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Chud 01/19/26 (Mon) 15:18:01 №14880490 [Quote]

whats the easiest way to pass out so i can skip something

Chud 01/19/26 (Mon) 15:20:03 №14880506 [Quote]

hit yourself really hard in the head with a solid heavy object

Chud 01/19/26 (Mon) 15:20:22 №14880507 [Quote]

>>14880506
but that will be painful

Chud 01/19/26 (Mon) 15:21:12 №14880514 [Quote]

>>14880507
if you do it right and hit yourself on the temple you won't even feel anything

Chud 01/19/26 (Mon) 15:22:19 №14880523 [Quote]

If you want to skip school (assuming you still go) a thing I used to do was to make myself throw up

Chud 01/19/26 (Mon) 15:23:17 №14880532 [Quote]

>>14880523
i dont want to throw up, i want to pass out
>>14880514
this just seems worse

Soyelf 01/19/26 (Mon) 15:24:34 №14880542 [Quote]

>>14880532
But are you trying to skip school?
Idk if there is a way to pass out that isn’t damaging to you or risky

Babyjak 01/19/26 (Mon) 15:25:13 №14880543 [Quote]

>>14880532
it's fine, you see people do it in movies all the time

Chud 01/19/26 (Mon) 15:25:20 №14880544 [Quote]

>>14880542
not school
yeah thats what im worried about too, i dont know what do do that wont damage me or is risky

Colorjak 01/19/26 (Mon) 15:25:21 №14880545 [Quote]

Drink sproke

Chuck 01/19/26 (Mon) 15:25:32 №14880546 [Quote]

>>14880543
okay now i know your lying

Chud 01/19/26 (Mon) 15:25:42 №14880547 [Quote]

>>14880545
this would do the opposite

Chud 01/19/26 (Mon) 15:25:49 №14880548 [Quote]

smear shit all over your face

Bobo 01/19/26 (Mon) 15:25:51 №14880549 [Quote]

>>14880544
Why exactly would you want to do this. If it’s to pass the time just sleep

Nate 01/19/26 (Mon) 15:26:01 №14880553 [Quote]

>>14880549
Or just sleep it’s basically the same thing

Thougher 01/19/26 (Mon) 15:26:33 №14880561 [Quote]

>>14880548
geg
>>14880549
i sleep too much, doubt thats going to work as well though

Soyjak 20 01/19/26 (Mon) 15:26:51 №14880565 [Quote]

compress your carotid artery

Shotjak 01/19/26 (Mon) 15:27:15 №14880569 [Quote]

>>14880547
Sproke overdose

Dylanjak 01/19/26 (Mon) 15:27:30 №14880571 [Quote]

DON’T DO THIS NUSOI this can cause brain damage from a temporary lack of oxygen supply

Chud 01/19/26 (Mon) 15:27:43 №14880572 [Quote]

>>14880565
how doe

Chud 01/19/26 (Mon) 15:27:56 №14880574 [Quote]

>>14880571
darn

Chud 01/19/26 (Mon) 15:28:02 №14880575 [Quote]

>>14880565
thats suicide

Chud 01/19/26 (Mon) 15:28:09 №14880578 [Quote]

put a plastic bag over your head so you can't breathe until you pass out

SLF 01/19/26 (Mon) 15:28:12 №14880580 [Quote]

>>14880575
not doing that then geg

Chud 01/19/26 (Mon) 15:28:36 №14880584 [Quote]

Soyak 01/19/26 (Mon) 15:29:07 №14880588 [Quote]

skip what?

Chud 01/19/26 (Mon) 15:29:25 №14880590 [Quote]

>>14880588
besides the point

Chud 01/19/26 (Mon) 15:30:04 №14880593 [Quote]

>>14880590
nigga tell us

Chud 01/19/26 (Mon) 15:30:20 №14880596 [Quote]

>>14880593
its RNCA

Soyprano 01/19/26 (Mon) 15:33:03 №14880613 [Quote]

any attempt at passing out is dangerous and suicidal, just say you dont wanna go there and dont go there

Nobaldi 01/19/26 (Mon) 15:37:11 №14880642 [Quote]

>>14880613
bruh

Chud 01/19/26 (Mon) 15:37:30 №14880645 [Quote]

im not suicidal thats for sure, i just need to pass out

Chud 01/19/26 (Mon) 15:38:15 №14880649 [Quote]

eat your own shit

Doctos 01/19/26 (Mon) 15:38:27 №14880651 [Quote]

Chud 01/19/26 (Mon) 15:42:40 №14880685 [Quote]

Hold your breath or breath out really hard

Chud 01/19/26 (Mon) 15:43:48 №14880700 [Quote]

>>14880685
how will breathing out hard work

Henry 01/19/26 (Mon) 15:48:57 №14880751 [Quote]

>>14880490 (OP)
20g sodium nitrite mixed with 100ml water

Slurpjak 01/19/26 (Mon) 15:50:08 №14880759 [Quote]

inhale pure oxygen and inject yourself with anesthesia

Soyprano 01/19/26 (Mon) 15:53:08 №14880787 [Quote]

just get yourself to vomit and say that you're sick

Chud 01/19/26 (Mon) 15:57:39 №14880868 [Quote]

Isn't there a drug that specifically does that for you? Meant for operations and such

Unknown 01/19/26 (Mon) 15:58:55 №14880885 [Quote]

>>14880596
reca doe

Buster 01/19/26 (Mon) 15:59:48 №14880896 [Quote]

>>14880868
Yes nusoi but you don’t work in a hospital so you don’t have access to that and teachers would notice you being unresponsive so just do your homework TRANNY

Amerimutt 01/19/26 (Mon) 16:00:10 №14880899 [Quote]

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bang your head against the wall to the sound of this beat or something

Chud 01/19/26 (Mon) 16:01:08 №14880907 [Quote]

Just be a good goy and go to school, mkay?

Gapejak 01/19/26 (Mon) 16:01:18 №14880910 [Quote]

its not school

Nulljak 01/19/26 (Mon) 16:01:37 №14880916 [Quote]

>>14880910
tell us what it is fag

Chud 01/19/26 (Mon) 16:01:47 №14880917 [Quote]

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pretend to faint

Chud 01/19/26 (Mon) 16:01:52 №14880918 [Quote]

>>14880868
reckon theres a way to make something similar with home ingredients

Chud 01/19/26 (Mon) 16:02:08 №14880923 [Quote]

>>14880916
BIG CHUNGUS IS GONNA GET ME

Chud 01/19/26 (Mon) 16:02:25 №14880926 [Quote]

>>14880916
ITS BIG HCUNGUS

Chud 01/19/26 (Mon) 16:02:31 №14880930 [Quote]

>>14880916
HES COMIGN

Chud 01/19/26 (Mon) 16:02:39 №14880932 [Quote]

>>14880916
BEWARE OF BIG CHUNGUS

Squirreljak 01/19/26 (Mon) 16:02:48 №14880935 [Quote]

>>14880916
OH NO NOT BIG CHUNGUS

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