/soy/ - Soyjaks

Imagine being the phone who cares about it

Yeah someone who looks like that says that

My boyfriend and I have been together five years and practically every day of those five years he has complained about his penis being small. When we are chilling out naked he will grab it and swing it around and say it's small. When we shower together he grabs huge shampoo bottles and holds it up for comparison and says, "Look how small I am." He does the same thing with the big Tv remotes too.

I've tried being reassuring. I 100% am happy with his penis size and tell him. I busted out a measuring tape and a ruler and showed him that chart that's always floating around. He's a hair under 7" long when erect. I thought the numbers would be proof but nothing changed. Now I just ignore him every time but THAT hasn't helped either.

At this point, I don't care if he feels inferior or whatever. I'm sick of hearing about it when he CLEARLY doesn't have a small one. I need some creative solutions to get him to shut up and stop comparing his big dick to ridiculously big items. Should I send him texts of actually small penises? Bring a friend over to compare?

tl;dr How do I stop my boyfriend from complaining about his penis size?

>>14881592 (OP)
trve but no arrow wtf

>>14881592 (OP)
14881488 was a gem doe

i say this but dont look like this
i only like when the gets are bait cuz everyone seethes. this is just a nothingburger

>>14881846
basic soyjak is dust

>>14881850
im sorry youre trans

>>14881862
nobody uses him anymore cuz he's boring

>>14881592 (OP)

>>14881592 (OP)
this but unironically could have gotten a board back opened. what a waste

>>14882034
gem in Bravrill

oy vey >~<
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Guys bait is what is killing the Sharty I know it was a bit underwhelming but still btw I’m the guy that got the get if that matters

>>14881850
No

>>>14881862
>nobody uses him anymore cuz he's boring
Nobody uses him because he only applies to Nintendo threads on th Sharty which happen rarely

>>14882138
Kek the thread is gemmy

>>>14881592 (OP)
>this but unironically could have gotten a board back opened. what a waste
Though it could save /soy/

>>14882132
even doe they removed the raisin wordfilter because of a get