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quote ples unban mexico it is white and ger. manic

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get in here NQW

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OP here, I'm trans btw

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>>14922397
I didn't say this

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seca

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>SNCA souls again

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>>14922424
we can probably get him to do something SECA if enough people get in chat, he already agreed to debate Diavatalks yesterday

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tell him to AT LEAST play kenshi instead of blakED! souls

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ok

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hes going to play fnac today, give him tips on how to beat the first night

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bumo

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gemmy

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go up

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found it

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bvmperald

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GEM IDEA

we try and debate xim with a SNCA topic like 15 minute cities/notjustbikes geeeeg

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u can babble in whatever accent u like

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voiceGQD on the call, argue against drinking raw milk due to parasites geeeeeeg

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>>14922383 (OP)
geg

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LEAK THE CAT'S IP AND RANGEBAN HIM NOW

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he's playing five nights at cobson's rn saars JOIN IN

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HE IS PLAYING FNAC JOIN UP 'EENS

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>>14922383 (OP)
Anjew

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HES PLAYING FNAC

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HE'S ON FNAC

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GET IN HERE NQW

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XES PLAYING FNAC

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BVMO im trans btw

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>>14924113
'TEENS DO NOT RAID, HE IS GEMMY
<PREDDIT SPACE
SUB TO HIM

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UP

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>5 cobson nights

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goes up

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saar we need IDs

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>I AM INCREDIBLY GRATEFUL FOR SOYJAK

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XES LISTENING TO COBMAN

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HES LISTENING TO COBMAN

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HE'S LISTENING TO COBMAN

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I never listened to this song geg

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>>14924590
nevermind I remember it now

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>>14924590
nusois.

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HE IS LISTENING TO COBMAN

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i trans heart david thoughie im so glad i got here in time for it

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we should make a cobson of andrew

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>>14924614
DO THIS

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>>14924614
DO THIS

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>>14924614
this would be gemmy i will try

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>>14924614
new andrew visser pfp

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Andrew is keyed I like him.

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>>14924614
DO THIS NOWWWW

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SQUIRRELJAK CAN FINALLY SPEAK

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>>14924672
im the OG squirreljak, the grey is obssesed with mi nigga
squirrel

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>>14924678
nigga thats nuts

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>>14924678
red squirrels will always mog greycux

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>>14924678
WHEN WILL YOU EXPAND YOUR VOCABULARY

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BUMP

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>>14924697
i dont know nigga
squirrel

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saars im making the cobson visser, how could you tell?

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>>14924714
sentient

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>>14924714
Progress update?

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>>14924714
>>14924758
working on my own version too

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Cobson and feral as Andrew and Ares, work in progress

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>>14924758
coloring it right now

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>>14924816
geg or something

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>>14924816
what are those spots on cobson's nose and above his lip

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>>14924697
negated

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nusois still dont know how to play fnac or something

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>>14924858
>negating something thats already negated

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>>14924849
part of the wool hat PNG I hadn't erased yet

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marge who is xe and what are we doing

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>>14924918
its a chuddy streamer and we are introducing xim to soy kulchur, do wholesomerino thangs on da vc

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>>14924918
He's an Aryan streamer with like 100 YouTube subs and he does StreamYard. He is aware his fans are chuddy and thinks we're funny.

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should i draw the cat?

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>>14924945
make it catjak

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>>14924918
chuddy streamer who even made references to the great replacement when talking about the red and grey squirreljaks and how the grey squirreljaks want sharia law
he played fnac and I gave him some tips on how to beat it aswell as playing 6ixthrembo
he might actually continue streaming because of us since we are giving him boosts in viewership

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>>14924953
we played david thoughie not 6ixthrembo

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>>14924953
He listened to 6ixϪhembo? I can't believe I missed that.

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>>14924967
damm, but we will eventually get him to listen to 6ixthrembo since he knows about it

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fuck i need a picture of his cat does anyone know what breed the cat is?

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>>14924977
siamese i think

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upperino

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>Red squirrel kicked

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red squirrels is winnered NIGGA
squirrel

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>red squirrels is winnered NIGGA

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>>14925044
mindbroken by redGQDS

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should we get xim to watch verion's sharty berg video

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>who is cobson?

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>>14925061
GEMERALD THAT SAVED THE SHARTY

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>>14925061
Rare Gigachad

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>>14925061
sneed it to andrewCHAD

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>>14925061
Somephono add this to his page on the 'ki.

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should we get xim to watch veiron's iceberg video

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HE SAW THE PICTURE GEM

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>>14925085
if he watches it, we'll have vcGODS to snopes check everything said and give context

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We need to get Andrew to review all the main variants and pick his favorite.

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>>14925123
tell him IAS qualifications, then ask him if vlodshit is a real soyjak

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did somepheno record xim listening to david thoughie, if not go back and record it pretty please

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first time we raided this guy 'teens all started spamming nigger on his stream and he was telling us how we're all unfunny incels
how did we regain his trust since then? marge?

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HE'S DOING THE TIERLIST

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>>14925177
he differentiated between the ones spamming nigger to be edgy and the ones who actually wanted to hang out

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SOYJAK TIERLIST

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>>14924930
>>14924923
>>14924953

holy margerald thanks, VOD for FNAC?
I will put on my wholesomejak face

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>>14925191
Nevermind he wants to watch the iceberg video first, not today though, how could you tell?

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IDK HOW TO CREATE A WIKI ACCOUNT

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>>14925203
you dont have to geg

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>>14925213
I do to upload images on it

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>>14922432
the diavatalks thing will be on friday right? if he really does it, and everything else he said he'd do, tomorrow's gonna be a good stream geg

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>>14925246
he said he's busy tomorrow but he might be able to

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he thinks we made 'plier famous geg

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>>14925277
He said he'll start streaming at 3pm or 4pm PST.

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>>14925246
this will be the biggest gem of 2026 o algo

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>did you guys make markiplier famous?

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>>14925285
he's gonna be really confused when he watches the lore videos geg

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bluddy swapped back onto blakED! souls.

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i guess the end goal is getting him to unironically browse the sharty right?

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Andrew will now be the face of the sharty

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>>14925311
the end goal is to make him the wholesome frontend of the sharty

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>>14925311
also to help him become a big streamer

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>>14925311
we should also try to get him a bunch of subs, he asked just now if we're going to make him as famous as markiplier and it made me actually want to try it geg
imagine if 'teens could singlehandedly prop up a new e-celeb, that would be gemmy

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we need an ID'd thread saars

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>>14925340
TSMT, I want to do this.

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>crystal magic!
>the DLC's dark magic!

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this is the only good thread on the 'log right now

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>>14925340
>apparently the sharty has almost 40 million users

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>>14925340
I think he could be a good streamer honestly, like reacting to videos and the news and stuff. the dark souls is a little SNCA but he has the right personality/energy to stream.

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>>14925352
Truthnuke

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>>14925352
falsenvke

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>>14925357
he just needs to learn to give what his audience wants sometimes

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>>14925357
he needs to differentiate himself from other steamers.

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>>14925384
He already is different.

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make him post on /jak/

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someone tell him to update his subscriber goal from 100 to like 200 or something

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We should teach him about Thrembo.

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>>14925466
nigga might actually believe thrembo is a real number

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Literal who

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give him the /jak/ link, dont send him the /soy/ link.

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finished my 'jak, not as gemmy as >>14925061 but I think it's decent

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>>14925513
gemerald

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>>14925513
Make the mexican brown with hair

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>>14925538
whoops accidental sage

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>>14925061
should i make him have a full body

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>>14925649
if you want but I don't think its really necessary

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>>14925649
Yes but give him a strong and healthy body.

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>>14925654
just for the gegs

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does the sharty vc not work for anyone else

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>kwaylog
GEG



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