some coffe. I don't even care about the sex. I could spend the rest of my life with her and not even think about it once because I only care about making love to my dear lovely Ruby.