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>My bull’s gone sad, I’m wondering why
>I got out of bed at all
>The soylent stains clogs up my window
>And I can’t see at all
>And even if i could
>It’d all be soy
>But your glasses on the wall, it reminds me
>That it’s not so bad
>It’s not so bad… (2x)
<Dear Schwab, i wrote you, but you still ain’t callin
<I left my bugs, my soylent, and my reddit at the bottom
<I sent two letters in Autumn, you must not have got them
<There probably was a problem in the science or somethin’
<Sometimes i take vaccines too nervous when i get jabbed
<But anyways, h*ck it, whats it been up man? Hows your daughter?
<My girlfriend’s pregnant too, my bull’s a father
<Guess what imma call my "daughter?" Imma name her Science
<I read about your resignation, i’m sorry
<I had a friend kill himself over a bull that didnt want him
<I know you probably hear this every day, but i’m your biggest fan
<You could heckin replace my bull, you truly can
<I got a room full of your posters and pictures, man
<I like the shit you did with Fauci too, that was kino, dude
<Anyways i hope you get this man, hit me back
<Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Gape
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holy shit this is good
№14929537[Quote]
up
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>DEAR MR. IM-TOO-GOOD-TO-JAB-OR-CUCK-MY-FANS
>THIS IS THE LAST PACKAGE ILL EVER SEND YOUR ASS!
>IT’S BEEN SIX MONTHS AND STILL NO BULL, I DON’T DESERVE IT?
>I KNOW YOU GOT MY LAST TWO LETTERS, I WROTE THE ADDRESS WITH SOYLENT!
>SO THIS IS THE CASSETTE I’M SENDING YOU, I HOPE YOU CUCK ME
>IN TYRONE’S CAR RIGHT NOW, I’M DOING 90 ON A FREEWAY
>HEY KLAUS, I DRANK A FIFTH OF SOY-BEER, YOU DARE ME TO DRIVE?
>YOU KNOW THE HECKIN SONG BY JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA, "LOVELESS"
>ABOUT THAT GUY WHO COULDVE SAVED THE OTHER GUY FROM DROWNING?
>THIS IS KINDA HOW THIS IS, YOU COULDVE RESCUED ME FROM DROWNING
>NOW ITS TOO LATE, I’M ON A THOUSAND DOWNERS NOW I’M DROWSY
>ALL I EVER WANTED WAS A WORLD ECONOMIC FORUM
>THAT CLEANSED THE WORLD OF DRIVABLE SUBURBS
>I LOVED YOU SCHWAB, WE COULDVE BEEN TOGETHER! NO HOMO THOUGH!
>YOU RUINED IT NOW I HOPE YOU CANT SLEEP AND YOU DREAMED ABOUT IT
>AND WHEN YOU DREAM I HOPE YOU CANT SLEEP AND YOU SCREAM ABOUT IT
>I HOPE YOUR CONSCIENCE EATS YOU AND YOU CANT BREATHE WITHOUT ME
>SEE KLAUS
*gf silently mumbles out of fear*
>SHUT UP WHORE, I MEAN SEX WORKER!
>HEY KLAUS, THATS MY GIRLFRIEND SCREAMING IN THE TRUNK
>BUT I DIDNT SLIT HER THROAT I SHOVED A BBC DILDO, SEE? I AINT LIKE YOU
>CAUSE IF SHE SUFFOCATES SHE’LL SUFFER MORE AND SHE’LL DIE TOO!
>WELL GOTTA GO, I’M ALMOST AT THE BRIDGE NOW
>OH SHIT, I FORGOT, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SEND THIS SHIT OUT?
>ACKKKKKKKKKKK!
>*drowns*
№14929969[Quote]
Holy shit nigga how did i spend 1 hour on this
Let me make the schwab letter now
№14930686[Quote]
geg, how could you tell?
№14930694[Quote]
hodl on ill make this a smv
№14931095[Quote]
What if Eminem got you-know-what
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>>14930694gemmy, post it here after
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go up, I pray that teen is still making that smv
№14931508[Quote]
What if eminem was BLАCKED by Dr. Dre's juicy, massive, breathtaking bibisi?
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>>14929461 (OP)BYEEEEEE I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT TS GEM BESTIE 💀✋
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>>14931519Pinterest immigrants
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>>14931508haha what if or something
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bvmp
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Gem