/soy/ - Soyjaks

If you said "there's p in my pants" that would be fine but saying "there's 'p in my pants" means that you have a USB stick of 'p inside your pants

>>14845478
if you have a usb with 'p and you know it has 'p in it, you need to turn it in to the police immediately

>>14845478
alternatively you're a minor and you have genitalia, meaning that there's quite literally embedded 'p in your pants
but by that definition because no object can 100% be opaque (quantum physics shit) that means that you've seen 'p hundreds of times per second since you were a fetus (ALSO 'P SINCE FETUSES HAVE UNDEVELOPED GENETALIA)
THERES 'P FUCKING EVERYWHERE, 'P IN MY WALLS, 'P IN MY PANTS 'P FUCKING EVERYWHERE AT EVERY TIME IN SPACE, STAR DUST IS 'P, SPERM IS 'P. THE FOOD YOU EAT WAS ONCE DECOMPOSED 'P. EVERYTHING IS FUCKING 'P
MEDS NO MEDS NEVER NEVER MEDS SOYBERG SOYBERG MEDS BAD 'P FUCKING EVERYWHERE 'P INSIDE ME 'P INSIDE US, 'P EVERYWHERE IN THE UNIVERSE

>>14845560
meds and sproke

>>14845560
SOYBERGGGGG!!! HE'S RIGHT HERE!!!

>>14845560
holy shit he's right