/soy/ - Soyjaks

Poop

I'll go first, I guess
A registered sex offender got angry at our prices since other stores were cheaper. So, he walked into the kitchen and grabbed my manager.
He tipped me though

Do no other soyteens work?

>>14850473 (OP)
>go to work
>finish work
>go home
this happened btw

>>14850508
Same except one of my coworker likes to talk about diddy

how does one get a job

>>14850521
I went in for an interview, made a joke about the IRS lynches honest landlords and the like, and then got hired

>>14850521
Go to the job store and buy one job
Or vote to get rid of all the illegals who take the jobs (by taking all the low skill labor which ripple effects upwards BTW)

>>14850529
>about the IRS lynches
sorry, ignore my ESL
ABOUT HOW THE IRS LYNCHES

its easier to make a bank and convert to judaism rather than work

>>14850565
It's very early European hours and very late American hours and neither group works. Must i wait for asian hours to get some work stories? o algo

i used to work nights at a gas station and there were some interesting characters that came in at night, one time a guy who served as a volunteer in ukraine showed me a video of him shooting an rpg at a tank and blowing it up, another time there was a crazy schizo lady who came in with a police escort so she could use the bathroom and then she locked herself in and started screaming and threating to kill herself

I work at an ice rink. One of the things I have to do is work at the counter where the ice skates are rented and turned back in, where we then have to wipe them off and disinfect the insides. One of my coworkers is a 5 foot tall autistic Jewish faggot(actual slopjak basically), whom I'll call Faggerberg. Faggerberg always just takes the skates off the cart where the people set them, doesn't clean them or anything, and then just lines them up on the counter, filling up the whole counter so customers can't even take the skates I get out for them without leaning over the massive pile Faggerberg stacked up. Presumably he does this because of some sperg stacking addiction or some other mental retardation. I've tried to get him to stop, he refuses and just says something along the lines of "It's heckin efficient, you subhuman goy", and its too SNCA for management to care about.

>>14850773
I've heard you tell this story before gas stations are kinda cool

I met incredible gassy and he brapped all over my coworkers

Sometimes I finger myself in the bathroom