/soy/ - Soyjaks

CODE "BROKEN BOTTLE"
a vivid image of poopson has popped into my mind. after touching a bottle of soylent, embedded time energy had revealed to me what i had seen, so now that i may leave deep cover. like another 'teen, they experienced visions from another timeline. that was the result of excess 'time energy' leaving from the soylent bottle and into the world, and had accidentally revealed visions of poopson. i come from an alternate timeline like them, and have a good idea of what poopson is.
>poopson will be a version of 'lita (banned on the sharty but twitter immigrants will use it due to not knowing its origins (fulfills brimstone)
>will be "slopjakked" into having "le wholesome awards"
>will make excellent bait because it'll be mixed with troonslop media
>will be spammed on the catty with embedded 'p. as your timeline thankfully has mpa, the only other scenario that this happens in would be losing mpa to admin 6 (or having it bypassed)
i will be clearing my mind with anti-antimatter to annihilate whats in my mind. i will be permanently scarred from the prophetic visions i have had