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>NOOOOO YOU PUT TOO MUCH SAUCE ON

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NOOOOO YOU PUT TOO MUCH SAUCE ON

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>*munch* *munch* *munch* *munch* *munch*
>*gulp*
>*munch* Are you-*munch* alright *munch* *munch* Soyak?
>*munch* *munch* *munch* It looks *munch* like your *munch* leaking.
>*munch* Should I call *munch* Soystein? *munch*

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>>15160372
>NOOOOOOOOOOO I'M NOT TAKING MY MEDS DR SOYSTEIN CAN'T MAKE ME TAKE THEM NOOOOOOO YOU PUT TOO MUCH SAUCE ON
>btw I'm a sign now

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That's it. I am sick of you. You want to fight or something? What is your deal? Come to my house. Fuck around and find out. I am a professional bodybuilder/MMA fighter. Come at me bro. My address: 2873 Arlington Ave, Highland Park, IL 60035 USA. Let me know when you get close. I will go outside. Let's sort it out like men.

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>>15160410
>Right….
>(Jeez, It's really that bad)
>Give us a second now Soyak
>Uhhhh
>*Beep*
>Hmmmmm
>*Beep*
>So….
>*Beep*
>How have you been?
>*Beep*
>It's outside -
>*Beep*
>office hours -
>*Beep*
>I don't think -
>*Ding*
<What's wrong this time
>Oh! Dr Soystein, I didn't think you'd-
<Cut the shit Gapejake, what do you want from me
>Right, right… Uh Soyak has been having another one of his episodes again
<Again?! After 4 hour long-BBC session.
<What sort? A code Green wouldn't after his treatment would be-
>It's a code Red
<FUCK. As if my day couldn't get any FUCKING WORSE
>…
<…
>Cursing is b-
<I'm coming right away

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>>15160764
>c-code green…green…soylent…soylent green, GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN ITS GREEN!!!!!!!!
>AND WE ALL KNOW THAT GREEN GLOWS IN THE DARK!!!!!!

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>>15160883
>Soyak, calm down, you're starting to sound like a heckin' chud

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>>15160883
>Yikes…
>I'd hate to be part of that persons polycule…
>You see children, this is what happens when someone starts noticing things

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>DID SOMEONE SAY HOTSAUCE



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