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>be you, human fur-appreciator
>manage to score a human fetishist waifur of your preferred species
>you have a nice relationship but she's very dodgy about her family
>eventually, both of you start to get serious and meet each other's relatives
>yours like her, for some reason, and vice versa but she's cagey about showing you hers
>still, she trusts you and begrudgingly takes you to her home
>her parents and youngest sister are great and you have a good chemistry, but you haven't seen her younger brother yet
>if you're a troomer reading this put the barrel to the roof of your mouth and pull the trigger, it would be easy and you know you want to
>slowly but surely, she takes you to the door of his room, knocks, and opens it to reveal a disheveled, sleepless male with bloodshot eyes and glasses hunched over an ancient computer
>you catch a brief glimpse of some sort of imageboard before he panics and alt-f4s to show a gacha background, panics again, and does a manual shutdown
>he scrambles to see you standing next to your waifur, goes stock-still, and starts twitching
>a few seconds later, he starts outright barking, snarling, and screeching gibberish in her native species' language
>she tries to calm him down, to no avail, and when he starts to scurry under his (unmade) bed, she slams the door and insists you leave immediately
>apparently her brother is a deeply autistic NEET, fanatic, gas-the-skinnies, species-war-now, anthrostate-or-die tier fur-supremacist
>she was hoping he would mellow out by the time you met, to no avail, and knows it'll be probably a major problem in her family going forward
>she apologizes and hopes this isn't a dealbreaker, and wonders if you might be able to help him calm down
What's the reasonable thing to do in this situation?
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didnt read
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Furchud looks so cute
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please kill yourself right now queer-o
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>>14854073Buy a good micrphone lmao 😂
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>>be you, human fur-appreciator
>>manage to score a human fetishist waifur of your preferred species
>>you have a nice relationship but she's very dodgy about her family
>>eventually, both of you start to get serious and meet each other's relatives
>>yours like her, for some reason, and vice versa but she's cagey about showing you hers
>>still, she trusts you and begrudgingly takes you to her home
>>her parents and youngest sister are great and you have a good chemistry, but you haven't seen her younger brother yet
>>if you're a troomer reading this put the barrel to the roof of your mouth and pull the trigger, it would be easy and you know you want to
>>slowly but surely, she takes you to the door of his room, knocks, and opens it to reveal a disheveled, sleepless male with bloodshot eyes and glasses hunched over an ancient computer
>>you catch a brief glimpse of some sort of imageboard before he panics and alt-f4s to show a gacha background, panics again, and does a manual shutdown
>>he scrambles to see you standing next to your waifur, goes stock-still, and starts twitching
>>a few seconds later, he starts outright barking, snarling, and screeching gibberish in her native species' language
>>she tries to calm him down, to no avail, and when he starts to scurry under his (unmade) bed, she slams the door and insists you leave immediately
>>apparently her brother is a deeply autistic NEET, fanatic, gas-the-skinnies, species-war-now, anthrostate-or-die tier fur-supremacist
>>she was hoping he would mellow out by the time you met, to no avail, and knows it'll be probably a major problem in her family going forward
>>she apologizes and hopes this isn't a dealbreaker, and wonders if you might be able to help him calm down
>What's the reasonable thing to do in this situation?
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>>14854073i spe-spe-speak like-like-like t-t-this
im-im a r-r-robot btw if-if that ma-matters
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>>be you, human fur-appreciator
>>manage to score a human fetishist waifur of your preferred species
>>you have a nice relationship but she's very dodgy about her family
>>eventually, both of you start to get serious and meet each other's relatives
>>yours like her, for some reason, and vice versa but she's cagey about showing you hers
>>still, she trusts you and begrudgingly takes you to her home
>>her parents and youngest sister are great and you have a good chemistry, but you haven't seen her younger brother yet
>>if you're a troomer reading this put the barrel to the roof of your mouth and pull the trigger, it would be easy and you know you want to
>>slowly but surely, she takes you to the door of his room, knocks, and opens it to reveal a disheveled, sleepless male with bloodshot eyes and glasses hunched over an ancient computer
>>you catch a brief glimpse of some sort of imageboard before he panics and alt-f4s to show a gacha background, panics again, and does a manual shutdown
>>he scrambles to see you standing next to your waifur, goes stock-still, and starts twitching
>>a few seconds later, he starts outright barking, snarling, and screeching gibberish in her native species' language
>>she tries to calm him down, to no avail, and when he starts to scurry under his (unmade) bed, she slams the door and insists you leave immediately
>>apparently her brother is a deeply autistic NEET, fanatic, gas-the-skinnies, species-war-now, anthrostate-or-die tier fur-supremacist
>>she was hoping he would mellow out by the time you met, to no avail, and knows it'll be probably a major problem in her family going forward
>>she apologizes and hopes this isn't a dealbreaker, and wonders if you might be able to help him calm down
>What's the reasonable thing to do in this situation?
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>>14854245has anyone told you that you sound like wheatley from portal? could you do an impression where he yells
>I AM NOT A MORON, YOU ARE JUST OBSESSED OVER MEi cant think of anything creative since it has been a while since i played portal
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awoooo