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quote ples unban mexico it is white and ger. manic

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be 2026
sharty still recovering from froot's great purge
/mlp/ got nuked harder than /fur/ back in '23
pony posters banned for life just for breathing horse
mfw bronies still lurk /soy/ like ghosts
thread pops up: "MLP general - friendship is magic edition"
immediately 404'd by jannies
but the damage is done
anons start posting ponyjaks
one edit: cobson with rainbow dash mane screaming "IT'S OVER"
another: mulletjak as fluttershy "please be gentle"
chudjak in ponyville getting ratio'd by pastel horses
suddenly thread hits bump limit
half the replies: "horsefucker detected opinion discarded"
other half: "pony was always gem, you zoomer dust chuds wouldn't get it"
one anon posts greentext fanfic: "be chudjak, wake up in equestria, applejack steps on me, based"
gets 200 (you)s before janny sweep
realize the truth
MLP isn't just for little girls anymore
it's the ultimate psyop to turn men into trannies
or wait… is it the last bastion of pure sovl against AI slop cobson?
tfw bronies were right all along
or tfw they're the original discord troons
post your strongest ponyjak or admit you're ngmi
soyteens…
my little pony = eternal brimstone horse coal or hidden gem of the soysphere?
reply with edits or seethe in silence

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>be 2026
>sharty still recovering from froot's great purge
>/mlp/ got nuked harder than /fur/ back in '23
>pony posters banned for life just for breathing horse
>mfw bronies still lurk /soy/ like ghosts
>thread pops up: "MLP general - friendship is magic edition"
>immediately 404'd by jannies
>but the damage is done
>anons start posting ponyjaks
>one edit: cobson with rainbow dash mane screaming "IT'S OVER"
>another: mulletjak as fluttershy "please be gentle"
>chudjak in ponyville getting ratio'd by pastel horses
>suddenly thread hits bump limit
>half the replies: "horsefucker detected opinion discarded"
>other half: "pony was always gem, you zoomer dust chuds wouldn't get it"
>one anon posts greentext fanfic: "be chudjak, wake up in equestria, applejack steps on me, based"
>gets 200 (you)s before janny sweep
>realize the truth
>MLP isn't just for little girls anymore
>it's the ultimate psyop to turn men into trannies
>or wait… is it the last bastion of pure sovl against AI slop cobson?
>tfw bronies were right all along
>or tfw they're the original discord troons
>post your strongest ponyjak or admit you're ngmi
>soyteens…
>my little pony = eternal brimstone horse coal or hidden gem of the soysphere?
>reply with edits or seethe in silence

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gemini ahh whitetext

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shit literally no one cares bout

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