/soy/ - Soyjaks

I had a vision of the future of the Sharty and ADMIN6 IS COMING THIS YEAR DOCTOOS HE WILL DESTROY THE SHARTY I don’t remember to much but I’ll tell you what I know
1. Poopson is created this Brimstone Winter It wont become popular until a few months later
2. Quote resigns around march-may of 2026 where Admin 6 buys the Sharty thought he isn’t called that but is named after a condiment I forget which one doe
3. When he does become admin Troot slop ‘p, and Poopson is spammed across the catty resulting in Soyvil 5 happening with the ‘teens vs Admin 6 but they importantly Dont found some shitty 10pph splinter
4. The followers of admin 6 are known as [insert the next admins name]ism aka Admin6ists and also by ‘teens as the anti-teens
5. The Swede announces his retirement leaving ‘teens not hopeful though he would come back a few months later
6. Dollists, Sootists, Kuzists, Frootists, and the Soyteens rally behind a guy who is Admin Thrembo who’s name I believe was Boot or something like that
7. Admin 6 only lasts around 3-4 months but at the end of his reign he causes the 2nd soypocalypse where the Sharty briefly goes down for 13 grueling days until Admin Thrembo decides to by the Sharty ending Admin 6’s reign and saving the Sharty
8. Admin Thrembo’s admin ship lasts I believe around 3-6 years where Soyjak.Party even becomes the more popular than 4chan and all other alt Hans making 4cucks seethe with 4chan even temporarily going down for 3 hours
9. The anti-teens do form their own splinter which I won’t name though it ended after only 2 months when Admin Thrembo ‘ones the whole staff where the anti-teens then migrated to a bunch of cords
10. Admin 6 had his own cord janny cabal where they did most of their scheming which I believe was called ‘ustcord
11. Admin Thrembo would be regarded as the Best Sharty admin ever
12. Admin 7 though would succeed him though and he would last 9 months causing Soyvil war 6 and causing the 3rd soypocalypse where the Sharty would go down for 2thrembo days though after that admin 8 nicknamed ‘Z would become admin
13. After Z would be become admin the Sharty due to strong popularity would fall into 4cuck like state where eventually shut down within 4 years of 2040
14. Admin 6 was a puppet of satan with eventually admin Thrembo and god *ACK*ing xim where they would leave the soy sphere and go back to Satan sometime around 2028
15. Splintercucks and other minor Cords would Act as a 3rd party support secretly helping admin 6
16. Shemmy finally dies for the final time during early admin Thrembo era
MARK MY WORDS IF THIS DOESNT HAPPEN OR SOMETHING SIMILAR DOESNT HAPPEN THEN I HAVE COMITTED THE SIN OF LYING