/soy/ - Soyjaks

Today I’m finna teach you how to talk like nigras n sheeit.

1. DICTION
Nigger accents are not articulate, so make sure to speak less carefully and to slur your words.

Example:
What is that foid talking about? -> Wtf dis hoe talmbout? Another way this sentence can go is “Wtf shawty be talmbout?" Shawty is also a very funny word because it sounds like Sharty, which is where the soyjacques are o algo.

“Finna” also replaces “gonna” especially in the South. “Gonna” is often shortened to “Gon” pronounced with a nasal vowel in quick speech.
“I’m gon get you, whiteboy!” -> “/aːm gõ̃ gɛt͡ʃʊ waʔbɔɪ/“
Whiteboy is pitch accented to the second syllable in this case.

2. DOUBLE NEGATIVES
Double negatives are common across many languages, but are most common in English through Niggerbabble.

Example:
“I didn’t see anything” -> “I ain’t see nothin”
Or “The police will never catch me” -> “12 ain’t neva gon catch me”

3. THE HABITUAL “BE”
The Habitual Be marks the habitual aspect. When a nigger says “He be playin’ 2K” it doesn’t mean that the other nigger is currently playing 2K, it means he regularly plays 2K. If the nigger says “he playin’ 2K” it means he is currently playing 2K. In normal English, this can be explained by the difference between "He works" vs. "He is working."

4. THE DRAWL
Due to slavery or something blacks have developed a southern accent regardless of where they were born due to migration to former Union states after the Civil Shitflinging. However most 'mutts can already do a (comparatively bad) southern accent and I’m not a dialect coach so you’re really gonna have to practice this yourself, you Selfish Little Fuck. However, the most
common vowel shift of niggerbabble is the flattening of the diphthong "ai" into "ah". "Or" is also flattened to "Oh", as in "Cohnuh" instead of "Corner".

Example:
In English: I saw that man by the corner.
In Niggerbabble (pronunciation spelling): Ah saw dat nigguh bah da cohnuh.

5. SWEAR OFTEN
Cussin’ be niggaz favorite pastime n shit! Fuck you nigga! Bitch-ass nigga! Punk-ass nigga! Muh dik, nigga! Refer to your friends as “my niggas.” Niggers frequently swear in public due to their inability to uphold social decency.

6. JIVE AIN’T COOL NO MO
If you use slang that went out of fashion in the 90’s you’re going to sound Mexican more than anything. For example, don’t say “fool”, say “slime” or “twin.”
However if you’re in Compton for some reason, you probably won’t sound too strange.

7. CALL FOIDS BITCHES 'N HOES
What it says on the tin. They deserve it anyway.

This obviously doesn’t cover the full expanse of niggerbabble but I hope it was useful to some degree.