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quote ples unban mexico it is white and ger. manic

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 14892349[Quote]

>Pornographic content is banned sitewide. The only exception is ‘cado coinslot.
>BBC/BNWO spam is banned. Spadeson is fine but ONLY when used for Soyquotes or jokes and not actual racebait
>’Soypadding’ (NAS with a ‘Jak, frog, etc attached as the second image) results in thread deletion on /soy/
>Thread creators have the option to make a ‘Chudded Thread’ where all namerolls are locked to Chud, for serious threads or to avoid derailment
>Get a few more euro hour Mediators to help the issue of MPA droughts during Ned Digger Hours
>Add /caca/ and /giga5/ to the header to boost PPH
>Add optional ‘Party Buddies’ (Basically in-site Shimejis of different Jaks) for fun, they’d just walk around your window and occasionally Soyquote a post you just made or do a little animation (Pushups for Impjak, Gangnam Style for Cobson, etc.)

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fucking rulecucked

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'gated

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>>14892357
>NOOOOO LET ME HOP VPN SERVERS AND SPAM COBSON BBC EDITS
kill yourself

 14892374[Quote]

Ban femjaks

 14892375[Quote]

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NOOOOO LET ME HOP VPN SERVERS AND SPAM COBSON BBC EDITS

 14892376[Quote]

Ban vlodson
Make the website 18+
Restore quality headers on the ki
Resign immediately

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>>14892376
Insane how these small changes would make the quality of life better

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>Ban vlodson
>Make the website 18+
>Restore quality headers on the ki
>Resign immediately
You're the next admin

 14892414[Quote]

replace literally every tranitor
NAS allowed on /soy/, but not /qa/ tier troonslop
NSFW allowed on /soy/ but only if it's meant to shock or is relevant to a raid or something, actual goonerslop and porn dumps remain forbidden
essentially turn /soy/ into the sharty's /b/, but better than the 'cuck's /b/ ever was
"nusoi" and "newfag" filtered to "newGOD", oldtroon worship gets you publicly humiliated for being a homosexual, HTSM banned, raid threads involving shilling the site stickied whenever posted to encourage site growth
demoralizing raid threads becomes 'nishable
rule 2 hidden (not removed) so pedos are less likely to try blending in and more likely to get themselves 'nished, and 'teens stop calling everything pedophilia in an attempt to get it banned
blackmail splintercucks into selling their sites to me then unite the soysphere under one banner. murder the owner of the nujarty irl.
create daily q&a threads on /q/ that 'teens can ask questions and make suggestions in
post the soytan scat copypasta in the current sticky
change the site's favicon back to impish

 14892419[Quote]

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>Pornographic content is allowed sitewide. The only exception is ‘cado coinslot.
>BBC/BNWO spam is allowed. Spadeson is bad but ONLY when used for Soyquotes or jokes and not actual racebait
>’Soypadding’ (NAS with a ‘Jak, frog, etc attached as the second image) results in thread pinning on /soy/
>Thread creators have the option to make a ‘Trans Thread’ where all namerolls are locked to Alicia, for serious threads or to avoid biggotry
>Add /caca/ and /giga5/ to the header to boost PPH
>Add optional ‘Party Buddies’ (Basically in-site Shimejis of different Jaks) for fun, they’d just walk around your window and occasionally Soyquote a post you just made or do a little animation (Pushups for Impjak, Gangnam Style for Cobson, etc.) im super autistic btw

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>>14892403
how fuggen jerdee

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>>14892349 (OP)
I would bury the light

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>>14892414
You would be worst then Quote

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>>14892424
worse I hate my typo life

 14892427[Quote]

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>Ban vlodson
>Make the website 18+
>Restore quality headers on the ki
>Resign immediately

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>>14892424
you're just leaking because you'd be the first one in the camps

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>>14892420
I'm saying that in a positive manner
Temp admin who would make a couple quick fixes and resign quickly after is a good thing

 14892437[Quote]

Retire and give it back to Doll

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>>14892437
I'd do this too

 14892440[Quote]

>>14892349 (OP)
1. change UI of website completely, all boards would have unique icons and stuff
2. give well trusted people dev roles
3. kill namefagging spherewide with exception of identifying staff or influential artists (namefagging license basically)
4. never make any public appearances
5. separate sharty into independent board sectors each with their own admin
6. remove low PPD boards or merge them
7. admins will be chosen from board jannies and will be chosen from the ones who do it for free the most
8. promote doll back
9. poke OC artists with a stick to make more gems
10. more gamenights, there'll be a general gaming board like /v/ but for sharty gamenights where people can suggest games to play
11. relax the rules but add a very important one, no being an annoying faggot, being an annoying faggot is a permanenet hardware ban

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>>14892437
the second best idea in this thread

 14892446[Quote]

>>14892440
I agree with all of this especially chance 8, current booru janny is a Muslim and that is unacceptable

 14892447[Quote]

Rename it to soyzellig.st and force every thread and reply to be IAZ

 14892452[Quote]

>>14892440
>you need a loicence for that name!
fuck off

 14892453[Quote]

why are there so many dollists

 14892455[Quote]

>>14892452
if you want names go back to preddit

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>>14892453
kuz and doll were the only admins ever that knew what they were doing and kuz was a pedo so nobody's going to choose him

 14892463[Quote]

>>14892455
reddit won

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>>14892460
>le abdl or something

 14892466[Quote]

>>14892452
>NOOO I NEED MUH HECKIN EDADDIES TO WORSHIP LIKE MUH 4CUCK TRIPNIGGERS AND JANNYCORDS
Perish and die
>>14892453
Despite his faults he’s an all around good guy and actually listened to the soymmunity, and even his unpopular changes were clearly made with gemmy intent

 14892468[Quote]

dollcord woke up dni

 14892469[Quote]

>>14892468
MAKE DOLL ADMIN AGAIN

 14892473[Quote]

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>>>14892460 (You)
>>le abdl or something

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 14892478[Quote]

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>banning everything you dont like
this is why you nusois arent the admin and i am

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>>14892460
kuz wasnt a pedo but youre not ready for that conversation

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>>>14892460
>kuz wasnt a pedo but youre not ready for that conversation

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>>banning everything you dont like
>this is why you nusois arent the admin and i am

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Ban EVERYTHANG dat makez mah clitty leak

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>>14892460
kuz wasnt a pedo but youre not ready for that conversation

 14892491[Quote]

>>14892479
I actually don't think he was either but there's no use arguing it so I just accept it at this point. doesn't really matter either way because I still dislike him for being an obsessed LARPing faggot.

 14892493[Quote]

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>I don't think he was a pedo, I'm just a brainless sheep nusoi and I use the word "pedo" for defamation

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>>14892493
defaming people as pedophiles is keyed
also you posted 'zellig so you actually are a pedo geg

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>>14892440
also I think I'd add a gorillion easter eggs and secret pages

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add 1000 secret email field commands and dont tell any phonos

 14892520[Quote]

>>14892517
kys quote

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>>14892517
this already exists, there's actually a backdoor into quote's admin account if you look hard enough

 14892527[Quote]

>>14892520
What's up nusoicaca
252.9.130.258

 14892532[Quote]

leak everyones ip
ddos every other splinter/related site to this website
sell all the info to the feds
shut it down

 14892533[Quote]

>>14892527
>258
Failerald

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>>14892532
quote already did all of these things

 14892540[Quote]

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>>14892487
itoddler BTFO

 14892544[Quote]

Make custom emojis and make them unlockable. You wouldn't have to do anything, just don't get banned and over time you get more to use. No idea how long it should take, it would depend on how often the average person gets banned.

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 14892551[Quote]

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>Pornographic content is allowed on /pol/. 'cado coinslot is banned sitewide.

 14892553[Quote]

>>14892540
Reported for self inserting

 14892558[Quote]

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>leak everyones ip
>ddos every other splinter/related site to this website
>sell all the info to the feds
>shut it down
>Ban femjaks
>Ban vlodson
>Make the website 18+
>Restore quality headers on the ki
>Resign immediately
>replace literally every tranitor
>NAS allowed on /soy/, but not /qa/ tier troonslop
>NSFW allowed on /soy/ but only if it's meant to shock or is relevant to a raid or something, actual goonerslop and porn dumps remain forbidden
>essentially turn /soy/ into the sharty's /b/, but better than the 'cuck's /b/ ever was
>"nusoi" and "newfag" filtered to "newGOD", oldtroon worship gets you publicly humiliated for being a homosexual, HTSM banned, raid threads involving shilling the site stickied whenever posted to encourage site growth
>demoralizing raid threads becomes 'nishable
>rule 2 hidden (not removed) so pedos are less likely to try blending in and more likely to get themselves 'nished, and 'teens stop calling everything pedophilia in an attempt to get it banned
>blackmail splintercucks into selling their sites to me then unite the soysphere under one banner. murder the owner of the nujarty irl.
>create daily q&a threads on /q/ that 'teens can ask questions and make suggestions in
>post the soytan scat copypasta in the current sticky
>change the site's favicon back to impish
>Retire and give it back to Doll
>1. change UI of website completely, all boards would have unique icons and stuff
>2. give well trusted people dev roles
>3. kill namefagging spherewide with exception of identifying staff or influential artists (namefagging license basically)
>4. never make any public appearances
>5. separate sharty into independent board sectors each with their own admin
>6. remove low PPD boards or merge them
>7. admins will be chosen from board jannies and will be chosen from the ones who do it for free the most
>8. promote doll back
>9. poke OC artists with a stick to make more gems
>10. more gamenights, there'll be a general gaming board like /v/ but for sharty gamenights where people can suggest games to play
>11. relax the rules but add a very important one, no being an annoying faggot, being an annoying faggot is a permanenet hardware ban
>Rename it to soyzellig.st and force every thread and reply to be IAZ

 14892559[Quote]

>>14892553
itt we ban everyone for this rule

 14892563[Quote]

>>14892558
>replace literally every tranitor
>NAS allowed on /soy/, but not /qa/ tier troonslop
>NSFW allowed on /soy/ but only if it's meant to shock or is relevant to a raid or something, actual goonerslop and porn dumps remain forbidden
>essentially turn /soy/ into the sharty's /b/, but better than the 'cuck's /b/ ever was
>"nusoi" and "newfag" filtered to "newGOD", oldtroon worship gets you publicly humiliated for being a homosexual, HTSM banned, raid threads involving shilling the site stickied whenever posted to encourage site growth
>demoralizing raid threads becomes 'nishable
>rule 2 hidden (not removed) so pedos are less likely to try blending in and more likely to get themselves 'nished, and 'teens stop calling everything pedophilia in an attempt to get it banned
>blackmail splintercucks into selling their sites to me then unite the soysphere under one banner. murder the owner of the nujarty irl.
>create daily q&a threads on /q/ that 'teens can ask questions and make suggestions in
>post the soytan scat copypasta in the current sticky
>change the site's favicon back to impish
>Retire and give it back to Doll
these are keyed

 14892564[Quote]

>>14892475
Give him the keys to the kingdom

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>>>14892349 (OP)
>1. change UI of website completely, all boards would have unique icons and stuff
>2. give well trusted people dev roles
>3. kill namefagging spherewide with exception of identifying staff or influential artists (namefagging license basically)
>4. never make any public appearances
>5. separate sharty into independent board sectors each with their own admin
>6. remove low PPD boards or merge them
>7. admins will be chosen from board jannies and will be chosen from the ones who do it for free the most
>8. promote doll back
>9. poke OC artists with a stick to make more gems
>10. more gamenights, there'll be a general gaming board like /v/ but for sharty gamenights where people can suggest games to play
>11. relax the rules but add a very important one, no being an annoying faggot, being an annoying faggot is a permanenet hardware ban

 14892576[Quote]

unban literally everything and let chaos ensue

 14892578[Quote]

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>unban literally everything and let chaos ensue

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>>14892576
quote do this

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>>14892576
'p and 'o (the other meaning) wipes the 'log within minutes

 14892628[Quote]

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Ban gems
Ban bait
Ban everything I don't like
Ban everything I like
Ban everything I'm ambivalent towards
Ban posting
Ban having fun

 14892637[Quote]

>space station 13 is mandatory and you are banned if dont play it

 14892641[Quote]

Rangeadmin Somalia

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>>14892414
banned for hidden rule 88

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>>14892637
sharty reduces to -6 pph

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Make weird penis the mascot
<arrow

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>>14892658
this would literally be so gemmy, I don't know why quote doesn't just give me the site for free at this point

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 14892673[Quote]

make a day where we unban everything besides illegal content and see what happens

 14892696[Quote]

>>14892673
sentient

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>>14892673
we did that already
the 'log got filled with scat/fart and loli furry porn.

 14892701[Quote]

>>14892697
really indicative of the character of this site's userbase

 14892708[Quote]

>delete /an/, /asp/, /v/, /sude/, /x/
>change /r9k/ into something le unique, like self help or something
>only IAS allowed in soy
>no namefagging and furries allowed for a period of time in /qa/ or anywhere else. just to see what would happen.
>no namerole
>promote raids
>add /caca/ and /giga5/ to the header
>something like the purge, where you can post anything besides illegal content for a day and any board
>make /gem/ better and not some namefagging shithole

 14892729[Quote]

>unban dnb and Turkey
That's it

 14892745[Quote]

>>14892662
incraeses to 67 billion pph acually

 14892754[Quote]

>Rangeban South America
>Rangeban every North American nation except for Canada
>Rangeban all of Asia except Taiwan and Lebanon
>Rangeban Pacificmutts
>Rangeban Africa
>Rangeban Turkey, Albania, Montenegro, Spain, Estonia, Hungary, and Slovakia

 14892762[Quote]

>>14892754
/pol/cuck spotted

 14892767[Quote]

>>14892349 (OP)
>make threads have view counts like le plebbit so my satisfaction or leakage over numbers on a screen can be amplified

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>>14892762
Bait reply doe

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>>14892754
no pleese saar dont range ban me saar i only edit jaks on 3dgifmaker saar

 14892799[Quote]

when someone posts oc everyone has to call it a gem

 14892941[Quote]

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RULECUCK THE SITE TO DEATH AND THEN SHUT IT DOWN

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>>14892754
Do this quote we only need countries with a bunch of niggers posting

 14892982[Quote]

Reduce boards to /soy/,/q/,/qa/,/a/,/mtv/,/pol/,/x/,/r9k/,/tech/
all the other boards are literally dead and/or useless

 14893000[Quote]

>>14892982
Bring back /nate/ and /soy2/

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>>14893000
kys stop adding bloat to the site

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>>14893022
/soy2/ was good doe

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>>14893089
nigga how

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>>14892708
namefagging was disabled on /gem/ a long ago doe



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