/soy/ - Soyjaks

I don't know where to begin. I guess with a greeting. Hello everyone, my name is not important but what is important is the fact that I know what will happen.
Long story, but I come from around 7 months after this date. 2 months before I decided to travel back, or in this case, in a few months, 13th of June to be exact, Quote will resign and a new administrator named "Toot" will arrive. He's depicted as a yellow wholesome soyjak with a trumpet. Please, PLEASE DO NOT LET THIS HAPPEN. For the first couple of days, he will build up his trust by making great changes to the site, interacting with 'teens etc. While doing this, he will slowly replace all of the jannies with his own group, silencing anyone who notices. Then, in the middle of July, he will activate the event known as "The Plug". Basically, he will disable all other sites related to the Sharty and going onto here will redirect you to a different site of his own, █████████.party. Once you go on there, videorel will play and you will be at a board called "/soy :)/", with the background style being looping gifs of gruesome gore footage and eerie music in the background. If you go into options you will see that the only other available one is named "Toot" and is just a yellow background. At least it makes the site readable. You will notice that the subtitle of the board is "Toot's Reckoning". Scrolling down, you will notice there's ACTUAL 'P STICKIED. The stickied thread only read one thing: "Enjoy the last minutes of this shit website." Scrolling further down, half of the posts were confused and scared 'teens and the other half are people (presumably Toot's jannies) posting illegal content.
I was extremely shocked at the utter chaos the site was in. When I refreshed the page, the board was locked. All of the posts were deleted as well. And then it happened. Toot posted THE ACTUAL POOPSON. Didn't look similar to the "uncensored real" images of it either, it was far, far more disturbing than that. I don't know how to describe it with my ESL vocabulary, it was just horribly gruesome to look at. And then, a reppey was posted in the thread. A live feed of a 'teen putting his hand into a blender upon seeing Poopson. The video then cut to an extremely fast flashing screen. It seemed like someone had started to type. "=) T" showed up on the screen. Before whoever was typing could finish, the page refreshed and was replaced with a screen.
>THIS DOMAIN HAS BEEN SEIZED BY THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION.
And that was the end of it all… I know this sounds like a generic "oooohh bad thing happen in future so a24 slow burn!1!" crappypasta but PLEASE, PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU, LISTEN TO ME FOR ONCE. DO NOT ALLOW TOOT TO BECOME ADMIN. May God have mercy on us all.