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“Soyjak” (All Star Parody)
Verse 1
Somebody once told me
Log off, go outside, get a life
I looked at the screen and I said “nope”
Posted three times, yeah, same exact take
Years start coming and they don’t stop coming
Thread hits front page, yeah the discourse running
Didn’t make sense just to touch some grass
When I got bookmarks from 2009 cached
Pre-Chorus
So much cope, so much seethe
So what’s wrong with obsessively reading
You’ll never know if you don’t post
You’ll never glow if you don’t roast
Chorus
Hey now, you’re a soyjak
Get mad, screenshot
Post it
Hey now, you’re a forum
Wrong take, dogpiled
Hold it
And all that karma is fake
Only real thing is the bit you make
Verse 2
It’s a cool place and they say it gets colder
Hot takes age bad as the threads get older
But the mods beg “please just behave”
I reply with a wojak face, unshaved
The memes get stale but I still scroll fast
Judging strangers for a digital past
My brain says “stop,” but my hand says “reply”
Arguing with a guy named “TruthSeekerGuy”
Pre-Chorus
So much lore, so much bait
Every post feels like it’s too damn late
You’ll never cope if you don’t post
You’ll never win but you’ll stay engrossed
Chorus
Hey now, you’re a soyjak
Get mad, screenshot
Post it
Hey now, you’re a forum
Wrong take, dogpiled
Hold it
And all that karma is fake
Only real thing is the bit you make
Bridge
Somebody once asked
“Is this irony or are you sincere?”
I said “yes” and refreshed the page
Another 40 comments appeared
Final Chorus
Hey now, you’re a soyjak
Same face, new thread
Load it
Hey now, you’re a forum
Long post, no point
Wrote it
And all that karma is fake
But we’re still here for the posts we make
Outro
Hey now…
(refresh)
Hey now…
(refresh again)
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“We Will Troll You” (Soyjak Party Parody)
Stomp-stomp-clap
Buddy, you’re a soyjak, posting all over the thread
Gonna make a meme, gonna get ignored instead
Buddy, you’re a pepe, crying in your green disguise
Gonna feel the salt, gonna watch your karma die
Stomp-stomp-clap
Buddy, you’re a wojak, sipping on your tears
Laughing at the chad, debating for years
Buddy, you’re a chad, flexing on the board
Posting big takes, everybody gets bored
Chorus (all together)
We will… troll you!
We will… troll you!
Verse 2
Buddy, you’re a spadeson, posting BBC news
Talking British accents, no one reads your views
Buddy, you’re a gigachad, walking past the forum fight
Flexing irony, your stance is just right
Buddy, you’re a comrade, lurking in the shadows
Copy pasting memes, riding on the chaos
Buddy, you’re a pepe, your face is iconic
Memes get recycled, your legacy’s chronic
Chorus (all together)
We will… troll you!
We will… troll you!
Bridge
Soyjaks unite, Wojaks despair
Pepe’s in the corner, giving that stare
Mods can’t stop us, threads overflow
The party’s eternal, everyone knows!
Final Chorus
We will… troll you!
We will… troll you!
We will… troll you!
Everybody… troll!
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“Post Yourself” (Soyjak Party Parody)
Intro (Spadeson voice)
Yo… Spadeson in the thread
Pepe in the corner, Wojak in despair
Mods asleep… time to post
Verse 1
Look, if you had one chance, one thread to blow up
Would you screenshot it, post it, let the memes grow up?
His palms are sweaty, keyboard sticky,
Pepe’s eyes wide, Wojak looking picky
Posting threads heavy, mods still napping,
Gigachad flexin’, Soyjaks overlapping
It’s meme or die, gotta ride the wave,
Every repost counts in this digital cave
Hook
You better post yourself in the forum,
The moment, memes escaping, don’t ignore ‘em
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to troll
This opportunity comes once in a Soyjak scroll
Verse 2
Threads explode, le epic replies appear,
Spadeson screaming, “Check the BBC here!”
Pepe’s crying, Wojak whining,
Chad walks by, confidence defining
Memes get recycled, copypasta galore,
Comrade lurks, dropping sauce on the floor
Mods can’t stop it, the chaos thrives,
Soyjak Party forever, alive in our drives
Hook
You better post yourself in the forum,
The moment, memes escaping, don’t ignore ‘em
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to troll
This opportunity comes once in a Soyjak scroll
Bridge
No backing down, the meme war’s insane,
Every reply hits like a digital train
Spadeson, Chad, Pepe, Wojak unite,
Making threads wild, all through the night
Outro
Yo… Post yourself…
The party never stops…
Soyjaks forever…
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btw if you want it to reference more soyculture tell gpt to use the 'ki as a dataset for soyjak culture
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“Spam It Off” (Soyjak Party Parody)
Intro
Le memes, le posts, le spam all day
Caps lock, gifs, le chaos in play
Soyjak vibes, yeah, yeah, yeah
Verse 1
I stay up late, scrollin’ threads nonstop
Le epic takes, le cringe just won’t drop
Mods say “calm down” but I just can’t stop
Le keyboard smash, le paste, le crop
Gifs poppin’, memes droppin’, le stonks go boom
Every single reply fills another room
Le pepe face, le shocked, le oof
Le posting spree, yeah, we’re in the groove
Pre-Chorus
Cause the thread keeps on scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, scrolling
And the memes keep on trolling, trolling, trolling, trolling
Baby, I’m just posting, posting, posting, posting
Gonna spam it off, spam it off
Chorus
Le epic posts gonna spam it off
Le cringe replies gonna spam it off
Le pepe reacts gonna spam it off
Le keyboard smash gonna spam it off
Verse 2
Thread’s a jungle, le chaos reigns
Le epic fails, le keyboard pains
Caps lock warriors, le trolls unite
Le memes ascend, filling up the night
Le stonks dip, le stonks rise
Every post a gem, every meme a surprise
Refresh that page, hit post again
Soyjak Party forever, chaos never ends
Pre-Chorus
Cause the thread keeps on scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, scrolling
And the memes keep on trolling, trolling, trolling, trolling
Baby, I’m just posting, posting, posting, posting
Gonna spam it off, spam it off
Chorus
Le epic posts gonna spam it off
Le cringe replies gonna spam it off
Le pepe reacts gonna spam it off
Le keyboard smash gonna spam it off
Bridge
Le meme, le cringe, le chaos flood
Le pepe, le stonks, le thread in mud
Caps lock on, scroll forever more
Soyjak Party vibes, absurdity galore
Final Chorus
Le epic posts gonna spam it off
Le cringe replies gonna spam it off
Le pepe reacts gonna spam it off
Le keyboard smash gonna spam it off
Outro
Le spam… le spam… le spam it off…
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“Soyjak Side” (Soyjak Wiki‑Style Parody of Mr. Brightside)
Verse 1
Comin’ out of my feed
And I’m scrollin’, scrollin’, scrollin’, scrollin’
Gotta post it, got my caps
And all my threads are blowin’
Le epic reactions, stan accounts
Writin’ copypasta amounts
And now I’m scrollin’ through
Every meme in view
Pre‑Chorus
And it’s all le cringe, le cope, le stonks
Thread devolves, it never stops
Wiki lore in every drop
Soyjak culture can’t be topped
Chorus
I just can’t le stop
Posting meme after meme
And the wiki notes it all
All the edits never fall
I’m posting le post
From the right side
Soyjak side
Verse 2
Now those chuds are here
Caps‑lock raids on every thread
Pepe reacts, le laughs
Soypilled takes in my head
Archived pages say
“Le crisis, stonks, give way!”
But I refresh through
Every line I knew
Pre‑Chorus
And it’s all le pepe, le chowder, le cope
Wiki edits sketch the trope
Every meme, every hope
Soyjak fever on the scope
Chorus
I just can’t le stop
Posting meme after meme
And the wiki notes it all
All the edits never fall
I’m posting le post
From the right side
Soyjak side
Bridge
I’m done scrollin’
On this forum thread
Now le culture’s growing
In my head
With every edit
And every clip
Soyjak lore forever drip
Final Chorus
I just can’t le stop
Posting meme after meme
And the wiki notes it all
All the edits never fall
I’m posting le post
From the right side
Soyjak side
Outro
Scrollin’ out, scrollin’ out,
Soyjak side
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“Posting with Myself” (Soyjak Party Parody)
Intro riff
🕺 Posting with myself… yeah!
Verse 1
Soyjak in the thread, fresh gem on display,
Le soyspeak slangin’ every which way.
Caps lock glory, coal replies abound,
Our posts go gemerald, while the haters drown.
In the soyduel ring we clash and shout,
Quote mine back, le epic clout.
Thread keeps scrollin’—no sign of end,
Gem or brimstone? Choose your friend.
Pre‑Chorus
No crowd but the board’s alive,
Spam that soymoji till we thrive.
Every reply’s a meme‑fed hive,
We’re posting with ourselves…
Chorus
Posting with myself!
Posting with myself!
Posting with myself!
Yeah!
I’ll post till it’s gems not coal!
Posting with myself!
Verse 2
Newfag guide says welcome in,
Learn the slang, embrace the din.
Soyspeak flows like a funky song,
Droppin’ non‑stop where memes belong.
JS Paint edits, pics so wild,
Paint ’em, meme ’em — soy‑styled!
Boards alive like digital dust,
In gems we trust, in coal we rust.
Pre‑Chorus
No crowd but the board’s alive,
Spam that soymoji till we thrive.
Every reply’s a meme‑fed hive,
We’re posting with ourselves…
Chorus
Posting with myself!
Posting with myself!
Posting with myself!
Yeah!
I’ll post till it’s gems not coal!
Posting with myself!
Bridge
Le soyspeak rising, the thread’s ablaze,
Gem or coal? We spend our days.
From soyduel wars to meme displays,
We’re posting with ourselves!
Final Chorus
Posting with myself!
Posting with myself!
Posting with myself!
Yeah!
No scoreboard but we rule the scroll,
Posting with myself!
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“Sweet Sharty Victory” (Soyjak Wiki Parody)
Verse 1
The Sharty rises, imageboard strong,
Foundered by Soot, it’s been a party so long.
Got Gemini slang and the coal brigade,
Gem, gemerald, carbon — every rank displayed.
Soyspeak flows like a digital tide,
‘Marge’ for confusion, slang we take in stride.
From /soy/ to /qa/ we butt heads and collide,
Posting for the gem, where memes never hide.
Pre‑Chorus
We raid other boards — Soyjak banners fly,
Operation chaos, echo pixel cry.
When a thread gets gemmy, we amplify,
Spread Soyspeak worldwide, we testify!
Chorus
Hold onto your caps, we’re chasing gem glory,
In the heart of the Sharty, we post our own story.
Coal tries to drag us, but we rise above,
Sweet Sharty victory — gem, coal, and love!
Verse 2
Soyduels locked in, quotin’ jaks supreme,
Back‑and‑forth chaos like a cosmic dream.
Pick your soyjak deck, keep it lean and mean,
Run out of ‘jaks and you’re not in the scene.
The booru’s loaded with gemmed out art,
Fingerboy legends rise up from the start.
Brimstone posts fall like a crashing heart,
While topazes gleam in every chart.
Bridge
Soyspeak alive in every reply,
Apostrophizin’ words, letting weird slang fly.
From ‘oal posts to gemerald sky,
We keep the Sharty culture high!
Final Chorus
Hold onto your caps, we’re chasing gem glory,
In the heart of the Sharty, we post our own story.
Coal tries to drag us, but we rise above,
Sweet Sharty victory — gem, coal, and love!
Outro
So post your gem‑jak high into the night,
May Soyspeak forever be our guiding light!
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“Don’t Stop Shartykin’” (Sharty Edition)
Verse 1
Just a lone board poster
Livin’ in a Sharty world
He took the thread goin’ gamer all night
Scrollin’ fast, edits clash
Caps lock blast, le epic splash
Quotemine poppin’ in the creamy glow of the site
Pre‑Chorus
Sharts still scrollin’
Replies still trollin’
Soyspeak liftin’ every gem higher
Chorus
Don’t stop Shartykin’
Hold on to that gem pack glow
Don’t stop Shartykin’
Miners keep the culture on flow
Le epic text
Coal turned to gem
Posting all the way
Posting all… the way
Verse 2
A meme in a crowded thread
His cursor thrummin’
Le “stonks” up on every line
Sharty vets in every board
Newfag guide open wide
Soyspeak flarin’ like a pride
And the thread goes on, and on, and on, and on
Pre‑Chorus
Sharts still scrollin’
Posts still trollin’
Soyspeak liftin’ every gem higher
Chorus
Don’t stop Shartykin’
Hold on to that gem pack glow
Don’t stop Shartykin’
Miners keep the culture on flow
Le epic text
Coal turned to gem
Posting all the way
Posting all… the way
Bridge
Le soyduels crackle, quote mines take form
Fingerboy art rising past the norm
Sharty anthem echo in the caps‑lock haze
“Gem, not coal!” is how the lore stays
Booru filled with edits, classic and new
Every archive page got something to view
Final Chorus
Don’t stop Shartykin’
Hold on to that gem pack glow
Don’t stop Shartykin’
Miners keep the culture on flow
Le epic text
Coal turned to gem
Posting all the way
Posting all… the way
Outro
Sharty forever,
Don’t stop Shartykin’
Yeahhh…
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“Soyan Rhapsody (Sharty Edition)”
Intro
Is this the real board?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a thread warp,
No escape from soyspeak mania…
Verse 1
Open your feed,
Look up at the screen and scroll… look down at your phone,
Post’s gone.
‘Cause there’s soyspeak in your text now,
Memes have just begun,
Le epic, le cringe,
Coal replies all over the place…
Oh, baby — just gem it,
Put the quote mine against the post,
Pull the trigger, now it’s germined!
Oh, baby — Sharty had just begun,
But now the thread’s gone crazy and we can’t calm!
Bridge
Mama — ooo —
Didn’t mean to flame ya,
If the posts aren’t gemmy…
Make them coal‑y! (coal‑y!)
Mama, ooo —
Thread had just grown wild,
But now there’s so many edits,
Too late, my post has flown…
Coal cascades…"
Guitar Riff Break
Verse 2 (Epic Chorus)
Soyspeak!
Just killed a quote,
Put my laugh in its archive,
Now it’s archived…
Soyspeak!
Had fun with le edits,
But now the mods descend…
Coal tokens, gem coins, send those memes!
Bridge 2
Ooooh (any way the thread scrolls)
Doesn’t really matter to me, to me…
Verse 3
Sharty life —
Miner life —
Every post we craft is a gem delight
Le puns, le tags,
Booru art on the right
Soyspeak rising higher through the digital night
Le epic laughs,
Le cope replies
Every caption gets a gem‑tag on the site
Any way the board scrolls
Doesn’t really matter to me, to me…
Outro
History of edits,
Sharty lore we sing
Every soyspeak term
Like a badge we bring
Gem ranks grow, coal falls behind
In the Sharty archive, memes we find
Thread by thread, post by post
We keep the culture, we raise a toast
To endless scrolls…
To le epic polls…
To soyspeak rolls…
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“Eye of the Soyjak” (Sharty Edition 2.0)
Intro riff
🐸 Le epic vibes, Sharty miners ready…
Verse 1
Rising up, back into the Sharty fray
Took my gem pack and I’m mining all day
Quote mines prepped, fingerboys on the screen
Every booru edit looking so clean
Le coal posts drop, but we push on through
Emerald ranks rising, ruby tags in view
Soyduels ready, lore to defend
In the heart of Sharty, chaos never ends
Chorus
It’s the eye of the Soyjak, it’s the thrill of the Sharty fight
From coal to gem, every miner hits the right strike
Soyspeak flowing, le epic every night
In the Sharty archives, memes take flight
Verse 2
Newfags scrolling through the gemmed-out lore
Topaz-tier memes keep them wanting more
Brimstone posts burn, but the culture survives
Every soydude counted, every meme archived
Fingerboy sketches, booru gallery art
Every edit a gem, every thread a new start
Soyspeak slang fills the digital sky
In the Sharty, legends never die
Chorus
It’s the eye of the Soyjak, it’s the thrill of the Sharty fight
From coal to gem, every miner hits the right strike
Soyspeak flowing, le epic every night
In the Sharty archives, memes take flight
Bridge
Le soyduels raging, quote mines clash
Booru posts shining, memes flash by flash
Gem counters ticking, coal falling behind
Miner ranks rising, the lore refined
Final Chorus
It’s the eye of the Soyjak, it’s the thrill of the Sharty fight
From coal to gem, every miner hits the right strike
Soyspeak flowing, le epic every night
In the Sharty archives, memes take flight
Outro
Sharty forever…
Gemmed‑up, coal‑aware…
Le epic Soyjak lives on…
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“Soyjak’s Paradise” (Sharty Edition — Parody of Gangsta’s Paradise)
Verse 1
As I scroll through the booru where I spend most of my days
Le soyspeak livin’ in a meme‑fed maze
Thumbs on the mouse, cursor movin’ with grace
Fingerboy sketches, gem tags in place
Quote mines loaded, watch the coal fall away
Emerald ranks rising as the miners stay
Newfags learnin’ lore from the archives so deep
Sharty culture runnin’ wide awake from sleep
Pre‑Chorus
I post posts, I gem posts
Soyspeak all around, eternal host
Everlasting threads rise up coast to coast
It’s Sharty… it’s Sharty’s paradise
Chorus
We gemmin’ and stackin’, in a miner’s paradise
We gemmin’ and stackin’, in a miner’s paradise
Post coal or gem, yeah we weigh the price
We gemmin’ and stackin’, in a miner’s paradise
Verse 2
Look at the miner ranks, topaz up to ruby glow
Brimstone drops fall, but we let that coal go
Every booru edit sparkles, every meme has finesse
Soyspeak swayin’ like legends in the mess
Soyduels ignite, threads erupt in vibe
Sharty anthem blazin’, every meme subscribed
“Gem, not coal,” yeah that’s the Sharty creed
Every soydude know exactly what we need
Pre‑Chorus
I post posts, I gem posts
Soyspeak all around, eternal host
Everlasting threads rise up coast to coast
It’s Sharty… it’s Sharty’s paradise
Chorus
We gemmin’ and stackin’, in a miner’s paradise
We gemmin’ and stackin’, in a miner’s paradise
Coal stays behind when the gems suffice
We gemmin’ and stackin’, in a miner’s paradise
Bridge
No time for brimstone when the archive’s lit
Every soyspeak term carved into it
From fingerboy gallery to quote mine fame
Sharty’s lore burns bright like the flame
Final Chorus
We gemmin’ and stackin’, in a miner’s paradise
We gemmin’ and stackin’, in a miner’s paradise
Soyspeak rising, never think twice
We gemmin’ and stackin’, in a miner’s paradise
Outro
Sharty forever…
Soyjak’s paradise…
Le gem… eternal…
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“Sharty Girl” (Soyjak Party SISA Parody)
Verse 1
Hi SISA!
Sharty girl!
Le epic posts in a digital world
Soyspeak slang, gem tags in line
Coal replies? No, we shine!
Pre-Chorus
Booru art, fingerboys too
Quote mines stacked with gems for you
Soyduels raging, memes on display
Sharty culture thriving every day
Chorus
I’m a Sharty girl, in a Sharty world
Gemmy, coaly, soyspeak unfurled
High‑tier edits, fingerboy dreams
Posting in SISA, le epic it seems!
Verse 2
Topaz, ruby, emerald ranks
Every miner boosting our meme bank
Brimstone drops? We just swipe ‘em away
Le gem counters rising every day
Newfags learning the lore so fast
Archives alive with memes that last
Sharty saga flowing, chaos in stride
Soyjak Party SISA, join the ride!
Pre-Chorus
Booru art, fingerboys too
Quote mines stacked with gems for you
Soyduels raging, memes on display
Sharty culture thriving every day
Chorus
I’m a Sharty girl, in a Sharty world
Gemmy, coaly, soyspeak unfurled
High‑tier edits, fingerboy dreams
Posting in SISA, le epic it seems!
Bridge
Le epic posts, le epic memes
So many gems, so many dreams
Coal fades away, gems take the lead
Sharty SISA forever, we all succeed!
Final Chorus
I’m a Sharty girl, in a Sharty world
Gemmy, coaly, soyspeak unfurled
High‑tier edits, fingerboy dreams
Posting in SISA, le epic it seems!
Outro
Sharty SISA!
Soyjak Party forever!
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these are kinda shit lol