>I got starbies, I got starbies!>*cooooh*>Aahh, just what I needed after working an entire hour on that article for Jacobin.>Woah, what's this lamp for? Never knew they had such things 'round these parts.>*rubs the lamp or however the dineyslop mov

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Chud 02/05/26 (Thu) 21:34:11 №15081783 [Quote]

>I got starbies, I got starbies!
>*cooooh*
>Aahh, just what I needed after working an entire hour on that article for Jacobin.
>Woah, what's this lamp for? Never knew they had such things 'round these parts.
>*rubs the lamp or however the dineyslop movie goes*
<*Chud genie appears*
<Who dareth summon me after a thousand-year-long slumber?
>THIS. IS. FREAKING. AWESOME!! Am I granted three wishes?
<No, you fucking nigger.
^*a glowie appears, apparently from nowhere*
^CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATIONS IMMEDIATELY, MULLET.
^*drops a coupon for a hecking free tattoo on the ground*
>*soys out and grabs the coupon immediately*
^*takes the lamp with him and disappears or however the matrix is escaped*

Soyprano 02/05/26 (Thu) 21:34:28 №15081791 [Quote]

forced coal

Chud 02/05/26 (Thu) 21:35:04 №15081800 [Quote]

Natural gem

Chud 02/05/26 (Thu) 21:35:28 №15081807 [Quote]

Mulletjak is unironically a good variant I don't get why people hate him

Chud 02/05/26 (Thu) 21:35:50 №15081815 [Quote]

>>15081791
back in the day cobson was a 'forced coal', nusoi.

Chud 02/05/26 (Thu) 21:36:38 №15081820 [Quote]

>>15081815
>t. oldfag dysphoria victim

Chudbob 02/05/26 (Thu) 21:37:05 №15081826 [Quote]

>>15081807
its just one obsessed brownoid

Shitjak 02/05/26 (Thu) 21:37:53 №15081832 [Quote]

>>15081807
Everyone hates mulletjak

Chudbob 02/05/26 (Thu) 21:38:15 №15081836 [Quote]

>>15081807
Yeah I agree it’s actually got effort to it and is actually good to use as a jak as people do look like that and do that stuff

Chud 02/05/26 (Thu) 21:40:05 №15081851 [Quote]

>>15081807
Mulletjak retrospective: Why it failed

Chud 02/05/26 (Thu) 21:40:59 №15081863 [Quote]

>>15081807
>>15081791
kys derailers

Chud 02/05/26 (Thu) 21:43:44 №15081903 [Quote]

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>>15081851
>Mulletjak | What Went Wrong?
<56:11

Bernd 02/05/26 (Thu) 21:46:43 №15081941 [Quote]

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>>15081903
>BBC - Rise and fall and rise again
<1:07:42