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>Ooo la la, this 'jak's "in the mood" if you catch my drift. Those are some serious fuck-me eyes, yes they are! Pinejak's got a look that says "I'm in heat", and who am I to deny him pleasure? My my my, that raised eyebrow is doing things to me. He's teasing me, beckoning me. Yes yes, this 'jak is a total brad in bed! He loves to "command" his partner on what to do, but he always loses his composure when that g-spot of his is tickled just right. Lordy lord, is that a thong I see? Thigh highs? Well well well boys, we're dealing with a grade-A slutjak right here, yes we are! I see no hair peeking out from that thong, no-sir-ree! This 'jak shaves "down there" alright! Come over here, Pinejak, you're overdue for a dick appointment!
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>UH-OH slutjak coming through!
>I want to fuck this Soijak. I want to ram his boypussy with my meaty cock.
>Look at that face he's making. That raised eyebrow, that open mouth, that eye roll. He's a whore and he knows it. This bitchy look on his face combined with the ridiculous pineapple on his head only makes him hotter to me. He's the kind of guy that'll let you fuck him all day, all night, all month if you wanted. He's not even wearing a clothes. Because he's a slut. A slutjak. I imagine him wearing a thong, which would only add to his silly harlot identity and give my dick easier access to his asshole. Just look at him, he wants dick. And he wants it bad.
>Lookie here! It's Pinejak "Slutjak" Soijak, ready to slut up the place with his bussy! Holy toledo, does this guy love a big dick. I saw him taking on, not one, but two applejaks by the ridge yesterday. Goodness gracious, talk about a whore. I caught a glimpse of those shaved legs, I bet he shaves "down there" too if you catch my drift! Probably has a piercing or two on the ol' nip nips! Oh my! Ooo la la, this 'jak's "in the mood" if you catch my drift. Those are some serious fuck-me eyes, yes they are! Pinejak's got a look that says "I'm in heat", and who am I to deny him pleasure? My my my, that raised eyebrow is doing things to me. He's teasing me, beckoning me. Yes yes, this 'jak is a total brad in bed! He loves to "command" his partner on what to do, but he always loses his composure when that g-spot of his is tickled just right. Lordy lord, is that a thong I see? Thigh highs? Well well well boys, we're dealing with a grade-A slutjak right here, yes we are! I see no hair peeking out from that thong, no-sir-ree! This 'jak shaves "down there" alright! Come over here, Pinejak, you're overdue for a dick appointment!
>Lord! This 'jak's got "no chill". He's eyeing all the other fruitjaks in the crotch area tactically determining their penis sizes.
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this thread made me suicidal
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>OH LORDY LORDY LORD HUMINA HUMINA! THIS IS THE FINEST PIECE OF ASS I'VE EVER LAID EYES ON!
>Look at this slutty, cum guzzling, dick-loving whorejak. His bussy is in need of a good fucking!
>My my, look at this soijak. He definitely keeps "down there" shaved alright. Pinejak's a sissy slut. Slutty sissyjak. A Sissy Slutjak. He knows it. >He owns it. and he loves putting a variety of dildos up his shaved butthole.
>I want to make this 'jak my cum slave
>Read that look in his eyes. "BDSM" they scream! Naughty naughty, Pinejak. Very Naughty indeed!
>Yes yes, you all know the news by now. Pinejak is a slutjak, and he's proud of it. Loud and proud he is indeed! Screaming from the ridge tops for cock, letting any old fruitjak ravage his plentiful and tight bussy. How he manages to keep that thing with its "gorilla grip" is a mystery to me. Goodness gracious! He's eyeing me??? Could I be his next "hookup"? >Zoinks, I'm excited!
>Hold the phone.
>I'm not a religious man, but I can tell this 'jak's got lust, and a lot of it. He's moaning under his breath, yes, yes, yes. I hear it . "Dick… Dick…" Bing bang boom! He's a slutjak alright, and his lust is turning him into a cock-craving zombie! Look at him, crawling on the ridge in that thong, but up in the air, ready to be pillaged by any approaching fruitjak. Oh dear, I see one now. GOOD LORD! He took the whole nine inches with no problem! Pack it up boys, this slutjak's going to be cumming buckets tonight!
>There's nothing Pinejak wants more than a strong, hard cock in his ass. He's always thinking about it, his gorilla grip bussy clenching DOWN on a big strong cock from a bigger and stronger fruitjak. Captain O' my captain! This 'jak's moans scare away any opposing forces away with the ridge. His raw sexual appetite is so strong that a foolish onlooker would think that he's a hungry coyote! Mayday, mayday! Pinejak is about to have an "Orgasm"! He is "making his O face"! Time to skedaddle!
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>Hey Faggots,
>My name is Pinejak, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
>Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
>Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch