/soy/ - Soyjaks

You like the Cobson and I like the Chuddy
You like the Vlodson and I like the Nutty
Cobson, Chuddy, Vlodson, Nutty
Let’s call the whole gem off

You post Soyjaks, and I post Spadesons
You post on /sude/, and I post on /raid/
/sude/, /raid/, Soyjak, Spadeson
Let’s call the whole gem off

But oh, if we call off gems
Then Shemmy shall return
And oh, if we call off gems
Cobson will die and burn

So If you like Neutrals and I like Goldsons
I’ll give up the Goldsons and settle for Neutrals
For we know we need leaking
Let’s call the calling off coal
Oh let’s call the calling off coal

You post Jarboy and I post Sidson
You post Fingerboy and I post Jacobson
Jarboy, Sidson, Fingerboy, Jacobson
Let’s call the whole gem off

But oh, if we call gems off
Then that might start FPE’s peak
Oh, if we call gems off
Then that might make me leak

So if you go for Cornsons and I go for Fruitjaks
I’ll quit the Fruitjak and settle for Cornsons
For we know we need chuddies
Let’s call the whole gem off.