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Chud 01/21/26 (Wed) 07:43:13 №14903877 [Quote]

be me
finally ascend from nojak balding hell
decide to go full nu-nu-male redemption arc
grow out the sides, keep top short… wait no
grow the back long af
perfect mullet acquired
mirror.jpg
staring at based chad in reflection
tfw party in the back business in the front
hit the bar looking like prime Tylerjak
order matcha latte ironically (very based)
girl with septum piercing walks up
"sick mullet bro, you listen to Mac DeMarco?"
yes.jpg (I don't but nod anyway)
she invites me to her "lofi chill" house show
arrive
everyone has mullets or manbuns
one dude has mullet + beard + flannel + septum
realize it's a mulletjak convention
suddenly everyone pointing at me
"two mulletjaks pointing"
they start chanting "NU-MALE! NU-MALE!"
mfw I'm the ultimate soyjak now
try to escape
trip over craft IPA case
faceplant into pile of matcha powder
wake up next day
haircut appointment booked
barber: "so just a regular fade?"
yes king… shave it all
back to nojak
mfw mullet was the real coal all along
post Cobson instead
change my mind soyteens
mulletjak = gemerald or eternal brimstone?

Chud 01/21/26 (Wed) 07:44:31 №14903890 [Quote]

ai coal

Chud 01/21/26 (Wed) 07:44:38 №14903892 [Quote]

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test

Chud 01/21/26 (Wed) 07:45:30 №14903901 [Quote]

1 trillion terabytes of p e,bedded in every file in this thread

Chud 01/21/26 (Wed) 07:47:12 №14903909 [Quote]

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>be me
>finally ascend from nojak balding hell
>decide to go full nu-nu-male redemption arc
>grow out the sides, keep top short… wait no
>grow the back long af
>perfect mullet acquired
>mirror.jpg
>staring at based chad in reflection
>tfw party in the back business in the front
>hit the bar looking like prime Tylerjak
>order matcha latte ironically (very based)
>girl with septum piercing walks up
>"sick mullet bro, you listen to Mac DeMarco?"
>yes.jpg (I don't but nod anyway)
>she invites me to her "lofi chill" house show
>arrive
>everyone has mullets or manbuns
>one dude has mullet + beard + flannel + septum
>realize it's a mulletjak convention
>suddenly everyone pointing at me
>"two mulletjaks pointing"
>they start chanting "NU-MALE! NU-MALE!"
>mfw I'm the ultimate soyjak now
>try to escape
>trip over craft IPA case
>faceplant into pile of matcha powder
>wake up next day
>haircut appointment booked
>barber: "so just a regular fade?"
>yes king… shave it all
>back to nojak
>mfw mullet was the real coal all along
>post Cobson instead
>change my mind soyteens
>mulletjak = gemerald or eternal brimstone?