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quote ples unban mexico it is white and ger. manic

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>>14881488
Worlds most mid get award

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.

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issa gem

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>trafjakkers keep on winning

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Soyak gem

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it is quite gemmy, but its also kind of disappointing because we couldve forced a new board with it… we still have >>14888888 but that might be a little more lame

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>>14881613
so i guess it was more like a ruby get

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Its fine, would have preferred something more baity or consequential. nothingburger get

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I just got the >>14881637 GET

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>>>14881488
>Worlds most mid get award

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>>14881638
nophono

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>>14881624
these arguably would have been shittier gets, but the second one would ban vlodson which is what should happen because HE IS NAS AND FORCED therefore not ajuthentic sharty culture therefore not following the rules of their own fucking board because the (((QDL janny cabal)) is in on the vlodshit pandering literally admin6

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soytan should be fatter

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>>14881648
fail text retardGOD im acking myself

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>soytan should be fatter
sentient, how could you tell?

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>>14881655
it is sentient holy shit

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>>14881642
nophono

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should have been bait gem. who the fuck posts normal soyjak for a GET? jesus christ dude

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>>14881665
an old also

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>should have been bait gem. who the fuck posts normal soyjak for a GET? jesus christ dude

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boring get. lame.

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>>14881665
even though bait is coal and soyjaks are gem

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just the same memes over and over again since 2019
shut it down

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>>14881576 (OP)
fr. at least the new guy got a dopamine rush ig

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I've [19F] been seeing this guy, Michael [19M], for a few months now and I found out at the weekend he has a micropenis. He told me early on he had a small dick and so we took things slowly. I saw it for the first time on Saturday and it's about 2-2.5" long. He was really uncomfortable so I only saw and touched it for a minute until he put his boxers back on. He cried after that and I didn't know what to say so I just hugged him and then we went to sleep together.

I really like him as a person and want to stay with him and help him with his insecurities but I've never dealt with something like this before. What can I say or do to him that will help his confidence without seeming to emasculate him?

He's 2.5 erect btw

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I got the GET btw

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Kinda lame, but it could've been worse i guess

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>>14881780
i also got the GET

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>>14881772
the GET that makes nusois mald

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>>>14881488
>Worlds most mid get award

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>all this work for the GET to be classic soyjak

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>>14881780
not even nophono cares about this

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Sorry for my English.

We got into a argument over something that seems so stupid now but during the heated exchange I said some words that I now regret…

I told him he has a small penis and I instantly regretted it after his reaction he did not insult me back or seem like he got mad or even upset it more of just accepting and he ended the argument by laying down in the bed and turning on the tv and acting like our original disagreement never happened now he will not even sleep with me.

it’s been 14 days and He will stop me from making moves on him and tell him to fk someone with a Dk you want. I tried to talk to him about it and obviously I apologized multiple times.

Keep in mind we live together and have been together for almost 2 years and he will even say he has a small dk or his dk small while we are laying naked in bed while playing with it like he is self aware but not insecure and even said it out loud in front of other guy friends before when they were joking about condoms even though it’s not actually small but probably average and I would tell him that I love it and it’s perfect and I don’t care what size his was as long as it’s attached To him I even made the mistake of trying to talk sexy to him and said how I love his big d and I almost got laughed out the room we had multiple arguments before but never has he literally told me to go get with someone else and Just shut me down like with no emotion I feel like he just turned cold towards me and honestly doesn’t even care anymore it’s almost like I hit a switch and turned off all the love he had for me or atleast showed.

I don’t know what to do or how to make this right
I’m literally dying inside our relationship was perfect before that night he is the man I’m supposed to marry Now While laying in bed next to him and don’t even know if it’s ok to touch him when all I want is his arms wrapped around me or wondering when he’s gonna ask me to leave or just not come back he’s being that cold towards me right now scares me he’s acting like we are just friends with no romantic or Intimate relationship how can I fix this

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>>>14881624
>these arguably would have been shittier gets, but the second one would ban vlodson which is what should happen because HE IS NAS AND FORCED therefore not ajuthentic sharty culture therefore not following the rules of their own fucking board because the (((QDL janny cabal)) is in on the vlodshit pandering literally admin6
True

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>soytan should be fatter
W gems

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>>14881788
it was kinda coalish
could have been a sisa or a bait gemmy

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WE NEED THIS GET

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sharty is the only website where you get punished for gets

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>>14881814
i think im retaredc

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>>14881819
average teen iq

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>>14881814
makes me think, what if we got the >>14888814 get? is that a decent one? what about >>88144188

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well what do we do now? that was boring

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>>14881826
>GETS specifically involving the numbers 1488

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>>14881832
thats what this GET was in the first place retardGOD its lliterally >>14881488

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>>14881576 (OP)
coal

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>>14881841
>only going after gets with 1488 numbers

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>>14881648
unironically why are you so obsessed with the one toothed man

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even if it's an underwhelming GET (((they))) didn't get it and this simple fact is the best part about it, leakage is at an all time high

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>even if it's an underwhelming GET (((they))) didn't get it and this simple fact is the best part about it, leakage is at an all time high
TRVKE

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>>>14881648
>unironically why are you so obsessed with the one toothed man

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>>>14881576 (OP)
>fr. at least the new guy got a dopamine rush ig
True

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>>14881896
i would rather cord get the get than some boring shit like this im trans btw

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>>14881934
sentient get GEG

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>>14881934
SENTIENT

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lame ass get actually try to do something funny next time

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>>14881226 (OP)
would this have been gemmy

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>>14881934
nusois…

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>>14881954
its just like the old days…

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>>14881954
why are there blue pins on pepe images? is this a newfag question?

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boring lol
though

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>>>14881488
>Worlds most mid get award



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