/soy/ - Soyjaks

>>14881631
Nophone cares about it doe.

Are we hecking chud losers?

test

Not even nophono cares

good thing we are irrelevant or something

>>14881762
I do

>>14881765
Yeah, it's probably for the best.

Upfront, my boyfriend has an awesome penis. Its not huge or anything, about seven inches (we measured) and fairly girthy- but it is really, really- even comically small when its flaccid (like 2 inches). In the privacy our relationship, I playfully make fun of it all the time and he doesn't mind because he knows that he pleases me in bed. However, he has complained in the past about how much he hates "locker room moments" when other dudes see it and assume he is hung like a grape even though he is not.

So the other night we were having dinner with friends and played a game where we pull word cues out of a hat. One of the cues was something like, "things that are short" and I write down, "my boyfriend's penis". They were all read aloud and when its revealed that I wrote that particular answer the room explodes in laughter. My boyfriend tries to brush it off "oh you got me! Ha ha" and laughs with everyone else, then one of my boyfriend's male friends (who he goes to the gym with) slaps him on the back and tells him "oh we've all seen it, we still love you, bro!" more laughter.

After we get back to his place, my boyfriend tells me that it bothers him that his friends think of him as the small guy because all they had seen is his flaccid penis in the locker room. He said that they've made fun of him in the past and he has had to brush it off for years because he feels that denying it would make a bigger deal out of it than it is and has to silently take it. He said that by making that joke, all I have done was reinforce the perception and that it will just fuel the teasing. He wasn't mad, just disappointed. He said that he would never make fun of me if I had something unappealing about my body because he would never want to give me a negative impression about myself, that he would tell me I was beautiful no matter what.

I felt really, really bad when he said that. I have apologized and things are fine now but I think that maybe he is blowing this out of proportion? Am I the asshole or should he maybe not take this so seriously?

>>14881790
posted it again award

>>14881729
sadly yes

>>14881799
both leftist and rightist imageboard/internet addicts are both losers

>>14881806
Facts

why are videos so fucking long nowadays? do these fucks not respect peoples time anymore?

>>14881729
He man nigger delusio

>>14881890
Maybe it's because longer = more shekels.

fact

sharpy pappy too scary for this video

>>14881623 (OP)
it's because we're not scary, we're cooler than gurochan

>>14881729
goy cattle thinks that having an account for anything is le good

>>14882031
But we 'oxed so many valid trans folx. We deserve a mention as heckin altright chud website.

>>14882097
Goyim literally likes to be datamined.

>>14881749
HTSMfail

Isn't gurochan like a thrembillion times worse than this place?

>>14882211
Guroniggers literally goon to 'O.

>>14881806
you arent above either of thme albeit

>>14882184
people who look at porn on public wifi say this

>>14882236
geg

>>14882224
i know
it's also quite old no?

>>14882241
It was made in the 2000's after 4cuck deleted their guro board.

>>14882252
I didn't know that, and I used 4cuck around 2022-2023 before coming here in '24.

>>14882270
It's also owned by kaguya, the Kolymanigger who is a 4cuck jannie.