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quote ples unban mexico it is white and ger. manic

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What kind of secrets are you harbouring

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i killed 18 people at the age of 14

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Pop

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>>14890833
if i keep talking the jannies will put me behind bars

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>>14890828
>heh i committed tax fraud!
>erm… i did a lot of warcrimes
>i did arson!

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>>14890852
Even though it was all accidental and not inherently my fault

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>What kind of secrets are you harbouring

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>>14890862
>erm… i didnt mean to kill those 20 kids!
>jschallgnigger did warcrimes in 1999

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>>14890884
hes making fun of troon humor

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I masturbate 2 times a day even though I need to stop because I don't want to permanently be a gooner

It's not even porn whatsoever much less any degenerate shit, just SNCA

JANNIES, ARE YOU PUTTING THIS IN MY NOTES?

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>>14890862
nigg awhat did you do

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There was a lolicon at my school and I bullied him away from liking Touhou with Soyjaks

I ALSO called him a pedophile during graduation practice and when the principle was yelling at me I was zoning out because I was thinking about Rot's videos that I was watching during the practice

#TouhouSuccesfullyGatekept #Touhou13IsAryanKinoAndIfYouDisagreeYoureANigger #ShartyWon #CobbertWABAG #KliksjakWABAG #DylanjakWABAG #ByakurenWasAryanFirst #Touhou12IsGooderThan13 #SoyjakPartyWon

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>>14890962
Aryan behavior

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>>14890962
Aryan GOD

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>>14890962
SpergDEITY

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>>14890970

Kneel to your queen stupid faggot

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>>14890962
What kind of retarded turbo autistic shit is this story

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>>14890825 (OP)
I have none ^w^

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>>14890852
heh i committed tax fraud!
erm… i did a lot of warcrimes
i did arson!

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im not racist

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i killed niggers in congo

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im not gonna tell you but its something that im genuinely 99% sure at least half of nusois have done it before so its snca

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>>14890973
Rot if you're reading this thread Hi I love your videos man your the best

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>>14890977
kys burger nigger

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I'm a black, queer, autistic furry! OwO

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>>14891010
Hello
I appreciate it

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>>14891021
inb4 colorlee

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>>14891022
your the goat rot

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>>14891022
better than black nigger shitskin cobson talks

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>>14890973
I'm not autistic you have to be very smart to beat Touhou 9 I made Eiki my bitch just like John Romero! and oreos

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>>14891026
What does that mean…. -m-

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>>14891054
If you respond to this with Ms. Circle youare a didyblud

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>>14890921
Speaking of which, if any jannies are reading this, do you still have notes on this IP or did they get cleared or something? I recently got unbanned after being falsely accused of ban evading, and that was after submitting like 4 appeals that all got rejected without reasoning.
>flood

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>>14891009
its probably not half but around 30% of nusois now that i think about it

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>harbouring
you're getting arrested for posting on the shardee britbQng

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>>14891073
just say it fuggen jerdee

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>>14891086
Do this

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Her smile is so fucking hot

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>>14891088
no i don want that shit on my notes mane

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if I told you, it wouldn't be a secret

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>You're bridish or somethin evendoe burgerland is the only country that spells it as harboring

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>>14891106
kys obsessed faggot

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>>14891092
oh 'teens like please just put me out of my misery already

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>>14890825 (OP)
[redacted] And I don't even feel bad about it because it's as real as can be.

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>eat yourself you obsessed uhhhhhhhh I forgot the rest

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>>14890976
I should elaborate, I am a Touhou fan, I discovered Touhou accidently because I used to harass randomphonos in the Doom community and I ended up really liking the music and story and characters are funny. In high school there was this loli gooner at my school, everyone knew he was into lolis and shit, but people were still friends with him, I saw on his Instacuck story that he was posted like Kaguya and shit. So I spammed him with game art Touhou grils and Soyjaks asking him questions like

>What if Shou Torumaru and Shotjak met? What would there interaction be like?


Also, with every Insta DM, I would send him 10 soyjaks so the messages became unreadable. Within 3 days, he removed ALL touhou shit from his Instagram.

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>>14891116
kys obsessed faggot

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^I jerk off to skibidi toilet HIS SMILE IS SO FUCKING HOT… thr voices are getting louder help me GOD i wanna put it insid that toilet and MAKE HIM BEG

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>>14891118
SHITSKIN

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>>14891129
are you from qatar

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>>14891118
Also, plain soyjaks from the soyjak wiki because I was too scared to use Soybooru

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>>14891129
being the autistic loser to her toiletpussy

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wait can you post zellig toilet here since it's sarty cultur related like 'cado

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that i made this website and someone else took credit for it

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>>14891118
spergARYAN

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>>14891118
you made a reppey like this before already neutralplier

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>>14891137
same geg, I still check images I download with steg unhide

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>>14891118
Incredible

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>>14891106
>>14891116
Kill yourself obsessed faggot

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>Kill yourself obsessed obession obsessised

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I have a blood kink and have jerked off to many of my ex’s cutting themselves infront of me

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>>14891166
This is the only confession I have so in confessions threads I confess this

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>>14891187
ok nigga

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>Gooning to blood

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i'm employed

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It has almost been 7 years since I could last be myself, and it's really starting to hurt in that deep, inescapable way. It's such a small and stupid thing, but also so profound.

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gooned to this btw

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>>14891211
there’s nothing wrong with it

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If I told you they wouldn't be secrets, but several

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>>14891187
how are you attracted to fucking blood?

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I genuinely jerked off to the fnf jartycuck soyjak as a joke. I stared at it while jerking off.

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>>14891187
You shouldn't think about it as a "kink," you went through some weird messed-up stuff with a person you were sexually attracted to and there was some transferrence. That doesn't mean you are inherently into that. You might want to lean out instead of lean in

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gem

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>>14891320
Never thought of it that way damn

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My dad once told me I looked like a girl

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>>14891349
tranny fantasy

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>>14891349
Xhe was probably trying to help you in some way to correct a retarded awkward moment in your presentation and development. It's actually good when parents do this instead of letting their kids look like retarded spergy troons

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>>14891359
Granted I think he was half joking, and I know he hates my long hair so he probably was just trying to push me to get it cut
>>14891366
Eh, close enough

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>>14891393
long hair vvon

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when I was very young i swallowed some coins

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I goon to BBC

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>>14891408
PicaCHAD

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>when I was very young i swallowed some coins

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One time I peed on my mom when she was sleeping

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>>14891442
One of the more messed up ones on here if you weren't like 4 years old

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I killed John F. Kennedy

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I turn 30 in april. I am a neet. I have some type of autism but have been masking my whole life and have just started to reach burnout I haven't worked in a year

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>>14891544
Stay strong oldGOD I believe in you

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>>14891576
I don't think I am going to be okay.

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>>14891583
You aren't a 4chan/Reddit staff/volunteer, so that's always something positive to think about.

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>>14891583
Regardless, you must carry on.

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I sent my teacher a love letter and xhe reported me

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>>14892206
how old were you?

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>>14892209
27
I wish I had known about limerance before this - it basically makes you act like a retard. If you feel extremely in love with someone who you know doesn’t love you back, then get the hell out of there before you do something you’ll regret. When you leave and fill your mind with other things, the obsession goes away

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i eat paper

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I gooned to soytan once

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>>14892338
>once
Geg, nusois don't even goon to soytan 4 times every day jsid

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>>14892243
Waifufags need to learn this lesson. Infatuation, lust, and delusion. All retard fuel, especially when they get together and gas each other up.

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