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quote ples unban mexico it is white and ger. manic

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Hello fellow 'teens! I am a time traveller but cannot tell you what year I come from as it will disrupt the timeline. I want to send you a message into the past as a warning. In my times Ongzellig is seen as IAS and an absolute sharty classic culture gem. Therefore I apologise if I am posting in the wrong board for your times. I have come to warn you to NEVER EVER EVER watch Deel Ϫ! Do not ever watch it! I will warn of what happened and what I saw to prevent others from making my mistake:

>Summer

>Spergy 17 year old me browsing the 'arty (now occupied by 'p spammers and full of the most brimstone shit imaginable
>See some 'cord namefag making a thread: DEEL Ϫ NOGZELLIG OUT NOW
>Only thing inside was an archive today link
>I was surprised by the misspelling and random nature of this, but I was intrigued
>I let my curiosity get the better of me and watch it. This was the biggest mistake I ever made.
>Instantly, I am flashed by a logo of Studio Massa, except he is hanging like troonela. A very loud "ACK!" sound taken from some actual hanging video plays
>The second logo that appeared on screen was for a company called "LESOTHO INDUSTRIAL COAL MINING PRODUCTIONS INC"
>Creeped out I decide to continue watching
>The usual trio is sitting in school
>Suddenly they are all violently beaten to death by a masked character who's face is not visible, this lasts for 15 minutes as they are violently beaten and blood sprays everywhere
>Horrified, I try to get a good look at the character
>He takes off his mask and stares at the camera, suddenly jumpscaring me as the entire screen fills with his face
It's literally fucking poopson staring at me
>extremely loud earrape audio plays as I try to close my computer, but it won't shut off
>I eventually unplug it and everything stops

I'm sitting on my bed on my phone panicking as I type this. I have no idea how to process seeing poopson and I'm afraid of going on the sharty to see what unimaginable damage Deel Ϫ has done. I don't know if Soyjak Party even exists and if it didn't suddenly shut down after that was posted. What the faucci do I do?

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bumping this shitty bait from two years ago all the way to the top of the log before i go back to jerking ogg

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deel Ϫ won doe

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>>14910204 (OP)
Kys

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Seen it all before

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NAS award

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sipot vivaldi caaa abald

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Ongezellig is brimstone and has no place being in the sharty

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Skit nocordi warws abot

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