/soy/ - Soyjaks

The schlongman agency is an agency made for the sole purpose of extracting people's ideas and broadcasting the extracted ideas through notifying mass media production companies and making them produce widely distributed content that contains the ideas which the people will watch and cultivate another idea out of a series of repeating ideas shown in the content, which will make them obsessed over the other idea and give up thinking the first to prevent further innovation, creating the "idea cycle". People are born with different brains that will produce wildly different ideas from each other, and the only people that the agency can barely affect in the cycle are retards, which produce extremely brain shrinking ideas that get caught in the process of idea extraction, causing a net decrease in human intelligence since the extraction method is used. You are a disposable tool in the agency, and you are being offered a simple task, fix this. Prepare for more second hand embarassment.
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I do what I fucking want